[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Dutch

Posted: 7/19/2017 8:08:24 PM EDT

on your nine!

My 22 year old daughter has never seen this movie. I have failed as a father.

Posted: 7/19/2017 8:13:15 PM EDT

[#1]

"Stick around."

Posted: 7/19/2017 8:14:00 PM EDT

[#2]

Nothing Burps Better Than Bacon

Posted: 7/19/2017 9:54:27 PM EDT

[#3]

"You and I are riding in the back seat from now on. Because what that missile twister can teach you, you don't need to learn 'til you're in prison. "