[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Cola Warrior Southeast 8. (Page 1 of 14)
Posted: 4/1/2024 11:49:19 AM EDT
 Artwork by MrsBig_Tex78 Ladies and gentlemen, let me invite you to an opportunity to test yourselves. The Cola Warrior Southeast you knew and loved is dead. Long live Cola Warrior Southeast. **Please read everything below as this is not a copy paste from other events or previous years and things have changed** You will be provided with a challenging course, peeps, an outhouse, and basically nothing else. This is a "bring your own everything" event. There will be no donations, no food, no water, and we are not asking sponsors for prizes though we will not be turning them away if they choose to provide them. You will pack everything that you need in, and out, when you leave. Pictures of the terrain and distance from parking to the site will be provided closer to the event. This event is on a mountain and is not handicap accessible. There are no services. You are responsible for yourself and anyone you bring. Your time will be recorded via Sharpie marker on a used pizza box. You will truly be roughing it for this event. Due to the nature of the terrain and lack of infrastructure, please do not bring small children. If you are amenable to these conditions, continue reading. **Open to any and all previous Cola Warrior vets, winners, and losers. First come first serve. We will entertain 40 entrants on the main list and 10 standby entrants this year since it is an entirely new venue** If this is your first Cola Warrior event you need to be sponsored/recommended by an existing Cola Vet attending the event. If a Cola Vet's +1 violates the rules and is asked to leave, they (the Cola Vet) may be asked to accompany their +1’s departure. If you're new and without a Cola Vet sponsor contact me via PM. When: July 18-20 2024 Where: near Hollytree, Alabama. Address to be sent to entrants via email. Why: Because you aren't afraid of a challenge and want to know how you stack up against your peers. Accommodations: There will be primitive camping on site. No campers or trailers. No power and no water. No vehicles will be allowed past a certain location on the road (it will be marked) and you will carry all of your gear, food, water, and anything else you require for your time with us to the site. Anything you bring in will be packed out with you, including any trash. I'm saying this twice so no one is surprised. NO ATVs, UTVs, side by sides, motorcycles, etc, DO NOT BRING THEM. Event Swag: shirts and patches will be available for purchase via cash at the event. Artwork will be posted here once the designs are finalized. We're not mailing anything before or after the event so if you want a shirt and/or patch and can't make it, have someone pick them up for you. The rules: Follow all staff direction Follow all firearms safety rules Follow all range officer commands at all times No handling of firearms after drinking Must sign a waiver before running the course If you break any of these rules you will be banned from this and all future Cola Warriors THE COURSE: OBSTACLES PEEPS AK RUN SHOOT CHUG GEAR LIST: Rifle w/mags/ammo (60 total rounds or max 2 mags) Pistol w/mags/ammo (42 total rounds or max 2 mags) Carbonated beverages totaling 72oz Motivation SODAS, RIFLE, PISTOL, AND MAGAZINES WILL BE CARRIED BY THE RUNNER FROM OBSTACLES TO THE RANGE. RIFLE WILL BE SLUNG, UNLOADED, ON SAFE, AND PISTOL CAN EITHER BE IN A HOLSTER OR BACKPACK, UNLOADED, ON SAFE IF APPLICABLE. NO MAGAZINES ARE TO BE IN RIFLE OR PISTOL PRIOR TO ARRIVING AT THE FIRING LINE READY TO SHOOT. NV RUNNERS MAY CHOOSE TO DO OBSTACLES WITHOUT NV ON. COURSE RULES: 5 minute penalty for each failed obstacle Each obstacle must be seriously attempted for at least 10 seconds 10 minutes to complete the obstacles 5 minute penalty if rifle field strip isn't complete 5 minute penalty for each uneaten peep Last Peep must be in the mouth before the run 5 minute penalty for each target left without a hit 30 minute penalty for hitting pistol targets with rifle 10 minute total chug time allowed, everything left after will be penalized 6x 12oz cans, 3x 24oz cans, or 1x 2liter with a 5oz chaser are the only allowed sizes and any non-standard sizes will count as 2 liter If you vomit before finishing a 12oz can, no matter how much is left that can it is a 5 minute penalty If you vomit before finishing a 24oz can, no matter how much is left that can is a 10 minute penalty If you vomit before finishing 2 liters, it is a 30 minute penalty Your cleared rifle and pistol, magazines, eye & ear protection, and chug must be carried from the Peep/AK station to the range. Backpacks for gear may be used by multiple runners. No borrowing of plates/carriers/IFAKS for combat class, they must be your own. No borrowing of NV gear for night runs. Combat class requirements: Level 3+ rifle rated plates, front and rear Rifle mags with ammo Pistol mags with ammo At least 1 quart of water Medkit that consists of at least a tourniquet and combat bandage Night run only: 5-minute penalty for visible light ND, 10-minute