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Posted: 7/25/2017 11:40:11 PM EDT

37 my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:40:42 PM EDT

[#1]

In a row?

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:41:31 PM EDT

[#2]

Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:42:12 PM EDT

[#3]

In on one more for the post count.

One rule, one job.

Thread is useless w/o pix.

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:42:27 PM EDT

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At least I wasn't 36.

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:43:44 PM EDT

[#5]

Pack of cigarettes

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:44:50 PM EDT

[#6]

I am not even supposed to be here today.

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:45:29 PM EDT

[#7]

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

ETA: Beat! I will just say I love Chewlies Gum, you cancer merchants!

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:46:18 PM EDT

[#8]

this job would be awesome if it wasn't for all the fucking customers.

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:46:49 PM EDT

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You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here today.

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:47:42 PM EDT

[#10]

Would you like some making fuck -BERSERKER!

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:48:38 PM EDT

[#11]

Did he just sing "make fuck"?

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:49:07 PM EDT

[#12]

Fuck your yankee blue jeans.

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:49:08 PM EDT

[#13]

No time for love Dr Jones!

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:50:11 PM EDT

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Hey get back here!

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:50:54 PM EDT

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Just played that part

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:51:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2017 11:53:43 PM EDT

[#17]

I ASSURE

YOU, WE'RE

OPEN!

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:55:47 PM EDT

[#18]

I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

Posted: 7/25/2017 11:58:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/26/2017 12:02:58 AM EDT

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In on one more for the post count.

One rule, one job.

Thread is useless w/o pix.

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Posted: 7/26/2017 12:03:04 AM EDT

[#21]

Cute cat!
What's his name?

Annoying customer.

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:06:32 AM EDT

[#22]

Yeah he loves Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!

....obviously.

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:11:27 AM EDT

[#23]

Wow.... He really made it.

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:12:47 AM EDT

[#24]

how much is this?

Do you have that movie that had that guy in it?

Big black cocks with pearly whit cum!

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:16:49 AM EDT

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Yeah, but at what a price?

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:16:54 AM EDT

[#26]

Ewww Navy Seals!

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:17:09 AM EDT

[#27]

I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:21:35 AM EDT

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My what?

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:21:57 AM EDT

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Best line of the movie.

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:23:13 AM EDT

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I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

My what?

Your Ruse!

Your cunning attempt to trick me!

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:26:30 AM EDT

[#31]

Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:30:36 AM EDT

[#32]

"Pack of Reds my man. It's time to kick back, drink some beers and schmoke some weed."

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:36:09 AM EDT

[#33]

"that's why I manually masturbate animals for artificial insemination"

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:39:05 AM EDT

[#34]

Salsa shark

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:49:39 AM EDT

[#35]

What do you mean there's no ice? I have to drink this coffee hot?

Posted: 7/26/2017 12:56:23 AM EDT

[#36]

Do you have a hubcap for a 1972 pinto hatchback?

Posted: 7/26/2017 1:03:03 AM EDT

[#37]

In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms

Posted: 7/26/2017 1:05:01 AM EDT

[#38]

But you hate people!

Posted: 7/26/2017 1:13:25 AM EDT

[#39]

"If you plan to shoplift, please let us know"

Posted: 7/26/2017 1:13:28 AM EDT

[#40]

Come on Silent Bob, let's get the fuck out of this jip joint,with this faggot Dante, YOU COCK SMOKER!

Posted: 7/26/2017 1:16:46 AM EDT

[#41]

Chewbacca! What a Wookie!

Posted: 7/26/2017 1:27:30 AM EDT

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Ya know, theres a million fine women out there, not all of them bring you lasagna.
Most of them just cheat on you.

Posted: 7/26/2017 1:30:22 AM EDT

[#43]

My love for you is like a truck.

Posted: 7/26/2017 1:49:42 AM EDT

[#44]

So many great lines. Clerks2 is underated as is mallrats

Posted: 7/26/2017 1:56:22 AM EDT

[#45]

Not Allowed to rent here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5a0s4_69A

Posted: 7/26/2017 2:02:51 AM EDT

[#46]

You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

Posted: 7/26/2017 4:18:36 AM EDT

[#47]

This thread is winning.

Posted: 7/26/2017 4:46:21 AM EDT

[#48]

Did she say "mouse" or mouth?!?

Posted: 7/26/2017 7:32:03 AM EDT

[#49]

Silent Bob, you're a rude mother-fucker.

Posted: 7/26/2017 10:52:59 AM EDT

[#50]

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