[ARCHIVED THREAD] - F****** Stock (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 6/1/2007 2:08:31 AM EDT
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May 30, 2007, the government increased the stamp tax and then the stock market crash. I have lost nearly 10,000 yuan.  fucking stamp tax  fucking stock fucking gov
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Halliburton investor relations |
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The government increased stamp tax is to inhibit stock market speculation, it's a good thing. In May 23 the Ministry of Finance announced that it will not increase the stamp duty, but on May 30 a.m. 00:00 the same that Ministry of Finance announced(again) increased the fucking stamp tax. Most Chinese think this hurts the ordinary investor's interests and the credibility of the government. |
Well, I'm sorry your government decided to take a course of action that hurt investors like yourself. 
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I couldn't EVEN get a F*** through on my topic once. Might want to edit. OH and I have a story too! I was at Claim Jumper last night, and a group of Japanese businessmen were walking out, and right past the bar. They all smiled, and kinds bowed as they went past. I was on FIRE with the Ducks win so stood up and said "GO DUCKS!!"  They looked confused, so I showed them my shirt. I pointed to the Ducks logo there. BIG mistake. They kept nodding and smiling, but I'm now part of urban legend. Apparently I taught the Japanese a new word for boobies. I went in tonight, for just a minute, and everybody looked at me and said "Go DUCKS" while grabbing their moobs. Bastards. |
I see, and I'm so sorry. But I was too angry, because my capital is only 23,500 yuan. I lost almost half of the capital in three days. |
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how edit 
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Well... I can't anymore. Whats done is done. I didn't KNOW they didn't speak a word of English. and am sure I will be taunted for months about this faux pas.  You however can go to your original post, and hit the "edit" button, and change your title. |
Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just One." 
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Credibility is word that should never be used to describe government. Any government. |
| I’m sorry to hear it. Government does have a way of screwing people over. Someone once said “Beware of generous rulers because everything they give they have to take from someone else.” Government s like to find problems or injustices to fix. The problem is that their way to fix a problem on injustice usually involves creating more problems and injustices. |
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You won't be long in that boat alone, tiengulden. The US market is over heated and everyone that leaves all their assets in stocks past about the end of the summer will experience a 50% to possibly 90% loss of value. I'm watching closely and will soon move at least 50% of my value to the sidelines in money market investments. The 1989 correction took 50% of my investments. 100% up is a lot farther than 50% down. Maybe China is due for a revolution; we need something to hold your country's power ambitions at bay a little longer. |
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Here's a phoenetic guide to make sure it doesn't happen again: Towonto Maple Reafs Detro Wed Rings Nu Rork Wayngers Nu Rork Iranders Filidarfia Fryers Bufaro Saybers Carorina Tsunamis Tama Bar Rightnings Rawshington Caropitals Shigago Brackrawks Cororodo Ravalanches  jk, All in good fun. |
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Look at it this way. Stay the course, and if the investments were good, they will come back. If not, well, thats Capitalism. On another note, is there any word on the capture of the poison food manufacturer? I heard the government minister who was supposed to be overseeing this industry has been sentenced to death. |
Hey, can you tell your friends to stop buying so much damn gas and other petroleum products? I'm kind of paying alot of money for gas, here. Thanks!  Oh, and viva la revolucion!!! If you need any help in overthrowing your government, you just give us a holler, okay? Remember our little deal about the gas, though. I can't afford to send you ammo if it costs me $40 to fill up my Mustang. BTW - Does the revolution require MILSPEC buffer tubes and parkerizing under the FSB? |
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You should invest in the NYSE, in stocks of those companies that are going to benefit from doing business with Madam President, Hillary Clinton. If I recall, Loral Corp. made a ton of money selling defense secrets to China. There were others as well, especially those that sold communications, missile, and nuclear warhead technologies to your government. So...find out which American companies made a pile of cash working for the Clintons and your PLA and you should do very well in the market. I'd avoid your market though. Last I heard, the Party still controlled the market. Too much risk for your Yuan there. Better to buy American. haoyun! |
Ahhh the good old classics George |