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10/28/2011 9:43:46 AM EDT
Wonder what the dolphin is so interested in....

Skip to the 0:37 mark on.


10/28/2011 9:45:12 AM EDT
[#1]
Needs more '70s porn soundtrack.
10/28/2011 9:45:33 AM EDT
[#2]
well they do have sex for fun just like humans
10/28/2011 9:46:39 AM EDT
[#3]
No wonder you find the occasional dolphin caught in the tuna net
10/28/2011 9:47:55 AM EDT
[#4]
That chick was probably on the rag
10/28/2011 9:48:51 AM EDT
[#5]
Dirty pussy = attention from dolphins.
10/28/2011 9:49:26 AM EDT
[#6]
From that day forward, she really didn't give a shit if her tuna was "dolphin safe" or not.

Just curious:  Are raging dolphin hard-ons COC-compliant?
10/28/2011 9:49:29 AM EDT
[#7]
Smells like fish?
10/28/2011 9:53:00 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
From that day forward, she really didn't give a shit if her tuna was "dolphin safe" or not.

Just curious:  Are raging dolphin hard-ons COC-compliant?


Good question..  But we have seen our share of cat balls pictures.  Are the beans without the frank ok?
10/28/2011 9:56:11 AM EDT
[#9]
That dolphin was rockin' out...well you know the rest.
10/28/2011 9:57:26 AM EDT
[#10]

I think that dolphin was thinking "That dude is being a complete cock-blocker."
10/28/2011 9:58:46 AM EDT
[#11]
those stupid people should have gotten out of the water. a large dolphin with a rageing hard on should not be taken lightly
10/28/2011 10:01:35 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
No wonder you find the occasional dolphin caught in the tuna net


Ohhhhh, that was GOOD!!!  

10/28/2011 10:03:09 AM EDT
[#13]
Cue the "You gonna get raped," pic.
10/28/2011 10:03:45 AM EDT
[#14]
Fish Taco










































10/28/2011 10:04:39 AM EDT
[#15]
That tuna is not dolphin safe.
10/28/2011 10:10:35 AM EDT
[#16]
Next time giver a pat with a gasoline soaked rag.

10/28/2011 10:10:36 AM EDT
[#17]
I think I've seen 100 percent more cetacean penis today than I wanted to.
10/28/2011 10:14:29 AM EDT
[#18]
Flipper wanted to show her who is the skipper.
10/28/2011 10:25:40 AM EDT
[#19]
insert ocra weenie pic
10/28/2011 10:27:59 AM EDT
[#20]
red rocket red rocket!
10/28/2011 10:31:11 AM EDT
[#21]
She was either on the rag or ovulating...

That could have gotten ugly. She was lucky.
10/28/2011 10:40:53 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
That tuna is not dolphin safe.


Or was the dolphin not tuna safe?
10/28/2011 10:44:18 AM EDT
[#23]


A couple of years ago I got to swim with Cindy, the dolphin from the Jaws movie.  They specifically mentioned that only female dolphins were used because the males can get amorous and overly aggressive.
10/28/2011 10:44:53 AM EDT
[#24]
Dolphin probably read the book on that guy's sex affair with a dolphin
and just wanted to get some payback.
10/28/2011 10:46:26 AM EDT
[#25]
she musta been ululating
10/28/2011 10:46:29 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
She was either on the rag or ovulating...

That could have gotten ugly. She was lucky.


How much uglier could it have gotten?  Would the dolphin begin attacking the man for being in the way?
10/28/2011 10:51:13 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
She was either on the rag or ovulating...

That could have gotten ugly. She was lucky.


Correct...
10/28/2011 10:53:51 AM EDT
[#28]
"He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of
Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab
your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're
wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though:
If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."
10/28/2011 10:54:53 AM EDT
[#29]
Just like a damned dog.





Does pepper spray work underwater?

 
10/28/2011 11:03:24 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She was either on the rag or ovulating...

That could have gotten ugly. She was lucky.


Correct...


They know!
10/28/2011 11:04:05 AM EDT
[#31]
Next time:

FDS = Dophin Repellant.
10/28/2011 11:37:53 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
she musta been ululating


is that like a dolphin mating call?

10/28/2011 11:57:34 AM EDT
[#33]
The guys lucky to be alive!
10/28/2011 12:06:09 PM EDT
[#34]
10/28/2011 12:09:39 PM EDT
[#35]
10/28/2011 12:12:28 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
She was either on the rag or ovulating...

That could have gotten ugly. She was lucky.


This.

Nothing funny about violent dolphin rape.

Ha, can't say that with a straight face.
10/28/2011 12:30:13 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
those stupid people should have gotten out of the water. a large dolphin with a rageing hard on should not be taken lightly internally


10/28/2011 1:43:54 PM EDT
[#38]
a buddy got pulled down 50 feet by a pilot whale that was "just toying" with him
10/28/2011 1:47:11 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She was either on the rag or ovulating...

That could have gotten ugly. She was lucky.


Correct...


10/28/2011 1:47:56 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She was either on the rag or ovulating...

That could have gotten ugly. She was lucky.


This.

Nothing funny about violent dolphin rape.

Ha, can't say that with a straight face.


There is that whole drowning thing
10/28/2011 1:49:59 PM EDT
[#41]

10/28/2011 1:51:43 PM EDT
[#42]


10/28/2011 1:58:04 PM EDT
[#43]
This has been going on for years with these dolphin pools.

Rush use to have environmental updates reporting on attacks and lawsuits. I believe he use to play flipper.

Flipper theme
10/28/2011 2:00:05 PM EDT
[#44]
This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2TIGUjh2_o
10/28/2011 2:05:28 PM EDT
[#45]
Not limited to dolphines.

Elephant
10/28/2011 2:08:38 PM EDT
[#46]
So menstruation attracts bears and dolphins, good to know.
10/28/2011 3:22:14 PM EDT
[#47]
They call him Blue Balls, Blue Balls
Hard as a diiiiaaaamond
No one you see
Is as horny as he
And we know Blue Balls
Lives in a world of frustration
Spanking his sea-monkey
Under the sea