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Posted: 11/13/2012 7:15:37 PM EDT

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:21:34 PM EDT

[#1]

Hulk smash!

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Posted: 11/13/2012 7:23:38 PM EDT

[#2]

All I see are (small) boobies!

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:25:02 PM EDT

[#3]

Jizz in my pants.

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:26:13 PM EDT

[#4]

huuuuuuurrrrrrrrr duuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:27:04 PM EDT

[#5]

Giggity....ski

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:27:05 PM EDT

[#6]

"I should buy some shoes like hers, bitches like nice shoes, these boots suck"

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:28:04 PM EDT

[#7]

"DAT ASS! except she ain't got no boobs"

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:28:22 PM EDT

[#8]

My stick is still limp

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:30:05 PM EDT

[#9]

She totally has a small purse

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:30:26 PM EDT

[#10]

My name is Jert. I'd like to hotdog your butt.

Only because her tits aren't big enough.

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:31:16 PM EDT

[#11]

"I wonder if I'll look that good when I finish transitioning?"

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:35:47 PM EDT

[#12]

He is saying this;

"I'm a fucking soldier, and I can tell by that tight bun you have your long hair in that you are a real bitch to deal with, so I am gong to check out the hot part of your body while you walk by, because your tits aren't worth a fuck, and the higher I look the worse the situation gets. Keep moving, so I can continue to do my job."

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:42:05 PM EDT

[#13]

"Is attract woman, but she not make sandviches, obviously."

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:43:57 PM EDT

[#14]

"would you like to making fuck, berzerker"

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:48:37 PM EDT

[#15]

"I love Amareeka! Thank you for weening Cold War."

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:49:43 PM EDT

[#16]

Saaayyyyyy

Posted: 11/13/2012 7:51:28 PM EDT

[#17]

Do not want. Too skinny. My European girlfriend is WAY hotter. Plus, she has hammer thumbs.

Posted: 11/14/2012 1:57:15 AM EDT

[#18]

Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Posted: 11/14/2012 2:12:44 AM EDT

[#19]

I have my gun in my hand, I have my gun in my hand, I have my,,, whew done.

Posted: 11/14/2012 2:17:36 AM EDT

[#20]

Here in the U.S., that would be in fashion in 1989.

I would not be bothered at all by such fashion....

Posted: 11/14/2012 2:24:43 AM EDT

[#21]

Damn, I got nothin'. Sorry guys.

Posted: 11/14/2012 2:57:16 AM EDT

[#22]

Him?

Posted: 11/14/2012 2:58:34 AM EDT

[#23]

Next time Im on arfcom, Im telling them about these fine wormenz I see all the time

Posted: 11/14/2012 3:13:31 AM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 11/14/2012 3:53:10 AM EDT

[#25]

She's got legs
She knows how to use them

Posted: 11/14/2012 3:55:00 AM EDT

[#26]

If only I was a general.

Posted: 11/14/2012 3:58:59 AM EDT

[#27]

Oi! You two. Get in step!

Posted: 11/14/2012 4:00:34 AM EDT

[#28]

"I want to wear her like a snorkel."

Posted: 11/14/2012 4:00:43 AM EDT

[#29]

Well done Sir.

Quoted:

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/8093/ndbh.jpg

Posted: 11/14/2012 5:52:33 AM EDT

[#30]

"I want to put my lotion on your skin."

Posted: 11/14/2012 5:55:38 AM EDT

[#31]

"bean pole or not-so-milf?............."

Posted: 11/14/2012 5:57:40 AM EDT

[#32]

she's reaching for something...I will just wing her and then have my way

Posted: 11/14/2012 6:16:53 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
"would you like to making fuck, berzerker"

FTW

Posted: 11/14/2012 7:37:36 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:

"would you like to making fuck, berzerker"

FTW

Nice......

Posted: 11/14/2012 7:38:36 AM EDT

[#35]

That guy needs to pick up his shoulders

Posted: 11/14/2012 8:44:34 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
"would you like to making fuck, berzerker"

Best post in the thread!

Posted: 11/14/2012 8:46:17 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

"would you like to making fuck, berzerker"

My Love For You is Ticking Clock, berzerker!

Posted: 11/14/2012 8:52:59 AM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 11/14/2012 8:55:49 AM EDT

[#39]

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Posted: 11/14/2012 9:24:06 AM EDT

[#40]

"...'bout how long it take to shave those legs?"

Posted: 11/14/2012 9:32:33 AM EDT

[#41]

[soldier thinking] I sure hope you teach Algebra, cause I suck at math and will need a lot of extra one on one[/soldier thinking]

Posted: 11/16/2012 5:41:45 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"would you like to making fuck, berzerker"

My Love For You is Ticking Clock, berzerker!

Would you like to suck my cock bezerker

Clerks kicks ass for those of you that did not get the oscure movie references

Posted: 11/16/2012 5:45:21 PM EDT

[#43]

Could not resist

Posted: 11/16/2012 5:53:23 PM EDT

[#44]

Get pussy

Go to jail

Get pussy

Go to jail

Get pussy

Go to jail

Get pussy

Go to jail

Get pussy

Go to jail

Posted: 11/16/2012 6:02:36 PM EDT

[#45]

Why did I wait so long to leave Mom's basement and join the Army?

Posted: 11/16/2012 6:06:19 PM EDT

[#46]

Would you like to play with my night stick?

Posted: 11/16/2012 6:16:20 PM EDT

[#47]

Posted: 11/16/2012 6:26:34 PM EDT

[#48]

Hey bebbe...potato

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