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3/2/2016 6:52:52 PM EDT
My neck/shoulder is about to fuckin' kill me. Its only gotten worse as the day has gone on. I don't know what I did but it sucks. Just took some acetaminophen but I don't expect it to do much.
3/2/2016 7:00:19 PM EDT
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Calf muscle cramps while sleeping make me want to find the nearest kitten and kick it to the moon.
3/2/2016 7:01:37 PM EDT
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just my cock,sucks to wake up masturbaiting
3/2/2016 7:02:30 PM EDT
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My neck/shoulder is about to fuckin' kill me. Its only gotten worse as the day has gone on. I don't know what I did but it sucks. Just took some acetaminophen but I don't expect it to do much.
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How old a feller are ye?



Cause it don't get better with time...



 
3/2/2016 7:03:36 PM EDT
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Damnit, yes, this!




Sucks.
3/2/2016 7:03:43 PM EDT
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Yeah, sometimes I'll do a big stretch in bed when I wake up in the morning and end up pulling a muscle in my neck.





Then I'm miserable for the next three or four days.


 
3/2/2016 7:04:08 PM EDT
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Shit man I'm 60...eerrrrr - 70 ish ......... I'm fucking old. I don't care what hurts in the mornings as long as I can still get my ass out of bed.
3/2/2016 7:04:16 PM EDT
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Oh my god I would murder the world when that happens..... Terrible way to wake up
3/2/2016 7:04:37 PM EDT
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My neck/shoulder is about to fuckin' kill me. Its only gotten worse as the day has gone on. I don't know what I did but it sucks. Just took some acetaminophen but I don't expect it to do much.

How old a feller are ye?

Cause it don't get better with time...
 



^^^^ This, the first sign of getting old is hurting yourself sleeping.
3/2/2016 7:06:59 PM EDT
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Sore back at most.  I did have a dream of falling that scared me to where i woke up,
but was actually falling off couch .  No injury occurred.
3/2/2016 7:13:57 PM EDT
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dehydrated
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3/2/2016 7:18:54 PM EDT
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More evidence that ARFCOM hates kittens.  
3/2/2016 7:25:48 PM EDT
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Bullshit. I drank plenty of whiskey and beer before bed.
3/2/2016 7:26:05 PM EDT
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Penis
3/2/2016 7:26:08 PM EDT
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Most likely.  It happened to me once.  I went to beating the shit out of my leg with my fists.

 
3/2/2016 7:27:19 PM EDT
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I had a habit of lifting my upper body with my head to roll on my side.

I have degenerative disk disease and ding this a few years ago damn near paralyzed me right before a trip to LA for work. I thought would die on the plane and wanted to for about 3 months
3/2/2016 7:27:45 PM EDT
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Yup.

The only thing that fixes it is to stretch my leg out straight. It hurts like a mother fucker.
3/2/2016 7:30:44 PM EDT
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  Try eating more bananas.
3/2/2016 7:30:53 PM EDT
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Slept on the loveseat one night.  In my sleep I lifted one leg and set it on the loveseat arm, at such an angle that the wood frame dug into just the right pressure point.  Woke up in agony and didn't sleep the rest of the night.  Not doing that again.
3/2/2016 7:42:02 PM EDT
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As soon as my schedule interrupts PT for more than a couple weeks I begin to injure myself while I sleep. When I'm working out like a lunatic and doing things that should injure me I'm just fine.

It's always an injury cropping up in my sleep, though.
3/2/2016 7:42:14 PM EDT
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My neck/shoulder is about to fuckin' kill me. Its only gotten worse as the day has gone on. I don't know what I did but it sucks. Just took some acetaminophen but I don't expect it to do much.

How old a feller are ye?

Cause it don't get better with time...
 


Came to say this. Every morning is a new adventure. Shit just starts hurting for no good reason.
3/2/2016 7:43:10 PM EDT
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I don't think it was a cramp, although now it feels like it will cramp just to make me hurt. I'm not even old, lol. I'm worried its still going to hurt tomorrow.

This reminds me, one time while walking on hardwood flooring while drunk and wearing socks, I slipped and bent my foot over, landing with most of my weight on it. Woke up the next morning and couldn't remember what had happened, but I thought I had broke it.
3/2/2016 7:44:23 PM EDT
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This, I've even had both of them cramp up while stretching when I wake up, makes it a real bitch to get out of bed.  I told my self when I bought a bed frame that it would have a foot board that I could stretch them out with. I ended up spending a fortune on the bed and forgot one of the most important reasons I wanted a bed frame.
3/2/2016 7:46:15 PM EDT
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He'll only come back here next month complaining of constipation