[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Chat with a complete stranger (Page 1 of 16)
Posted: 3/30/2009 7:08:14 AM EDT
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Click here And post your conversation if its worthy.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Do you have children? You: I just had 8 Stranger: Nice. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 
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Mine was pretty decent:
Stranger: YO You: hey how's it going? Stranger: Hungover but ok You: lol nice Stranger: and you? You: im at work, waiting for my next class You: should be about 3 mins Stranger: teacher? You: yeah, high school biology You: you at work? Stranger: ha –– I'm just finished teaching my class, computers You: haha how about that You: grade level? Stranger: It's third level, a college for international students You: cool, where? Stranger: based in Cork, Ireland. You? You: wow that's a long walk You: Texas Stranger: Fantastic Stranger: How there today? Stranger: weatherwise You: warm, overcast You: how about yall? Stranger: Spring is starting to pick up, it's not warm yet - still need coat Stranger: and not raining as much as usual You: is it really that rainy in ireland? You: to hear it from some it rains constantly Stranger: This year has been sweet - but yes it really is very rainy Stranger: the past 3 summers have been washouts Stranger: fingers Xed for this one You: living in texas, rain is welcome Stranger: I can imagine You: well, there's the bell. hey it's been nice chatting with you Stranger: Hey gotta go - best of luck with rest of day 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: bello You: how you doin? Stranger: guido? You: nah, you? Stranger: totally You: awesome You: where from You: ? Stranger: babagooby You: ah yes, very familiar with that area Your conversational partner has disconnected.  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: mornin Your conversational partner has disconnected.  |
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Jesus...what a bunch of whack jobs there:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey yo You: hi You: whats up Stranger: not much, how about you? You: just watching the blizzard outside Stranger: ooh nice Stranger: i haven't had snow in a while You: yeah big fun...tired of winter Stranger: fair enough You: where you from Stranger: england, you? You: usa Stranger: ooh k Stranger: tell me something you've never told anyone before Stranger: ever You: you first Stranger: i once managed to lick my own penis You: damnit you took my story You have disconnected. |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 4 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 23 You: hi Stranger: 42 You: 9 or .45? Stranger: 9 You: what? why? You: what about having both? Stranger: well, i COULD go for both, but then i would need to carry more ammo, and split the ammo between different sizes, going for just 9mm, means i have the max amount of ammo, for one gun Stranger: who wants to change gun mid fight? You: and so it begins |
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Stranger: hi
You: hello Stranger: haha ur cute You: lol Stranger: im going to adopt you as my baby brother You: umm ok Stranger: we can climb trees and drink kool aid You: more of a beer fan Stranger: wanna pla with my penis You: got one of my own thanks Stranger: so? Stranger: nigga this is the internet You: what? |
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Quoted: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 4 Stranger: 8 Stranger: 15 Stranger: 16 Stranger: 23 You: hi Stranger: 42 You: 9 or .45? Stranger: 9 You: what? why? You: what about having both? Stranger: well, i COULD go for both, but then i would need to carry more ammo, and split the ammo between different sizes, going for just 9mm, means i have the max amount of ammo, for one gun Stranger: who wants to change gun mid fight? You: and so it begins I actually had a meaningful conversation with someone on there! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: good morning Stranger: Just about evening here, but same same :) You: sorry :P You: so where are you located that is evening? Stranger: Israel You: very awesome You: US here Stranger: Where about in the US? You: Colorado, in the midwest Stranger: Havent had a chance to drop by there, just yet Stranger: Whats the weather like over there? Rainy Snowy Steamy? You: I always thought it'd be cool to visit Israel You: a few inches of snow on the ground right now You: hows the weather there? Stranger: Hmh, I reckon being a tourist here rocks, I've got a few mates from all over the world to drop by. Lots to see, lots of interesting things to see. Stranger: Last days of winter. You: I don't imagine much snow falls there? :) Stranger: Of course, winter for us is no rain, no snow and just a few degrees above the Celsius, but ... yeah :P You: lol You: what area of Israel are you in? Stranger: This application is kind of crazy. It's like going back to 1996 or something! You: hehe hello IRC Stranger: Def. You: so what part of Israel are you in? Stranger: We have so many means of making weird connections with people all over the world - and someone makes up an application that forces you to be a stranger Stranger: Jerusalem Stranger: I'm a student, going to the university here. You: that is very cool You: to be surrounded by history like that Stranger: Eh.. yes.. sadly enough its more books, less history :) You: always the case when in university :P Stranger: augh, yes You: well, I have to go knock the snow off the car and go see my doctor...but have a great day Stranger: But its a very interesting place to live in, without a doubt. It's quite unique, even for Israel. Stranger: Have fun You: and I want to say, even if Obama is an idiot, the US backs you guys up all the way! Stranger: No worries. Have a good day! You: have a good evening :) You have disconnected. |
