Posted: 1/17/2010 9:28:29 PM EDT
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I feel like I need to share.
I really am the king of my castle after killing countless invaders and getting smokepoles and shop tools on my wedding registry I have truely climbed to the top of the mountain and saw all was good, beautiful, and noble at the summit. I got to watch 24 before CINC and her advisors watched their shows. I repeat, I 100% control the television! I almost popped green smoke, but thenI realized that I'd fuck up my security deposit. So I just deleted the 24 recordings from the DVR as soon as I watched them for the second time and finally let the wimmenz use the tv. I don't really know much about the shows that the female cabal watches: Show # 1: It's about whores running around their neighborhood, to the protest of their latently hamosexual husbands, and how for some reason God hasn't punished all of them with a derailed chemical car accident. Seems like it's on par with the dogshit they call "Lost" and the other show about whores in a hospital. Show # 2: Apparently I am supposed to feel bad about a bunch of rich assholes from California and all the problems that they have. Oh, you can't forget all the problems that gay people have and how they are 100% just like us, well like us except for the blowing other guys thing. Sally Field is on the second show and I'd make sure she'd die from her osteoperosis pelvis getting fractured beyond repair, but that's for another thread. I didn't even have to DVR the shows, they left me be and I watched them on the big TV, not the little piddly dick one. In fact, I just took this picture of them watching the whore show: 
I wish I could have bladed, but pie doesn't like getting 1911s drawn on her |
