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8/22/2008 9:16:03 PM EDT

8/22/2008 9:16:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Toilet Bong?

ETA: I think he might need help lighting it.
8/22/2008 9:16:43 PM EDT
[#2]
The guy is thirsty.
8/22/2008 9:17:19 PM EDT
[#3]
photochop, suppose to be in his hand
8/22/2008 9:17:54 PM EDT
[#4]
He's obviously siphoning shit-water. Who hasn't.
8/22/2008 9:18:12 PM EDT
[#5]
How to steal gas toilet water
8/22/2008 9:18:32 PM EDT
[#6]
Do you have Jenkem on tap?
8/22/2008 9:18:42 PM EDT
[#7]
that's one hell of a hookah
8/22/2008 9:21:46 PM EDT
[#8]
Can you get high on sewer gas? Would anyone really want to?

8/22/2008 9:23:07 PM EDT
[#9]
It's to allow you to breathe when you're trapped in a fire. Really.  



Fresh-air breathing device and method


Abstract: The recent rash of fires in high-rise hotels and deaths occasioned thereby has given rise to the need for a breathing device and method for supplying a hotel guest and/or fireman with fresh air until he can be rescued. The device and method of this invention provide for the insertion of a breathing tube through the water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of the toilet, to enable the user to breathe fresh air through the tube.
8/22/2008 9:24:14 PM EDT
[#10]
He's exhaling, not inhaling. It's a manual fix for a clogged toilet when one doesn't have a plunger?
8/22/2008 9:24:14 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
It's to allow you to breathe when you're trapped in a fire. Really.  



Fresh-air breathing device and method


Abstract: The recent rash of fires in high-rise hotels and deaths occasioned thereby has given rise to the need for a breathing device and method for supplying a hotel guest and/or fireman with fresh air until he can be rescued. The device and method of this invention provide for the insertion of a breathing tube through the water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of the toilet, to enable the user to breathe fresh air through the tube.



8/22/2008 9:26:05 PM EDT
[#12]
jenkem bong


8/22/2008 9:26:30 PM EDT
[#13]

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He's exhaling, not inhaling. It's a manual fix for a clogged toilet when one doesn't have a plunger?


A manual fix is a fucking plunger.  
8/22/2008 9:27:13 PM EDT
[#14]

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He's exhaling, not inhaling. It's a manual fix for a clogged toilet when one doesn't have a plunger?


A manual fix is a fucking plunger.
That right there is funny.
8/22/2008 9:28:13 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
It's to allow you to breathe when you're trapped in a fire. Really.  



Fresh-air breathing device and method


Abstract: The recent rash of fires in high-rise hotels and deaths occasioned thereby has given rise to the need for a breathing device and method for supplying a hotel guest and/or fireman with fresh air until he can be rescued. The device and method of this invention provide for the insertion of a breathing tube through the water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of the toilet, to enable the user to breathe fresh air through the tube.



Umm... that is totally false... any gas from the sewer pipe is not fresh air.  You'll be breathing methane gas, and God knows what else
8/22/2008 9:37:15 PM EDT
[#16]

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It's to allow you to breathe when you're trapped in a fire. Really.  



Fresh-air breathing device and method


Abstract: The recent rash of fires in high-rise hotels and deaths occasioned thereby has given rise to the need for a breathing device and method for supplying a hotel guest and/or fireman with fresh air until he can be rescued. The device and method of this invention provide for the insertion of a breathing tube through the water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of the toilet, to enable the user to breathe fresh air through the tube.



Umm... that is totally false... any gas from the sewer pipe is not fresh air.  You'll be breathing methane gas, and God knows what else


That's indeed the description of the device.  Click on the Images link to see that pic.
8/22/2008 9:38:53 PM EDT
[#17]
Demo's feeding?
8/22/2008 9:40:27 PM EDT
[#18]
Not Me Bubba!

- Clint

8/22/2008 9:40:35 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

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It's to allow you to breathe when you're trapped in a fire. Really.  



Fresh-air breathing device and method


Abstract: The recent rash of fires in high-rise hotels and deaths occasioned thereby has given rise to the need for a breathing device and method for supplying a hotel guest and/or fireman with fresh air until he can be rescued. The device and method of this invention provide for the insertion of a breathing tube through the water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of the toilet, to enable the user to breathe fresh air through the tube.



Umm... that is totally false... any gas from the sewer pipe is not fresh air.  You'll be breathing methane gas, and God knows what else


That's indeed the description of the device.  Click on the Images link to see that pic.



They're gonna kill more people with poisioning than by the fucking fire

Holy jimmeny fucking fuck
8/22/2008 9:40:47 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

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It's to allow you to breathe when you're trapped in a fire. Really.  



Fresh-air breathing device and method


Abstract: The recent rash of fires in high-rise hotels and deaths occasioned thereby has given rise to the need for a breathing device and method for supplying a hotel guest and/or fireman with fresh air until he can be rescued. The device and method of this invention provide for the insertion of a breathing tube through the water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of the toilet, to enable the user to breathe fresh air through the tube.



