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5/28/2004 10:18:23 AM EDT

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.



Man...how ugly do you have to be to make your husband want to fuck a chicken instead of you?

5/28/2004 10:19:33 AM EDT
[#1]

He tried to kill his WIFE because she caught him 'red-henned'?

WTF?

5/28/2004 10:22:30 AM EDT
[#2]

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He tried to kill his WIFE because she caught him 'red-henned'?

WTF?




She was hen pecking him.

What's the most talanted thing that chickens can do?  They eat with their pecker!
5/28/2004 10:31:16 AM EDT
[#3]
Why did they kill the chicken?
5/28/2004 10:33:38 AM EDT
[#4]
The chicken should of crossed the road...
5/28/2004 10:35:44 AM EDT
[#5]
Woah woah people, in the presence of children we prefer to refer to the suspect as the "Chicken LOVER"....

5/28/2004 10:36:43 AM EDT
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Woah woah people, in the presence of children we prefer to refer to the suspect as the "Chicken LOVER"....




Is that the PETA-approved phrase?

As for the chicken..maybe it was fajita night?
5/28/2004 10:37:50 AM EDT
[#7]

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The hen was slaughtered after the incident.





Oh man - somewhere in the next village there's someone eating that chicken, not aware of why it was so heavily discounted at the market
5/28/2004 10:39:16 AM EDT
[#8]
Hmmmm, are we saying he ran a-fowl of his wife?
5/28/2004 10:39:18 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.





Oh man - somewhere in the next village there's someone eating that chicken, not aware of why it was so heavily discounted at the market




5/28/2004 10:40:07 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.





Oh man - somewhere in the next village there's someone eating that chicken, not aware of why it was so heavily discounted at the market



"Honey, next time not so much salt on the chicken, ok?"

"What salt? I didn't use any"
5/28/2004 10:40:58 AM EDT
[#11]
How "small" do you have to be not to kill the chicken while performing the act?  I'm no horse but I think the chicken would be in bad shape once i got done.
5/28/2004 10:43:51 AM EDT
[#12]
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