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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:59:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 9:40:34 AM EDT by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]


ETA: FWIW, the gray kitty ignoring the rules of gun safety is 'Ivan' and his sadistic brother in the background is 'Bob.'
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"Smells powerful. But I bet he still has trouble penetrating the pussy."
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:01:31 AM EDT
Wait for it... Wait for it...
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:02:01 AM EDT
No really sniff it smells like fish.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:02:56 AM EDT
"I wonder if he will be as mad if I piss on this as he was when I pissed in his shoes?"
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The latest in pet stain removal technology.

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Actually, just pet removal.

<­BR>


And it makes a pretty big stain.
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[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 9:09:07 AM EDT by highwayman]
"Mmmmmm, 50 cal." says the cat in the back.
"Is this where I look in to see the peep show?"

MJD
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:09:33 AM EDT
Honest, Fluffy, there's a mouse down there. Keep looking. Tell me when you see the light.
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I tought I taw a putty tat.
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cat "I'm going to hump you bitch"
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How to turn your cat into a pair of mittens.
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SPEAK INTO THE MIC!!
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"Test , Test , is this thing on????? Test , Test , 1 , 2 , 3 , ........ will someone please turn the mike on!!!!"
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"Here kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty"
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:18:45 AM EDT
Hello Hello <tap tap tap> Is this thing on?
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[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 9:25:48 AM EDT by NimmerMehr]
"Theres sometin' shiny in there!"

--

"What cha' doing?"

"Seeing if this is big enough to stop that horse of a dog next door."

--

"You know, and I mean this from a purely academic standpoint, if this was to go off..."
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[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 9:22:26 AM EDT by Colt_SBR]
[cat says] [/cat says]

Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:21:14 AM EDT
Curisoity(sp?) Killed the Cat, as well as this 50 MBG.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:22:01 AM EDT
"Hey Blackie, I know he loves this gun, but DAMN this just is digusting"
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Gray Kitty: Pass me the KY Jelly!
Black Kitty: Hubba Hubba me next!

Shok
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:24:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/geneevans/GunsSeptember29075.jpg



Having lured Fluffy into position, all that stood between Midnight and his mouth watering canibalistic dinner was to spring the trap....
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"Fred I swear I seen a mouse down here help me get it out"
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:36:11 AM EDT
MMMmmmm! He'll be killed, cleaned and cooked in about five seconds.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:37:09 AM EDT
"This is no mouse gun!"


"The fucking little mouse is hiding in the barrel, we can wait him out"
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Link Posted: 9/29/2005 9:46:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Wait for it... Wait for it...



My vote!
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"And you want to stick this in WHERE?!"
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"He just put a shiny thing in the other end...I'll wait till it drops out here"
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"in a second, all your catnip will be belong to me..."
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Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:14:22 AM EDT
Go bang around on the other end and see if we can scare it out.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:41:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Wait for it... Wait for it...



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Originally Posted By VoodooChile:







UGLY?!!!

Dont like my carpeting?!!!
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"What kinda P.O.S. electrician can't put an outlet in straight?"
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 2:21:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:


img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/GunsSeptember29075.jpg




UGLY?!!!

Dont like my carpeting?!!!



Actually my wife and her mother painted an entire wall that color one night..I always tell them if a bad guy sneaks in I'll wait until he's in front of that wall to blow him away so I won't have to clean up as much
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 2:21:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By distributor_of_pain:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/geneevans/GunsSeptember29075.jpg

"What kinda P.O.S. electrician can't put an outlet in straight?"



Yeah, I noticed that too. Here's the freaky part...

Yes, it's crooked in the picture.

It's perpendicular to the floor, in reality.

Link Posted: 9/29/2005 2:27:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/geneevans/GunsSeptember29075.jpg



Having lured Fluffy into position, all that stood between Midnight and his mouth watering canibalistic dinner was to spring the trap....



/\ I vote for this one!!
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 2:29:39 PM EDT
"I wonder if i can "screw" this?!?!?!"
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 7:39:18 PM EDT
Ivan:Hey Bob scent on this

Bob:Ivan get out of my way I'm geared and ready to ride the lightning
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Hey Bob.............Check out the dogs new toy!!!

What do I win!

Link Posted: 9/29/2005 7:58:37 PM EDT
"Every time you masturbate, Zippy kills a kitten..."

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(Purina Meow Mix theme song)

Meow Meow Meow MBOOM!
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 8:03:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 8:06:56 PM EDT by I-M-A-WMD]
I've come to realize that you do not own cats. Cats own you. If those cats are anything like mine, the caption would read,

"Hey, Bob... Look what that dumb two legged bastard brought home for us."

While not overly creative, a shorter version of the caption above; one that could apply equally to the cat or to the rifle:

"OWNED!"

Sly
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 8:05:38 PM EDT
Troubled by not having a .50 caliber Bore Snake for cleaning, Zippy invents the Bore Cat.
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[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 8:06:05 PM EDT by I-M-A-WMD]
Digging into the vault for this one:

"All Your Brains Are Belong To US...And the neighbor 3 blocks down!!!".

Sly
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 8:06:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Schulze:
MMMmmmm! He'll be killed, cleaned and cooked in about five seconds.



Unless you get a hold of him and chuck him off a bridge
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 8:06:39 PM EDT
Will you just pull the friggin trigger already........come on pull it ! ! ! There is no way they can prove that I had anything to do with this. Pull it ya candy ass pull it ! ! !
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 8:08:47 PM EDT



I got nothing, but that is a funny picture!
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