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Posted: 5/26/2001 12:03:31 AM EDT

[b]WHAT?
It's 0300, my wife is on vacation in another state, I've got 1/2 pack of cigarettes, probably no gas, & I'm bored as hell,,,,,

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.

10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

11. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek
Counseling.

12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"

13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where

You Put The Booger.

16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home

19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name

25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

26. Illiterate? Write For Help

27. Honk If Anything Falls Off

28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen upside down,
on a Jeep]

40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

44. Ax Me About Ebonics

45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

46. Boldly Going Nowhere

47. Cat: The Other White Meat

48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

49. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

50. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.

58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.

64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.[/b]

Posted: 5/27/2001 11:30:49 PM EDT

[#1]

Good stuff... Where did you find these? I have never seen or heard any of them. I really like #2,4,17,46,62. If you thought these up by yourself, I am going to book for the Tonight Show because your a comic genius.

[beer]

Posted: 5/27/2001 11:53:59 PM EDT

[#2]

i had this on my truck for many years up to the point were i traded it

" have you hugged your assualt weapon today? "
and
" when the going gets tough the tough get an uzi"

Posted: 5/28/2001 1:12:27 AM EDT

[#3]

Good ones. How about "Welcome to America....now speak English"? or "sex is only dirty if you do it right" or "YUCK FOU!" The last one is good for double takes.

Posted: 5/28/2001 3:31:51 AM EDT

[#4]

driver only has $20 worth of ammo

Posted: 5/28/2001 3:51:50 AM EDT

[#5]

# 4, I will use that at the City Council meeting
Tuesday night. Hell, I am going to use that every chance I get.

Posted: 5/28/2001 11:34:23 AM EDT

[#6]

People laugh at me 'cause I'm different, I laugh at them 'cause they're all the same.

Posted: 5/28/2001 1:11:27 PM EDT

[#7]

a couple of more:1. i don't suffer from insanity
i enjoy every minute of it!
2. beer: helping white
guys dance since 1692
3. keep honking, i'm reloading
4. if i throw a stick
will you leave?

[whacko][whacko][whacko]

Posted: 5/28/2001 1:20:05 PM EDT

[#8]

[img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=992958&a=7491802&p=39819099[/img]

[img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=992958&a=7491802&p=39819101[/img]

A couple of my own design. Photopoint really isn't "free image hosting now is it?

[img]paul.223.tripod.com/Firearms/Long_Arms/AR-15-Shooting-Animation.gif[/img]

Posted: 5/29/2001 12:04:24 AM EDT

[#9]

"Of Course You Can Trust Our Government...Go Ask An Indian."

Posted: 5/29/2001 1:29:11 AM EDT

[#10]

I saw a funny window sticker today. It had a smiley face with the caption "I hate you" under it.

[:)]
I hate you

Mixed message. Pretty funny to me.

Posted: 5/29/2001 3:30:20 AM EDT

[#11]

"I got a gun for my wife.
Good Trade, HUH?"

"Honk If you Love Cheeses" Seen in, where else, Wisconsin.

Norm

Posted: 5/29/2001 3:45:47 AM EDT

[#12]

Driver does not carry cash, He's Married.

Posted: 5/29/2001 4:13:35 AM EDT

[#13]

I know Jack Schitt,...personally
seen on a Ferarri's lics plate frame = My other car is a yugo

Posted: 5/29/2001 6:31:24 AM EDT

[#14]

Had a next door neighbor who sold Tupperware...had a new sticker made up fer her car...

"Ask me about Microwaving Cats for Fun and Profit"

Took a day or two before she caught on...

Posted: 5/29/2001 7:04:48 AM EDT

[#15]

Saw one on a pick-up truck this morning:
"Masturbating is not a crime!"

Saw one last year at a labor union picnic:
"Vaginas are way cool!"

Posted: 5/29/2001 7:46:41 AM EDT

[#16]

the one i want for the front bumper of my truck is:

"If you can read this, we are both going to die"

L2S

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