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Posted: 9/4/2004 2:54:05 PM EST


I will start:

I just got something in my eye! Can I get a purple heart for that?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 2:57:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 3:03:37 PM EST by mjohn3006]
These new fangled rifles are so different then the AK's I used in Nam to fight the Cambodians.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 2:58:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 2:58:47 PM EST by Leisure_Shoot]
"I think shooting in my dress-casuals helps me relate to the people better"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:00:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 3:00:20 PM EST by Balzac72]
[jerky boys]IT SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN EYE![/jerky boys]
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:01:28 PM EST
This yellow wrist band reminds me of the yellow stripe down my back.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:10:00 PM EST
"I want you to trust me with the office of President even though I haven't even got enough common sense to wear eye or ear protection while shooting."
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:12:39 PM EST
I have to use low brass, the high brass shells hurt my booby when I shoot.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:12:48 PM EST


"I think I tore my sack!"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:15:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 3:15:25 PM EST by Treadhead]
"THERE I WAS!......... KNEE-DEEP IN GRENADE PINS WHEN THE THIRD WAVE HIT THE WIRE!...("You're getting all this aren't you?")
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:16:08 PM EST
"What does this lever do?"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:17:16 PM EST
"Dammit, W just won't hold still!"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:22:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 3:22:30 PM EST by bvmjethead]



Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
"I want you to trust me with the office of President even though I haven't even got enough common sense to wear eye or ear protection while shooting."





+1
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:23:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:25:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lightfighter:
No ear protection. No eye Protection. Irresposible. Caption not needed.



Not wanted. It would mess up his hair.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:27:48 PM EST
Damn...I only got 5 out of 50 targets...


SGtar15
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:29:12 PM EST
He isn't even holding the shotgun correctly.... "Owe my eye!"

MT
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:31:37 PM EST
Ha Ha Ha... I am fooling alot of voters who think I will support their right to own guns... Look at mee, I am a sportasman too I am shooting clays! Wheeeeee. (rubbing hands) little do they know what fienstein and shumer and I have cooked up to eliminate all guns from these gullible subjects. Just call me King Kerry, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:33:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 3:34:15 PM EST by CRC]
"Dang this thing is more powerful than those assault weapons Dianne keeps harping about."
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:56:22 PM EST


Today’s tools of war

Kerry Speaks with the United Nations about disarming USA Subjects
Kerry viewed holding a AK47 Assault Weapon
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:00:35 PM EST
Ohboy! My fourth purple heart.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:04:16 PM EST

"Is that brass casing bigger than .500? I better vote to ban it!"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:05:54 PM EST
DAMNIT!! I forgot my forehead protection!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:08:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lightfighter:
No ear protection. No eye Protection. Irresposible. Caption not needed.


+1
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:08:53 PM EST
I just love these new gay yellow wristbands. Back when I was in Nam, blah blah blah....
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:12:47 PM EST
MOMMY!!! BIG GUN HURT JOHNNY AND SHOOT MY EYE OUT!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 4:49:00 PM EST
"FUCKING DORK"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:02:18 PM EST
OOPS! Make that 499,999 teachers to fix No Child Left Behind.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:18:40 PM EST
DID YOU SEE THAT?!?! THAT BULLET ALMOST HIT ME IN THE HEAD! I ALMOST DIED! I AM THE BRAVEST, MOST QUALIFIED, BAD-ASS PERSON THAT'S EVER LIVED!"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:23:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:27:37 PM EST


What do you mean they go IN the gun?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:29:15 PM EST
What's with the gay yellow bracelet?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 5:48:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By crashburnrepeat:
DID YOU SEE THAT?!?! THAT BULLET ALMOST HIT ME IN THE HEAD! I ALMOST DIED! I AM THE BRAVEST, MOST QUALIFIED, BAD-ASS PERSON THAT'S EVER LIVED!"




And by bad-ass, I mean sweet hahaha
Man I hate that slack-jawed retard, sheesh....
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:00:08 PM EST
I said dont run you little VietCong bastard kid!!
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