penalty for prolonged use. 5 minute penalty for prolonged use of IR Illum or laser when not actively engaging targets. Must be shot with suppressed pistol and rifle. You can borrow a can if someone is willing to lend you one since it can be challenging for some to travel with them, but the rifle and pistol must be yours. Sign up here, the old fashioned way, by posting 100% in with your status as a previous entrant or newbie and I will add you to the list in the order of posts. If you sign up and fail to attend without notify me you will be banned for life. Staff: southerncross RolandDeschain Big_Tex78 Fatguy7814 Gahunter95 0627devildog The List: 1.Lonestar12 2. Cheeks 3. RolandDeschain 4. MisterTwo 5. fortydelta 6. HDLS 7. Hill_monkey 8. Sealrightinc 9. Bkpkr 10.Fatguy7814 11. 7pointsix2fan 12. 7mm-08 13. BlackTuono 14. southerncross 15. Kmart_Ginger 16. Dial-tone 17. IHTFP08 18. Inimacolone 19. FlyJS41 20. 0627devildog 21. Amos_Moses 22. NotUrLawyer 23. Dewthedo 24. Sylvan 25. Shinklebelle 26. Whistlepig2k 27. Rickybobby_plusone 28. Grey50beast 29. Big_Tex78 30. Slip_space 31. Weezer74 *****It has come to my attention that some of you are retarded and cannot read instructions, so I will give you a clue. Contine past the hunting camp with the RVs. We do not have permission to park there and that is not your destination. Looking up the coordinates with Google Earth doesnt help, it only confuses. If you follow the instructions, which say nothing about parking where the RVs are located, you will get to the site which is 2 miles further in***** *****Ok, so landowner is on site and says the road is good to go... For trucks, SUVs, or vehicles with some ground clearance and awd or 4wd. If you have a car, park on the road, THE PAVED ROAD, just before the hunting camp with the campers. DO NOT PARK IN HUNTING CAMP. With as few runners as we have we should be able to ferry people in with trucks and suvs. PLEASE DO NOT FUCK UP THE ROAD ON YOUR WAY IN. That is all. You're welcome.***** |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/157261/signal-2024-03-31-19-38-39-250-1-3175343.jpg Artwork by MrsBig_Tex78 Ladies and gentlemen, let me invite you to an opportunity to test yourselves. The Cola Warrior Southeast you knew and loved is dead. Long live Cola Warrior Southeast. **Please read everything below as this is not a copy paste from other events or previous years and things have changed** You will be provided with a challenging course, peeps, an outhouse, and basically nothing else. This is a "bring your own everything" event. There will be no donations, no food, no water, and we are not asking sponsors for prizes though we will not be turning them away if they choose to provide them. You will pack everything that you need in, and out, when you leave. Pictures of the terrain and distance from parking to the site will be provided closer to the event. This event is on a mountain and is not handicap accessible. There are no services. You are responsible for yourself and anyone you bring. Your time will be recorded via Sharpie marker on a used pizza box. You will truly be roughing it for this event. Due to the nature of the terrain and lack of infrastructure, please do not bring small children. If you are amenable to these conditions, continue reading. **Open to any and all previous Cola Warrior vets, winners, and losers. First come first serve. We will entertain 40 entrants on the main list and 10 standby entrants this year since it is an entirely new venue** If this is your first Cola Warrior event you need to be sponsored/recommended by an existing Cola Vet attending the event. If a Cola Vet's +1 violates the rules and is asked to leave, they (the Cola Vet) may be asked to accompany their +1’s departure. If you're new and without a Cola Vet sponsor contact me via PM. When: July 18-20 2024 Where: near Hollytree, Alabama. Address to be sent to entrants via email. Why: Because you aren't afraid of a challenge and want to know how you stack up against your peers. Accommodations: There will be primitive camping on site. No campers or trailers. No power and no water. No vehicles will be allowed past a certain location on the road (it will be marked) and you will carry all of your gear, food, water, and anything else you require for your time with us to the site. Anything you bring in will be packed out with you, including any trash. I'm saying this twice so no one is surprised. Event Swag: shirts and patches will be available for purchase via cash at the event. Artwork will be posted here once the designs are finalized. We're not mailing anything before or after the event so if you want a shirt and/or patch and can't make it, have someone pick them up for you. The rules: Follow all staff direction Follow all firearms safety rules Follow all range officer commands at all times No handling of firearms after drinking Must sign a waiver before running the course If you break any of these rules you will be banned from this and all future Cola Warriors THE COURSE: OBSTACLES PEEPS AK RUN SHOOT CHUG GEAR LIST: Rifle w/mags/ammo (60 total rounds or max 2 mags) Pistol