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11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 10/19/2004 5:25:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 5:26:13 PM EST by Vulcan94]
Just got this email from my brother-in-law.

Finally, truth in questions...


Subject: Democrats & Republicans




Question: How do you tell the difference between a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican?

Answer:

Pose the following question:

You are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges directly at you. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids ?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior!
This is so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republicans Answer:

BANG!

Southern Republicans Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click...click (sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"




Looks like I'm a Southern Republican!

Vulcan94
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:26:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 5:28:24 PM EST by Palo_Duro]
I helped compose that about 2 years ago.

Thanks for showing it.


edited to add: My contribution was the sound of re-loading and firing the 2nd mag.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:29:53 PM EST




Vulcan94
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:36:54 PM EST
I swear, everytime I read that the gun and ammo brand change
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 6:00:23 PM EST
Besides, the Dem would be unarmed.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 6:02:36 PM EST
You want to see the difference between Demonrats and Republicans? Someone post the picture of Laura Bush and Mama Ketchup!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 6:04:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
You want to see the difference between Demonrats and Republicans? Someone post the picture of Laura Bush and Mama Ketchup!



NO!!! Please don't! I can't stand the sight of horse face tereezzza.

But you can post pics of Mrs. Bush.
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