Could You Have Stopped This? Vegas Shooting Analysis with Attorneys on Retainer

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[#1]

"Leather wearin' in the Summertime."

Santa Claus showing off his S&M outfit.

Posted: 10/30/2013 3:34:20 PM EDT

[#2]

Captain leathercock is here for the gangbang.

Posted: 10/30/2013 3:35:29 PM EDT

[#3]

"I shit my pantaloones."
EdSr.

Posted: 10/30/2013 3:39:12 PM EDT

[#4]

Yes, as a matter of fact, the bulbous tips of my boots ARE filled with ball sweat

Posted: 10/30/2013 3:40:50 PM EDT

[#5]

I am the mighty black penis!

Posted: 10/30/2013 3:41:51 PM EDT

[#6]

NOT Obama's son

Posted: 10/30/2013 3:43:29 PM EDT

[#7]

"Get off of my website!!!!" - Ed Sr.

Posted: 10/30/2013 3:44:29 PM EDT

[#8]

"I put on my penis hat and codpiece..."

Posted: 10/30/2013 3:46:08 PM EDT

[#9]

I looooove Obamacare!

Posted: 10/30/2013 3:46:20 PM EDT

[#10]

Does this outfit make my dick look bigger?

Posted: 10/30/2013 3:46:26 PM EDT

[#11]

The part of his personal life George Carlin doesn't talk about in his act.

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:06:45 PM EDT

[#12]

....and THAT was how Colonel Sanders earned his rank before he went into the chicken business.

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:20:59 PM EDT

[#13]

'I'm here for the gay butt sex!"

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:27:08 PM EDT

[#14]

I will be the narrator of next 3 Wes Anderson movies.

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:29:55 PM EDT

[#15]

I'm ribbed for your pleasure.

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:31:38 PM EDT

[#16]

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Posted: 10/30/2013 4:33:47 PM EDT

[#17]

I have an impressive cod piece.

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:33:57 PM EDT

[#18]

CAPTAIN DICKHEAD

Purveyor of gay justice!

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:34:30 PM EDT

[#19]

Jack Booted Thug with Cargo Pockets.

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:36:37 PM EDT

[#20]

Guess where I keep my midget side kick...

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:38:11 PM EDT

[#21]

Yes, I ride a Harley and am a rugged individualist.

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:41:35 PM EDT

[#22]

The Travelocity Gnome reveals his leather fetish.

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:43:50 PM EDT

[#23]

I know what you're thinking and the answer is: Yes. I'm naked inside of this.

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:45:42 PM EDT

[#24]

THROBBING!

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:47:50 PM EDT

[#25]

viagra commcercial casting area?

Posted: 10/30/2013 4:56:55 PM EDT

[#26]

Pretty sure that is the Tom of Finland guy.

Arfrcom knows about ToF, right?

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