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Stranger: Yo dog
You: yes Stranger: I'm eating a sangwhich, what you crackin? You: pussy Stranger: Man i am so blazzzed right now, I had to get me some omegle! Stranger: You smoke weed? You: if i did i would lose my job Stranger: Whats yoru job, dog? You: D.E.A agent Stranger: Why are you on Omegle then? Do you look at child porn? If you do, goto 4chan.org, it is FILLED TO THE ROOF with CP man Stranger: I love to jerk off ot kiddies You: wow Stranger: FUCK YEAH NIGGER Stranger: You know it dog You: just fickng with ya Stranger: Awwe Stranger: You listen to rick astley too? You: fuck adrock Stranger: I AM THE MOST NORMAL PERSON YOU WILL MEET ALL DAY FUCK YOU |
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Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: haha ur cute You: lol Stranger: im going to adopt you as my baby brother You: umm ok Stranger: we can climb trees and drink kool aid You: more of a beer fan Stranger: wanna pla with my penis You: got one of my own thanks Stranger: so? Stranger: nigga this is the internet You: what? 
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oook First try: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hola Stranger: hi You: Como te vas? Stranger: horny? You: Chilly Your conversational partner has disconnected. Second Try: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Apple core Your conversational partner has disconnected Third Try (I got out "wierded" on this one): You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Apple core Stranger: woot You: You're supposed to say Baltimore Stranger: buckaw You: Arfcom? Stranger: Baltimore? You: Who's your friend? Stranger: Apple core You: You're doing it wrong, don't you know Chip n' Dale? Stranger: Zikman You: I have two feet and at least one thumb, how bout you? Stranger: face plain Your conversational partner has disconnected. Fourth try, now to find an arfcommer: yup, found one: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: ARFCOM! Stranger: wanna have cyber sex/ Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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That went well...lets try again
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey, hows it going? Stranger: nothing really, y You: I asked how it was going, not what you are doing You: and why ask why, this is a chat room right? Stranger: are u rapist? You: o.O are you 'tard? Stranger: fine, ok maybad You: ok go away now boon Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hi
You: hey Stranger: hey You: How is it going Stranger: is that american? Stranger: bored You: where are you? Stranger: andslightly addicted Stranger: belfast Stranger: u? You: America You: I'd like to come to Ireland Stranger: y dont u? You: Gun laws suck there You: I love my evil black guns Stranger: u like to play with guns? You: I like to support my rights to protect myself You: ever shot a gun? Stranger: yep Stranger: went to latvia You: it was fun wasn Stranger: shot machineguns Stranger: ak47 You: cool Stranger: shot guns Stranger: handguns Stranger: u wanna go there You: I have shot several AK47's You: hell yea You: you in the army Stranger: an illegal army Stranger: we arentallowed guns anymore Stranger: we used to train a lot inireland You: cool, We need an illegal army here Stranger: but in underground bunkers Stranger: i havebeen in some really cool underground bunkers You: you guys invented the moltov cocktail Stranger: just dug in fields Stranger: yep the petrol bomb You: I am afraid we will have to all live underground soon Stranger: how come You: can you get illegal weapons there Stranger: yeah Stranger: v hard though Stranger: butthere are ways Stranger: u can get them from albania Stranger: very cheap You: because the SHIT IS Going to hit the FAN Stranger: like $5 a gun You: cool, You better get some! You: It is better to die on your feet than on your knees You: 5 for what sort of gun Stranger: hand guns You: I shoot AR15's Stranger: $30 for klasnikovs You: hell yeah..AK's for 30...I need to move there You: Euros Stranger: albania Stranger: they are stole from the army Stranger: or the army guys sell em to dealers You: Cool, I would have a house FULL...They would never miss them Stranger: they are then sold to ireland You: I think every man should own an automatic rifle You: check out ar15.com Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Lol!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! You: Hello You: Bacon? Stranger: Can you see me? You: Yes Stranger: Bacon! You: Why are you wearing that silly outfit? Stranger: Are we all on here now? You: Arfcom? Stranger: Yup You: Kick butt! You: :) Stranger: Indeed. Stranger: Malachai here You: schapman43 here Stranger: What's up! You: :) Not much. Gotta go find a foriegner on here. Stranger: Indeed. Good luck. You: You too! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiya You: hi Stranger: ello You: how are you? Stranger: 17, years young Stranger: U? You: old....lol Stranger: ahah You have disconnected. jailbait first try................................
