Posted: 4/6/2006 6:09:32 PM EDT
|
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" |
 Why would he complain? What's wrong with a healthy round backside? Silly man. If he isn't happy with how it's growing, he should help her engage in more "cardiovascular exercise."  Several times a day if that's what it takes.Every time I see my wife's nice/shapely backside I want to...um...nevermind.  I'm not sure why, but taking a peak into the women's forum just seems to bring out the testosterone in me. 
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.