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Posted: 9/10/2005 7:41:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 7:50:47 PM EDT by shop_rat45]
OK, on another forum I frequent, a guy posted a pic of himself being stupid. Well, I need a good phrase to put in here to bust his balls a bit. So, give me some good captions and I'll think of a few myself. Then, we will post the pic everywhere we go and get it spreading like wild fire!! Muwahahaha!!



Thanks,
Kris

ETA: try to keep them somewhat censored. Ghey captions are OK though.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:42:45 PM EDT
"Sweet mother of mercy, I've got a lime green hatchback as well."
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:42:53 PM EDT

..you know I'm training to be a cage fighter...
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:42:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 7:43:34 PM EDT by FieroLoki]
I really have no clue.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:43:33 PM EDT
Pull my nipple rings?!? I dare ya!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:44:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 7:44:57 PM EDT by FortyFiveAutomatic]

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
Pull my nipple rings ring?!? I dare ya!



Fixed it. Never heard of getting only one nipple done...
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:44:55 PM EDT
duuurrrrrr.....
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:45:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
Pull my nipple rings ring?!? I dare ya!



Fixed it. Never heard of getting only one nipple done...



Oh.. yeah. He only has one.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:46:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 7:47:22 PM EDT by staraero]
I'm gay as in he is
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:47:38 PM EDT
The Great Pinto Bean has arrived.

I hope like hell thats not yourself
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:48:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 7:51:13 PM EDT by Gregory_A]
"I swear his cock must have swollen this big right before he splooged on my headband!"

Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:49:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By zipper:
The Great Pinto Bean has arrived.

I hope like hell thats not yourself



Do you really think I would post a pic of myself like that on the net? Besides my moobs are bigger.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:53:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gregory_A:
"I swear his cock must have swollen this big right before he splooged on my headband!"
img330.imageshack.us/img330/4785/ninja1small5xn.jpg



lololololl
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:55:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By staraero:
I'm gay as in he is



I guess I understand your need to edit your post from what it was originally, but even in the context of captioning the pic, it was goddamn funny. Simple, yet what could be more appropriate?
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:57:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gregory_A:
"I swear his cock must have swollen this big right before he splooged on my headband!"
img330.imageshack.us/img330/4785/ninja1small5xn.jpg




Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:57:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By staraero:
I'm gay as in he is



Thats something we didn't need to hear.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 7:58:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTwin60:
"Sweet mother of mercy, I've got a lime green hatchback as well."



Exactly what I was thinking.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:00:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Win_88:

Originally Posted By staraero:
I'm gay as in he is



Thats something we didn't need to hear.



His post reads "I'm gas as IN he is" , not "I'm gay as he is", but I gotta admit, staraero, that was the same way I read it the first time I looked at it. Maybe you should have left it alone after all.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:02:56 PM EDT
"Do the Dew"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:03:44 PM EDT

" I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:05:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:07:40 PM EDT
let me show you something my mama taught me?
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:07:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2005 8:11:53 PM EDT by staraero]
I am ready for your full power shot.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:09:22 PM EDT
Hard to think of a caption for that gem.
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:10:58 PM EDT
I just ate a square lemon this big!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:15:12 PM EDT
"I'm going to go the police academy when I grow up so I can shoot dogs and tackle old ladies."
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:15:56 PM EDT
"I jerk off too much"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:17:53 PM EDT
This is my dorm room where I seduce gay football players into anal sex with me by doing the "robot dance" for them topless.

HS1
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:28:58 PM EDT
kung fool
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:32:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:

Originally Posted By zipper:
The Great Pinto Bean has arrived.

I hope like hell thats not yourself



Do you really think I would post a pic of myself like that on the net? Besides my moobs are bigger.





If I looked like that I would



NOT

But then again I said I would post a pic of myself shootin a Pink AR sportin only a Leapord Print Bittthong. LONG STORY

Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:34:39 PM EDT
Three words:

Weider's Weight Gain!
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:36:24 PM EDT
"Violence is not the answer. It is a question, and the answer is yes!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 8:45:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HighStrung1:
This is my dorm room where I seduce gay football players into anal sex with me by doing the "robot dance" for them topless.

HS1




Link Posted: 9/10/2005 9:08:24 PM EDT


Caption: "So I put my hands on his hips like this, then I put my lips on it like this........."
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 9:12:20 PM EDT
"Do not mock my TARD-FU ,
for the other children in my special class
have taught me well ."
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 9:15:37 PM EDT
"I will use my Tiger-Crane to defeat your Flaccid-Penis"
Link Posted: 9/10/2005 9:46:51 PM EDT
''The Qeer Hunter''hippie.gif
Link Posted: 9/11/2005 9:44:42 AM EDT
OMG... It was just pointed out to me but there is no real way of telling.

Do you you think this guy is also wearing a green tu-tu?

We need a photoshop pics of this clown... Like in a mall, bank robbery, taking on bad guy from TV shows.. That kind of stuff..

Found this..


Link Posted: 9/11/2005 7:44:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nightowl7:
''The Qeer Hunter''





Good one.



Link Posted: 9/11/2005 8:19:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/11/2005 8:25:01 PM EDT by Rincon_11]
"Does this picture make me look gay?"

"Have you theen my head-band?"
Link Posted: 9/11/2005 8:21:53 PM EDT
"I can take a full power shot from Squatdog"
Link Posted: 9/11/2005 8:24:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Win_88:
OMG... It was just pointed out to me but there is no real way of telling.

Do you you think this guy is also wearing a green tu-tu?

We need a photoshop pics of this clown... Like in a mall, bank robbery, taking on bad guy from TV shows.. That kind of stuff..

Found this..


www.excelsiorstudios.net/photos/SD_03/batman_vs_asianclowns.JPG




+1

It really seems to have more photoshop potential than mere captioning potential. Maybe the phtoshopping army can do something with it?
Link Posted: 9/11/2005 8:27:36 PM EDT


Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.
I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.
These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.
Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
I can't wait to start yoga next year.
I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).


Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Link Posted: 9/11/2005 8:27:53 PM EDT
OOOOO WAAA Now I kick crap out of you OOOOOOO
Link Posted: 9/11/2005 8:29:43 PM EDT
Take that 7-Up yours!
Link Posted: 9/11/2005 8:34:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/11/2005 8:34:56 PM EDT by JS98010]



The Surgeon General has determined that farting in bed and pulling the covers over an expectant mother will cause the above to occur.
Link Posted: 9/11/2005 8:34:52 PM EDT
img330.imageshack.us/img330/4785/ninja1small5xn.jpg


"I love ninjas with my whole body, including my pee pee."
"Dont worry mam, im from the internet."



Link Posted: 9/11/2005 8:35:45 PM EDT
Does this shade of green make me look gay?
Link Posted: 9/11/2005 8:38:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KlubMarcus:
Take that 7-Up yours self-esteem, any shot at an already fleeting sex life, dignity...

Link Posted: 9/11/2005 9:40:44 PM EDT
"Holy green homosexual, Batman!
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 6:42:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JS98010:
img330.imageshack.us/img330/4785/ninja1small5xn.jpg

The Surgeon General has determined that farting in bed and pulling the covers over an expectant mother will cause the above to occur.



This one is the best.


Yes, that color does make you look gay. You can tell him I said that.
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