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Not bad, especially if you are Persian...
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo! Stranger: Hello! You: Random stranger stuff is fun! You: Where ya from? Stranger: The last persion said, "Are you persian?" and I said no, and he replied, "Useless." So much fun Stranger: I'm from Los Angeles Stranger: You? You: haha You: Dallas You: Those useless non-persians you know... Stranger: Non-persians never accomplished anything worthwhile You: How's weather in LA? You: Sunny mid 70's here, very nice. wish I wasn't stuck in an office today. Stranger: Sunny and 65. Just the way we like it. I actually drove 2 hours and went skiing yesterday. This is an amazing state. (I recently moved here from Michigan.) Stranger: Ha I can imagine. What do you do in Dallas? You: Ah, Michigans seems like it kinda sucks. You: I'm in IT, mostly an exchange admin You: winblowz administrationt o sum it up You: You? Stranger: I lurv Michigan, but the weather out here is much much better. Nice! I worked through college doing IT. Now I'm a struggling writer, doing the LA thing like every one else Stranger: My last paycheck came from testing the new guitar hero game, which sums up my life pretty nicely You: HaHa, sweet....well if you were Persian you would have allready wrote the book and been a best seller. You: I'm not sure I could make much of a living off being a game tester. You: Although I don't know what they get paid so i might! Stranger: Gladly the cross I bare.... Ha yeah its not much of a living yet, but I'm working on it. Stranger: Applying for jobs and what not every single day.. Stranger: But that's depressing. Stranger: You've made me feel guilty. I'm going to get back to it. Stranger: So long, Dallas! You: Cyah! You have disconnected. |
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You: hey
Stranger: the game You: you ever seen a tool shed.... You: from the inside? Stranger: yeah Stranger: im mexican You: im american Stranger: u must be obesse You: indeed You: you got a pretty mouth? Stranger: yeah, cept igot a zit on my bottom lip You: can you squeel like a pig? Stranger: i suppose You: this converstaion is easy to masterbate too Stranger: so is 4chan You: you know You: every pic on 4chan has hidden CP Stranger: open in notepad and scroll down You: are you pedo bear approved? Stranger: im peanut butter and honey approved You: i just ate a peanute butter and jelly sandwich Stranger: did it taste like rusty coins and milk You: im obesse so i ate it to fast to actually taste it Stranger: yea Stranger: i eat when im bored You: i eat when im hungry You: are you hungry? Stranger: yeah Stranger: for some dookie love You: exit only! You: you know its not gay unless you catch You: or its done in anger Stranger: ballza touchin Your conversational partner has disconnected. i will have much fun with this new entertainment device. |
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You: yhelothar
Stranger: kally ? You: que? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: hai2u Stranger: hey6 You: whats up Stranger: nm ypu You: just hanging around before class Stranger: oh yer You: yup Stranger: i can see you You: lulz You have disconnected. Stranger: Are you wearing socks/ Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: Nice You: yes. socks are rather nice. Stranger: Mmmmm yeah You: so... you like... stuff? Stranger: I like socks |
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Stranger: howdy
You: hello random stranger You: happy monday Stranger: monday sucks Stranger: you work? You: yes it does You: yep You: you don't? Stranger: i work... supposedly You: what do you do? Stranger: paint You: apply or huff? Stranger: both. hard not to puff while you paint You: I see Stranger: what do you do You: I worked on a paint crew one summer You: I'm a programmer now Stranger: did it fuck up your brain Stranger: ? Stranger: i see teletubby's all the time now You: not that I noticed, but then if my brain is fucked up I probably wouldn't now Stranger: i think they stalk me You: they're evil little fuckers Stranger: smart too You: those televisions in their bellies show me things You: terrible, horrible things Stranger: like what? You: things I can't unsee Stranger: do your eyes bleed? You: mostly sad clowns masturbating You: occasionally Rosie O'Donell naked Stranger: fuckin aye! give me a heads up before you bring rosie into a conversation You: I told you it was horrible, you asked Stranger: damn man, thats just rude Stranger: gotta go huff more paint now You: have fun, and stay alert You: they're everywhere |
