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Posted: 8/11/2005 4:57:23 PM EDT
A visiting minister's prayer:

Dear Lord, "he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without You we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one little girl (who had been listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her mother  and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point.

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:59:54 PM EDT
[#1]
what is Butt dust?..... , dried spooge in a fart?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:04:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:06:12 PM EDT
[#3]
ther you go.
Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:06:56 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:25:12 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
The Lord works in mysterious ways.








Now THAT'S funny!
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