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5/10/2006 10:29:23 PM EDT
Ok, so I've got an 8 page paper to write in chemistry tonight. I don't know why, but the teacher wants it in APA instead of MLA, so that means, after the intro and abstract, along with the 10 sources.. 5 pages to type and cite. What is a good topic? I was going to do Neurological Imbalances, but google comes up with almost crap. I was going to do something on Sectually Transmitted Diseases, but.. the teacher says that's anatomy. Former highschool students, what the hell is a good topic that has tons of information?!

I take college classes while in my senior year of Prep school. Why is it that the easy stuff like this paper gets to me, but college is a sinch?!
5/10/2006 10:31:20 PM EDT
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Ok, so I've got an 8 page paper to write in chemistry tonight. I don't know why, but the teacher wants it in APA instead of MLA, so that means, after the intro and abstract, along with the 10 sources.. 5 pages to type and cite. What is a good topic? I was going to do Neurological Imbalances, but google comes up with almost crap. I was going to do something on Sectually Transmitted Diseases, but.. the teacher says that's anatomy. Former highschool students, what the hell is a good topic that has tons of information?!

I take college classes while in my senior year of Prep school. Why is it that the easy stuff like this paper gets to me, but college is a sinch?!



Anatomy? Doesn't that fall under the Theology catagory?
5/10/2006 10:34:08 PM EDT
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Our teacher is from somewhere in Africa. He knows alot of stuff, but he can't categorize anything like that, god knows why.

I asked him if I could do a paper on the downfalls of a poorly endowed penis, and he didn't know what I was talking about. Just an example.
5/10/2006 10:36:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Cyclic adenosine monophosphate
5/10/2006 10:39:31 PM EDT
[#4]
Lets think more along the lines of easy.
5/10/2006 10:44:21 PM EDT
[#5]
pussy.
5/10/2006 10:47:16 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Ok, so I've got an 8 page paper to write in chemistry tonight. I don't know why, but the teacher wants it in APA instead of MLA, so that means, after the intro and abstract, along with the 10 sources.. 5 pages to type and cite. What is a good topic? I was going to do Neurological Imbalances, but google comes up with almost crap. I was going to do something on Sectually Transmitted Diseases, but.. the teacher says that's anatomy. Former highschool students, what the hell is a good topic that has tons of information?!

I take college classes while in my senior year of Prep school. Why is it that the easy stuff like this paper gets to me, but college is a sinch?!



Anatomy? Doesn't that fall under the Theology catagory?





On topic: That's what you get for procrastinating. I've waited until the last minute to do just about every paper I've ever written. You'd think I'd learn. Only thing I've learned is that I hate chemistry. Comp sci forever!
5/10/2006 10:47:40 PM EDT
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Synthesis of methamphetamine
5/10/2006 10:50:29 PM EDT
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Oh man. I wish. But, it's a Christian Prepatory. Even the mention of drugs, let alone an 8-10 page paper would get all the teachers riled up.
5/10/2006 10:56:27 PM EDT
[#9]
My personal greatest interest in chemistry is solid rocket fuel compositions.
5/10/2006 11:13:23 PM EDT
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Oh man. I wish. But, it's a Christian Prepatory. Even the mention of drugs, let alone an 8-10 page paper would get all the teachers riled up.



seriously... do the synthesis of ATP it is really easy and there are alot of sources out there. Check out pubmed.com
5/10/2006 11:13:56 PM EDT
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Synthesis of methamphetamine




How about synthesis of pseudoephedrine from non-restricted precursors.  


My allergies are killing me tonight.
5/10/2006 11:15:00 PM EDT
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Synthesis of methamphetamine




How about synthesis of pseudoephedrine from non-restricted precursors.  


My allergies are killing me tonight.



fuck phenyephrine... IT DOESNT WORK!!!!!!!
5/10/2006 11:16:28 PM EDT
[#13]
Synthesis of RDX from household items.



Or, as someone said above: meth.

But since pseudoephedrine has been regulated, write specifically how to get around this requirement, and show how stupid the government is.
5/10/2006 11:39:37 PM EDT
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Ok. I think I'll go with Synthesis of Methamphetamine. There sure is alot of information on it. No personal knowledge :-P. I SHOULDN'T get in trouble for it, right? The school is pretty strict. I came within an inch of suspention because I had my MLI shirt on, and people ignored the message and just saw a gun. I hope they don't ignore this message and just see meth.
5/10/2006 11:53:33 PM EDT
[#15]
Atomic Bomb vs. Hydrogen Bomb
5/10/2006 11:56:08 PM EDT
[#16]
I've got a 15-20 page paper, due tomorrow(and by tomorrow, I mean in six hours).  I've started writing it tonight.  I have some notes...but no actual writing for the paper.  I am the muthafuckin' KING of procrastination.  Ironically enough, since I can research and write a paper like this in a day and get a decent grade, it's what I keep doing...whereas if I failed a couple of times, I might take longer to do it, and thus get better grades.
5/11/2006 12:13:20 AM EDT
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fuck chem, the only chemistrty I enwed is how to make alcohol.................... gooooo boooze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5/11/2006 1:08:56 AM EDT
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I've got a 15-20 page paper, due tomorrow(and by tomorrow, I mean in six hours).  I've started writing it tonight.  I have some notes...but no actual writing for the paper.  I am the muthafuckin' KING of procrastination.  Ironically enough, since I can research and write a paper like this in a day and get a decent grade, it's what I keep doing...whereas if I failed a couple of times, I might take longer to do it, and thus get better grades.



I did that on my English 101A final a year ago, except it was only 9 or 10 pages and easily got an A.  I waited until around midnight the day it was due.  

I just did the same with my geology research paper, but I suspect this instructor will notice.  

I really should stop with the procrastination...but I wont.
5/11/2006 1:28:35 AM EDT
[#19]
do the history of gunpowder... black to smokeless etc with chemistry...

or advocate nuclear power.... you can get away with anything if your good....

I wrote a highschool english final paper on the moral imperitive for the use of unrestricted strategic bombing
5/11/2006 1:37:41 AM EDT
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I did that on my English 101A final a year ago, except it was only 9 or 10 pages and easily got an A.  I waited until around midnight the day it was due.  

I just did the same with my geology research paper, but I suspect this instructor will notice.  

I really should stop with the procrastination...but I wont.



I don't think I ever will. I just wrote my 9 page English 102 paper in my prep school overnight. After I got it back (It was the first to be graded), it had "Potential for brilliance" written over the top, but I only got a B.