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Omegle
Talk to strangers! 512 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: got a joke? Stranger: wat do you call an american You: what? Stranger: a fat piece of lazy shit You: YEAH You: that was funny.... Stranger: very You: NO, not really Stranger: i lmfao'd You: what country are you from? Stranger: UK Stranger: you? You: figures You: the U S of A biaaaaatch! Stranger: i see Stranger: the only good thing about you guys is that you got so many fast food places Stranger: as in, fast food chains/franchises You: and what is so special about the u.k.? Stranger: the only BIG franchise fast food places we have in the UK is subway,McD's, kfc, burger king Stranger: would be cool if there was a taco bell here You: that explains your apparent jealousy then Stranger: but there's only 2, and theyre both in US army bases in the UK Stranger: ur soilders are some lazy fucks! You: lol Stranger: you don't see our soilders eating fast food for lunch etc.. Stranger: we're hardcore You: how's the knife crime there? Stranger: probably not as worse as in the US. its not bad here as you think You: wow.... You: what do you think about u.s. gun laws? Stranger: i think its cool in the US u can buy/own guns. but im glad it'd never come into force here in the UK Stranger: its not necessary You: really, how so? Stranger: if no1 had guns to begin with, then you wudn't need to get them to defend urself with one You: hmmm Stranger: it works with anything tbh You: so if some one was coming at you with a knife, what would you use to defend yourself? Stranger: watever I can use at hand, or fleeee Stranger: lol You: if you had a gun, would you use that? Stranger: if i did have one then maybe You: so your logic is flawed Stranger: yea well generally speaking, in the UK, its not full of overly testosteroned hicks who get a buzz off killing or shooting guns You: hmm You: so you think all americans are "generally overtestosteroned hicks who get a buzz off killing or shooting guns"? what about your thugs commiting knife crimes? Stranger: the knife crimes aint as bad here as it really is Stranger: its just the way to media portrays it over here Stranger: 1 person gets stabbed, and they go all out on it in the papers for afew weeks. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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HAHAHA This one is okay.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Waffles. Stranger: are you normal or another freakazoid You: Define both those terms? You: To you, our definitions could be very different. Stranger: normal = not going to ask me to fiddle with their penis. freakazoid = asking me to fiddle with their penis You: our definitions of Normal are suprisingly close. You: haha You: Dallas, Texas here. you? Stranger: England here... but don't hold that against me... english people are dicks. You: Well the question is how many can play the fiddle now. You: And if they ever ask you to join the band. Then, I guess most of england would be freakazoids Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You: hey
Stranger: hi You: working? Stranger: do you like beef? You: kinda.. chicken more You: do you like baseball Stranger: hmmm whats your take on balloons? You: fleeting but colorful Stranger: awesome You: same as looks i guess Stranger: baseball good when ur drunk Stranger: to watch i mean You: im sure its fun to play drunk as well Stranger: yeah canadian or dutch? You: dutch You: i guess.. never met one Stranger: amazing blue eyes or brown You: blue Stranger: tall or short You: tall You: i liked where the beef thing was going Stranger: schedualed or free You: free like beer Stranger: i like where this is going casue now i know what kind dog you like to walk You: indeed...and that kind is... Stranger: clearly a husky You: BINGO Stranger: thats its name too Stranger: so crazy You: i know you like balloons filled with beef You: thats about it You: say something funny Stranger: thats my fav ok axe wound Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Waffles? Stranger: 8===D