w/mags/ammo (42 total rounds or max 2 mags) Carbonated beverages totaling 72oz Motivation ALL ITEMS EXCEPT CLEARED PISTOL AND RIFLE WILL BE CARRIED ON BODY THROUGHOUT ENTIRE COURSE, TO INCLUDE PEEPS AND BEVERAGES. THE CLEARED RIFLE AND PISTOL MAY BE DROPPED TO DO OBSTACLES. NV RUNNERS MAY CHOOSE TO DO OBSTACLES WITHOUT NV ON. COURSE RULES: 5 minute penalty for each failed obstacle Each obstacle must be seriously attempted for at least 10 seconds 10 minutes to complete the obstacles 5 minute penalty if rifle field strip isn't complete 5 minute penalty for each uneaten peep Last Peep must be in the mouth before the run 5 minute penalty for each target left without a hit 30 minute penalty for hitting pistol targets with rifle 10 minute total chug time allowed, everything left after will be penalized 6x 12oz cans, 3x 24oz cans, or 1x 2liter with a 5oz chaser are the only allowed sizes and any non-standard sizes will count as 2 liter If you vomit before finishing a 12oz can, no matter how much is left that can it is a 5 minute penalty If you vomit before finishing a 24oz can, no matter how much is left that can is a 10 minute penalty If you vomit before finishing 2 liters, it is a 30 minute penalty Your cleared rifle and pistol, magazines, eye & ear protection, and chug must be carried from the Peep/AK station to the range. Backpacks for gear may be used by multiple runners. No borrowing of plates/carriers/IFAKS for combat class, they must be your own. No borrowing of NV gear for night runs. Combat class requirements: Level 3+ rifle rated plates, front and rear Rifle mags with ammo Pistol mags with ammo At least 1 quart of water Medkit that consists of at least a tourniquet and combat bandage Night run only: 5-minute penalty for visible light ND, 10-minute penalty for prolonged use. 5 minute penalty for prolonged use of IR Illum or laser when not actively engaging targets. Sign up here, the old fashioned way, by posting 100% in with your status as a previous entrant or newbie and I will add you to the list in the order of posts. If you sign up and fail to attend without notify me you will be banned for life. Staff: southerncross RolandDeschain Big_Tex78 Fatguy7814 Gahunter95 0627devildog The List: Standby List: The suffering shall be glorious.... |
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CWSE8 Swag Order info Ok. Here’s the info on swag. We are not using these as a fund raiser or profiting off these. You will be paying actual cost. So everyone should be happy about that at least. There is no pre-order for any of the swag. We are not mailing anything out. All swag will be handed out at the actual event. The only acceptable form of payment at the event is CASH. No Venmo, CashApp, PayPal or the like. No checks or crypto. No IOU’s. You will also need to bring exact change for what you plan on purchasing. I’m not a bank and will not be scrambling to make change during the event. There will be a shirt for every runner and standby competitor in a variety of sizes from M-XXL. There will be no S or XXXL or larger. Sorry it won’t fit your kid and stop being fat and all that. They will be handed out on a 1st come 1st served basis. So you want to insure the size you want, don't delay. Only 1 shirt per competitor to start and any extras at the end will be sold to those interested. When they are gone they are gone, but everyone will have the chance to buy at least 1. Patches will also be available. Same rules as the shirts. 1st come 1st serve and everyone will have the opportunity to buy at least 1. Cost: Shirts: $15 each PVC Patches 2.5 inch: $5 each So for $20 you can get a shirt and patch for the event. Bidenomics has not hit CWSE swag this year. Artwork: Front of shirt logo over left breast:  Back of shirt:  Shirts will be Dark Heather Gray PVC Patch:  Update: Patches done:  Update: Shirts done:  
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Quoted: Yeah, that’s going to be uncomfortable at best. Don’t forget the bug spray. Have fun to those going.  Quoted: Quoted: July in Alabama. Better have IV on hand. Yeah, that’s going to be uncomfortable at best. Don’t forget the bug spray. Have fun to those going. Cola Warrior is always uncomfortable. |
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When you say "ALL ITEMS EXCEPT CLEARED PISTOL AND RIFLE WILL BE CARRIED ON BODY THROUGHOUT ENTIRE COURSE, TO INCLUDE PEEPS AND BEVERAGES. THE CLEARED RIFLE AND PISTOL MAY BE DROPPED TO DO OBSTACLES. NV RUNNERS MAY CHOOSE TO DO OBSTACLES WITHOUT NV ON." Does that mean we are running with our camp gear and food/water on us as well? Screw combat that's fallout class. |
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Quoted: When you say "ALL ITEMS EXCEPT CLEARED PISTOL AND RIFLE WILL BE CARRIED ON BODY THROUGHOUT ENTIRE COURSE, TO INCLUDE PEEPS AND BEVERAGES. THE CLEARED RIFLE AND PISTOL MAY BE DROPPED TO DO OBSTACLES. NV RUNNERS MAY CHOOSE TO DO OBSTACLES WITHOUT NV ON." Does that mean we are running with our camp gear and food/water on us as well? Screw combat that's fallout class. No fallout class this year, just items required for run. |