Umm... that is totally false... any gas from the sewer pipe is not fresh air.  You'll be breathing methane gas, and God knows what else


That's indeed the description of the device.  If you doubt, go to the U.S. Patent Office website and look up patent number 4,320,756.



I do not doubt you when you posted that....   I'm just saying it's not fresh air when they stick that tube down there to breathe.  

It may be a patent, but it will not work... UNLESS you have some sort of special filter to filters out the methane and lets through Oxygen... but that's some serious money... I'm not going to breathe in sewer gas... Just use the 'wet rag' and that will get you through until you get out.
8/22/2008 9:49:18 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

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It's to allow you to breathe when you're trapped in a fire. Really.  



Fresh-air breathing device and method


Abstract: The recent rash of fires in high-rise hotels and deaths occasioned thereby has given rise to the need for a breathing device and method for supplying a hotel guest and/or fireman with fresh air until he can be rescued. The device and method of this invention provide for the insertion of a breathing tube through the water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of the toilet, to enable the user to breathe fresh air through the tube.



Umm... that is totally false... any gas from the sewer pipe is not fresh air.  You'll be breathing methane gas, and God knows what else


That's indeed the description of the device.  If you doubt, go to the U.S. Patent Office website and look up patent number 4,320,756.



I do not doubt you when you posted that....   I'm just saying it's not fresh air when they stick that tube down there to breathe.  

It may be a patent, but it will not work... UNLESS you have some sort of special filter to filters out the methane and lets through Oxygen... but that's some serious money... I'm not going to breathe in sewer gas... Just use the 'wet rag' and that will get you through until you get out.


8/22/2008 9:49:41 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
It's to allow you to breathe when you're trapped in a fire. Really.  



Fresh-air breathing device and method


Abstract: The recent rash of fires in high-rise hotels and deaths occasioned thereby has given rise to the need for a breathing device and method for supplying a hotel guest and/or fireman with fresh air until he can be rescued. The device and method of this invention provide for the insertion of a breathing tube through the water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of the toilet, to enable the user to breathe fresh air through the tube.



Or you could throw a piece of furniture through the window, instead of sucking on shit fumes.
8/22/2008 9:50:29 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
He's obviously siphoning shit-water. Who hasn't.




8/22/2008 9:51:39 PM EDT
[#24]
height=8
Quoted:
Toilet Bong?

ETA: I think he might need help lighting it.


There's no bubbling shit going on in there, the tube goes all teh way through the water.  Not a toilet bong.

Though the idea does sound interesting, even if it's not portable.
8/22/2008 9:51:54 PM EDT
[#25]
Apparently somebody has once again accidentally flushed their baggy of crack cocaine.
8/22/2008 9:53:16 PM EDT
[#26]
The vent air MIGHT be free of CO but if there is any H2S, you are just as fucked.

The vent air in the stack is fairly clear but not always.
8/22/2008 9:55:42 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
It's to allow you to breathe when you're trapped in a fire. Really.  



Fresh-air breathing device and method


Abstract: The recent rash of fires in high-rise hotels and deaths occasioned thereby has given rise to the need for a breathing device and method for supplying a hotel guest and/or fireman with fresh air until he can be rescued. The device and method of this invention provide for the insertion of a breathing tube through the water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of the toilet, to enable the user to breathe fresh air through the tube.


   This is true.  Having had my lungs full of smoke before, I might be willing to try it if I was trapped.
8/22/2008 10:23:48 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

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It's to allow you to breathe when you're trapped in a fire. Really.  



Fresh-air breathing device and method


Abstract: The recent rash of fires in high-rise hotels and deaths occasioned thereby has given rise to the need for a breathing device and method for supplying a hotel guest and/or fireman with fresh air until he can be rescued. The device and method of this invention provide for the insertion of a breathing tube through the water trap of a toilet to expose an open end thereof to fresh air from a vent pipe connected to a sewer line of the toilet, to enable the user to breathe fresh air through the tube.



Umm... that is totally false... any gas from the sewer pipe is not fresh air.  You'll be breathing methane gas, and God knows what else


Did you ever watch jackass 2 when the guy farted/shit into te funnel attached to the bubble helmet. He lost is cookies big time. Funniest shit I had seen in a while. Go head and breath that crap, I'll giggle my muther fucken ass off.
8/23/2008 2:24:18 AM EDT
[#29]
8/23/2008 3:21:23 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
nutwoodrocks.com/tube.jpg




8/23/2008 3:29:23 AM EDT
[#31]
Why must it be a male caucasion in the diagram?

Obama is right, we need change
8/23/2008 4:12:24 AM EDT
[#32]
So the tube is pushed thru the toilet water, filling up.   You better hope you remember to blow and then suck.  
8/23/2008 8:25:39 AM EDT
[#33]
JENKEM!!  BUTT HASH!!  LEROY JEMKEMS!!  

Oh, that kills me.