You: i guess you could penis a waffle Stranger: 8=====D You: seems like baked goods would be better Stranger: 8======D You: then you get the whole warm apple pie thing Stranger: 8========D You: does it just get bigger and bigger? Stranger: 8=============D You: your powers of conversation are amazing! You: How do you do it? Viagra? Enzite? Do you golf? Stranger: ~~~~~8===========D it's a rocket You: yeah, it's exhaust is comming out of the wrong end. Stranger: no that's the right end Stranger: 8==========D now it's in space You: only if your mouth is a r: You: Your mom is in space. Stranger: i was in your mom's space You: I took your mom out to a nice seafood dinner at the restaurant at the end of the universe, and then never called her. Stranger: you asshole! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Waffles? Stranger: with beans? Stranger: or chipa You: not the beans guy again You: damn Stranger: who? You: some other person said beans You: what is up with beans being the answer to waffles Stranger: well you said waffles? Stranger: what is the correct You: Yeah, it's just odd that two people now have answered the waffle question with beans You: There is no correct answer. You: as far as I know You: there might be You: haha Stranger: its beans You: apparently... Stranger: or MX5 You: Why would a miata be the answer to waffles? Stranger: i dont know Stranger: why waffles Stranger: why not cheese You: Mmm, that is an excelletn point. You: I love cheese You: but it is still 20 till noon here Stranger: 5.25pm here You: so I thought breakfast foods would be more appropriate You: oh yeah? Dallas, Texas here Stranger: american cheese is shite Stranger: London You: american cheese is shite. You: was talking to another bloke in london. You: he "hung" up on me You: something about freakazoids and fiddles You: *shrugs* Stranger: ha ha rude as fuck some of us You: Yeah, well he called the great great britan area full of pricks You: o'well Stranger: Yeah it moslty is polish and pakis here You: oh yeah? You: wow You: what happened to the brits? You: they get pushed out? Stranger: we all live in spain and dubai and australia You: good places to live You: good looking gals in spain and dubai Stranger: taxed to death in england.. yeah apart from dubai is in shit You: You guys should have a revolt for the whole taxes thing You: We did it over here, awhile ago. Can't really remember when. You: I'm sure wiki has an article on it Stranger: ha ha yeah we should, there is talk of mass riots over the summer You: Sweet, you guys going to waste some tea? You: Crago ships are massive these days. Stranger: yeah were gona throw cups of boiling tea.. ships lol You: I'm not sure if you could dress as indians though, well feather indians...you could dress as dot indians... Stranger: yep theres plenty of them over here You: Well, as long as you demand your fox hunting back. Stranger: yeah dam right!! we still do it, just a bit different You: Seems like fun. You: I hunt deer, but the whole dogs/horse thing seems like a blast Stranger: come over to england for the riots.. and bring your gun You: Hell yeah, we can party like it's 1776 Stranger: lol yep pimms o'clock!!! You: Do you think the lack of firearm saturation in the local populace has anything to do with your high crime rates? Stranger: no we use knifes its more personal, cowards use guns You: Oh i see. I thought the minister wants to ban knives because of video games? You: Do you think people will switch to bats, pipes or other blunt instruments once knives are banned/ Stranger: ha ha they are banned, but your kitchen is still full of them Stranger: the problem is the people that dont work but have loads of kids and claim 40k a year in benfits You: Seems like blender sales would go through the roof with knife bans...you know since you have to suck everything through a straw now. Stranger: lol You: Yeah, not a fan of welfare type government dependent programs Stranger: thats new labour they buy there votes through free houses and flat screen tvs Stranger: scum Stranger: anyway have to go! takle car and god bless america and all that You: Cyah! You too! You: Cheers amte. You: mate* |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: fazer? You: ayelo Stranger: are you from fazed? You: no You: 87? Stranger: how did you find this site? You: arfcom You: you? Stranger: gotcha. CE on gamefaqs You: lol Stranger: yup You: where are you from Stranger: williamsburg va Stranger: you? You: Grand rapids MI Stranger: nice. male or female? You: male You: college age Stranger: me as well. i go to William and Mary You: i visited williamsburg once You: sweet what's your major? Stranger: govt and english. i'm a freshman, but i'm going to law school in 3 years You: sounds like fun You: good luck to ya Stranger: it's really difficult here, lol. You: yeah Stranger: ttyl thanks for the luck |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 87? Stranger: blossum Stranger: 55 You: 9 or 45? Stranger: 9 too young 45 ok You: lol Stranger: lolz Stranger: u? You: 9 You: you can carry more ammo Stranger: ok and... You: where are you from Stranger: I do :D Stranger: Plane Earth Stranger: T You: nice Stranger: u? You: at least we have something in common You: age? Stranger: do we? do you have anything intereting? Stranger: 55 You: i'm college age You: mid 20's Stranger: oh, Im your mother You: lol Stranger: m or f You: m Stranger: oh full of hornmones then You: yeah, but also a good dose of self control Stranger: wann play You: not really Stranger: ? |
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You: LOL hey Stranger: LOL Stranger: blog? You: Whats happening? You: me blog? No You: you? Stranger: awwwwwww Stranger: yes You: hit me with it Stranger: nope! You: oh man that is dasterdly Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: What are you doing today? You: I am starting work... west coast You: you? Stranger: starting work? Stranger: how unfortunate Stranger: but I am about to go take an exam You: Yeah it really is and going to be busy day Stranger: OMEGLE CLEARS MY MIND You: what kind of exam Stranger: oral Stranger: sex You: lol Stranger: just kidding Stranger: oral Stranger: pathology You: stoppit You: patholoy very cool You: g Stranger: coolg? You: no patholoyg Stranger: hahaha Stranger: i know You: :) Stranger: where do you work Stranger: ? Stranger: i wont stalk you, west coast is too far You: I work for a Silicon Valley start up You: Oh man I was hoping for a new stalker You: last one got arrested.... big DRAMA Stranger: you will find lenty on omgles Stranger: omegles Stranger: plenty Stranger: fuck Stranger: haha you are joking Stranger: right You: really? Stranger: you're lying Stranger: right You: I just heard about this... It is interesting Stranger: me too Stranger: two days ago You: yeah no stalkers Stranger: most people on here suck Stranger: i try to start off with a commonground but it doesnt work Stranger: sometimes it does You: Yeah so far a salesman, a kid who claimed he lived in the Amazon and you You: so far you have more promise Stranger: if you start your message with the name of a band or something they'll either close connection or say ??? and then you can close the connection Stranger: since they're obviously lame You: LOL Stranger: hahaha You: so name a band Stranger: uhhhh Stranger: uhhh is not the name of the band Stranger: i'm thinking Stranger: NICKELBACK Stranger: YES! Stranger: so they will be like Stranger: and then you can close the connection You: They are ok I guess... Haven't done anything in awhile right Stranger: because they're obviously stupid Stranger: WHAT Stranger: SHUT UP Stranger: GTFO Stranger: they have never done anything right You: lol Stranger: they're almost as bad as like Stranger: CREED Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy58SaIRhs You: CREED? LOL Stranger: which this Stranger: now Stranger: Watch it You: Why is everyone so down on Creed? Stranger: because sadly enough Stranger: that video Stranger: is incredibly accurate You: I don't dig em but they seem to be like THE band to hate Stranger: to the way they really sound Stranger: omg that video cracks me up Stranger: the guy clapping You: lol yeah pretty damn funny Stranger: hahaaha Stranger: okay Stranger: well Stranger: whats your name You: I am listening to Stone sour right now Stranger: :( You: John Stranger: we obv Stranger: dont have musical common interests Stranger: obvssss Stranger: thats okay john Stranger: I'm LAUREN Stranger: you seem like a pretty nice guy all around Stranger: good jorrbbbb You: I like all sorts of stuff except Hawaiian hip hop You: Hip hop with slack key guitar sucks You: Lauren that is a great name for a woman You: I know