Beware the Pentavirate! > General Discussion

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:40:06 PM EDT

It's a well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:43:04 PM EDT

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It's a well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

In before the troofers

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:43:13 PM EDT

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So who's in this Pentavirate?

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:44:04 PM EDT

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It's a well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

They don't keep secrets very well, do they?

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:46:13 PM EDT

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So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:46:48 PM EDT

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So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

How can you hate "The Colonel"?

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:47:11 PM EDT

[#6]

So do they run the Bilderberger society?

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:47:27 PM EDT

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Quoted:
So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

How can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:47:56 PM EDT

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So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

How can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

That's Racist!

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:48:37 PM EDT

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So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

How can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

I may be the only one who gets it besides you, PBIR.

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:48:51 PM EDT

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So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

How can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

OMFG, So I Married an Axe Murderer? Glorious, just glorious. Finally someone else who loves that movie.

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:49:10 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/29/2009 12:49:37 PM EDT

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Tin foil is thick in this thread.

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:52:20 PM EDT

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Tin foil is thick in this thread.

And you wasted post 308 - on a thread you missed the point of.

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:52:43 PM EDT

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Tin foil is thick in this thread.

Not thick enough. You need at least 5 inches of tinfoil between your head and the air in order to block the mind control rays.

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:53:09 PM EDT

[#15]

They keep Steven Gutenburgs career alive and prevented the electric car from ever seeing the light of day.

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:53:22 PM EDT

[#16]

This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:55:03 PM EDT

[#17]

Have you seen the size of that boy's melon? I't's like a grapefruit on a toothpick.

My favorite Mike Myers pic...

To those that don't get it - Google is your friend.

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:57:08 PM EDT

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So who's in this Pentavirate?

Everyone but the OP.

And we are out to get him.

Posted: 9/29/2009 12:58:47 PM EDT

[#19]

So what are you going to do for post 22K???

Posted: 9/29/2009 1:02:18 PM EDT

[#20]

I don't know... is your sister available?

Posted: 9/29/2009 1:05:27 PM EDT

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Quoted:
So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

How can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

HEAD! PAPER! NOW!

Posted: 9/29/2009 1:05:29 PM EDT

[#22]

We've got a piper down!

Posted: 9/29/2009 1:09:00 PM EDT

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We've got a piper down!

Forgot about that one.

They took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities... This way to the cafeteria!

Now I gotta go throw that into the DVD player and laugh some more...

Posted: 9/29/2009 1:28:14 PM EDT

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Tin foil is thick in this thread.

And you wasted post 308 - on a thread you missed the point of.

There's a point to this thread

Posted: 9/29/2009 1:30:48 PM EDT

[#25]

You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

Posted: 9/29/2009 1:33:35 PM EDT

[#26]

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite
pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying
himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow!

Posted: 9/29/2009 1:41:03 PM EDT

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Tin foil is thick in this thread.

And you wasted post 308 - on a thread you missed the point of.

There's a point to this thread

And yet you can't stay away. You're smitten with it, you're in deep smit.

Posted: 9/29/2009 2:12:37 PM EDT

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I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quitepointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow!

That part always kills me.

Posted: 9/29/2009 3:10:25 PM EDT

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LOL, someone's been listening to Alex Jones...

Posted: 9/29/2009 3:23:12 PM EDT

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LOL, someone's been listening to Alex Jones...

Who!?! Point the bastage out so we can ridicule him immediately!

Posted: 9/29/2009 3:31:28 PM EDT

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPMS6tGOACo&feature=PlayList&p=E83A1BC47BE87595&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=40

Posted: 9/29/2009 3:34:24 PM EDT

[#32]

I fucking love that movie.

Posted: 9/29/2009 3:55:44 PM EDT

[#33]

One of my favorites...along with Office Space.

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