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10/2/2008 12:18:53 PM EDT
Went on a call today for a sick-looking skunk. Sure enough when I arrive this thing is sitting up against a wood fence twitching and shaking about. It's broad daylight so I put 2 and 2 together that this thing is not doing too well. It was probably on the young side of things. Not quite a baby but not full-grown either.

I bladed at 60 degrees (45 is for non-operator civilians) and engaged the target with a single shot of Speer Gold-Dot 45ACP. Range was about 10 feet to avoid skunk spray getting all over me. The shot hit right behind the shoulder blade, as I had a perfect profile shot. Subject stiffened, twitched, rolled onto its back and ceased moving. I grabbed a garbage bag, bagged it, and brought it to the dump for disposal. As I was driving there I heard the garbage bag moving around. When I removed the bag from the car the thing still appeared to be alive. I waited a minute or two more and it expired.

As a side note, I need to start carrying earplugs in my duty bag. I can't hear shit out of my already-shitty left ear

Next time I'm going with 9mm
10/2/2008 12:22:33 PM EDT
[#1]
zombie skunk?


furry with a hangover?
10/2/2008 12:25:11 PM EDT
[#2]
I think you mean Drawdown With Inadequate Shot Placement. Don't be confused. Use the .45 ON skunks. Skunks USE 9mms.
10/2/2008 12:25:44 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
I think you mean Drawdown With Inadequate Shot Placement. Don't be confused. Use the .45 ON skunks. Skunks USE 9mms.


The shot placement couldn't have been better. Brain stem shot not possible because of the angle with the fence.
10/2/2008 12:27:43 PM EDT
[#4]
You need some 5.7x28mm "death rockets". When they hit a living being, they tumble 720 degrees then home in on the beating heart. Once it homes in, second stage rockets fire and the bullet fragments into multiple bullets with razor-blades extending from each one, closing in on the heart until it has been shredded into perfectly shaped cubed pieces.
10/2/2008 12:28:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Shouldn't that skunk be tested for rabies?  I thought records were kept of animals found with rabies.
10/2/2008 12:35:39 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
You need some 5.7x28mm "death rockets". When they hit a living being, they tumble 720 degrees then home in on the beating heart. Once it homes in, second stage rockets fire and the bullet fragments into multiple bullets with razor-blades extending from each one, closing in on the heart until it has been shredded into perfectly shaped cubed pieces.


We were all out of those. Too many dog calls
10/2/2008 12:44:50 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You need some 5.7x28mm "death rockets". When they hit a living being, they tumble 720 degrees then home in on the beating heart. Once it homes in, second stage rockets fire and the bullet fragments into multiple bullets with razor-blades extending from each one, closing in on the heart until it has been shredded into perfectly shaped cubed pieces.


We were all out of those. Too many dog calls


Oh hell no... you need some of thos "heat seeking .50 rounds that cook deer" you know, the ones that libtard bitch was whining about around here somewhere..

if they will cook deer... well a lowly skunk is "toast"