[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Caption him

Posted: 9/1/2014 4:08:42 PM EDT

Posted: 9/1/2014 4:16:12 PM EDT

[#1]

"meh, let me know when the nude pics of Kate Beckinsale get leaked"

Posted: 9/1/2014 4:27:30 PM EDT

[#2]

"No boobs in sight, and I crapped myself again..."

Posted: 9/1/2014 4:36:17 PM EDT

[#3]

"Shit!! 2 more years of nObama?"

Posted: 9/1/2014 4:37:54 PM EDT

[#4]

I fought to get out of the womb for THIS?

Posted: 9/1/2014 4:38:30 PM EDT

[#5]

If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Posted: 9/1/2014 4:39:58 PM EDT

[#6]

I owe how much in taxes?

Posted: 9/1/2014 4:40:48 PM EDT

[#7]

So that's what Kate Upton looks like naked?

Posted: 9/1/2014 5:23:57 PM EDT

[#8]

Let me get this straight, you're gonna take away the titties and I'll have to eat that mushy green shit?

Just put me back where you found me . . .

Posted: 9/1/2014 5:25:13 PM EDT

[#9]

For fucks sake......

Posted: 9/1/2014 5:26:27 PM EDT

[#10]

FU Santa

I'm on break.

Posted: 9/1/2014 5:30:14 PM EDT

[#11]

Damn cable's out

Posted: 9/1/2014 5:59:59 PM EDT

[#12]

FBHO