several Lauren all have strong personalities Stranger: hahaa there is this pc vs mac commerical You: pretty damned hot too You: I like em both PC and Macs Stranger: and its like all trying to get people hyped off for pcs by having a down to earth girl named "lauren" talk about how much better the pc is Stranger: and im like Stranger: this commercial is bullshit Stranger: there is no such thing Stranger: as a redheaded lauren Stranger: they are lying Stranger: have you ever met a readhead named lauren? Stranger: no, you haven't You: Yeah I think all the Laurens I know are blonde or light haired Stranger: I'm BRUNETTE Stranger: if i was blonde You: No can't say as I have Stranger: i'd have to off myself You: Brunettes making a strong comeback Stranger: jk but no really, im glad i'm dark haired You: just read an article about that You: Yeah I think dark hair is more attractive Stranger: blondes even try to look smart by wearing glasses Stranger: but it just makes them look like pornstars You: BLonde grabs your attention as you drive by but that is about it Stranger: doesnt grab my attention! Stranger: i like dark haired dudez You: Well obviously because you are a Lauren Stranger: haha Stranger: well anyway Stranger: i have to go take that test now You: Ok VERY good luck You: and I wish you much success Stranger: www.teaforlauren.com is my blog Stranger: its nothing too fantastic Stranger: but you can read about how they're trying to remake the three stooges Stranger: what the fuck Stranger: with jim carrey Stranger: such bullshit You: I'll check it out You: I'll leave a codded message Stranger: but anyway its more like a visual blog with pictures and shit so it'll get boring real quick You: so you'll know it is me You: I'll say Blondes suck Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: yes Stranger: do You: lol Stranger: bye john! :) You: See ya |
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Stranger: howdy You: hello random stranger You: happy monday Stranger: monday sucks Stranger: you work? You: yes it does You: yep You: you don't? Stranger: i work... supposedly You: what do you do? Stranger: paint You: apply or huff? Stranger: both. hard not to puff while you paint You: I see Stranger: what do you do You: I worked on a paint crew one summer You: I'm a programmer now Stranger: did it fuck up your brain Stranger: ? Stranger: i see teletubby's all the time now You: not that I noticed, but then if my brain is fucked up I probably wouldn't now Stranger: i think they stalk me You: they're evil little fuckers Stranger: smart too You: those televisions in their bellies show me things You: terrible, horrible things Stranger: like what? You: things I can't unsee Stranger: do your eyes bleed? You: mostly sad clowns masturbating You: occasionally Rosie O'Donell naked Stranger: fuckin aye! give me a heads up before you bring rosie into a conversation You: I told you it was horrible, you asked Stranger: damn man, thats just rude Stranger: gotta go huff more paint now You: have fun, and stay alert You: they're everywhere LMAO!!! THAT WAS ME! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: howdy Stranger: hello random stranger Stranger: happy monday You: monday sucks You: you work? Stranger: yes it does Stranger: yep Stranger: you don't? You: i work... supposedly Stranger: what do you do? You: paint Stranger: apply or huff? You: both. hard not to puff while you paint Stranger: I see You: what do you do Stranger: I worked on a paint crew one summer Stranger: I'm a programmer now You: did it fuck up your brain You: ? You: i see teletubby's all the time now You: i think they stalk me Stranger: not that I noticed, but then if my brain is fucked up I probably wouldn't now Stranger: they're evil little fuckers You: smart too Stranger: those televisions in their bellies show me things Stranger: terrible, horrible things You: like what? Stranger: things I can't unsee You: do your eyes bleed? Stranger: mostly sad clowns masturbating Stranger: occasionally Rosie O'Donell naked You: fuckin aye! give me a heads up before you bring rosie into a conversation You: damn man, thats just rude Stranger: I told you it was horrible, you asked You: gotta go huff more paint now Stranger: have fun, and stay alert Stranger: they're everywhere You have disconnected. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |