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Yesterday 5:03:25 PM EDT
[#1]
Younger, Latina nurse.
Yesterday 5:04:41 PM EDT
[#2]
One that's not going to find herself and take half your money.
I bought all this equipment. What do you mean that the dead AREN'T coming back to life?
Yesterday 5:07:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Took a gamble on half Austrian / half Irish that likes to drink and fight.
She gets reminded frequently, I’m the best thing that happen to her.
Yesterday 5:17:25 PM EDT
[#4]
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Originally Posted By Tangotag:
Took a gamble on half Austrian / half Irish that likes to drink and fight.
She gets reminded frequently, I’m the best thing that happen to her.
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do you have to remind her twice, or does just once do the trick
Yesterday 5:21:08 PM EDT
[#5]
American women are by far the best I’ve met in my travels overall.  Find a conservative small-town/farm-fresh woman, and then STAY THERE.  

The cities poison people today.
On Wednesdays we wear steel.
Yesterday 5:21:48 PM EDT
[#6]
Originally Posted By Consigli:
I'm shopping for a wife. Need to know the best place to start.
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Absolutely mandatory that their tramp stamp has calligraphy font that says “fuck him, feed him and leave them alone”. Don’t settle for less.
Yesterday 5:24:14 PM EDT
[#7]
A small town girl has done me right for the last 28 years so thats what I voted.
Yesterday 5:25:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: SystemFailCoreDump][Edited] [#8]
The right adventurous suburban "likes going to the beach/mountain/desert/drag strip/racetrack" girl can be converted to a country girl if she's the right one. I know from experience.

ETA: To be fair her family are Norwegians from upstate New York (out in the country) that moved to the Beach in SoCal and she and her good girl friends were already very country. Back then Orange Country was still very sparse and western. We've been married 40 years. I can barely remember what it was like without her now.
Yesterday 5:25:51 PM EDT
[#9]
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Originally Posted By NAM:
Relationships are russian roulette, but with 1:2 odds instead of 1:6. There is no winning formula; it's a spin of the cylinder.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/fokaptLvSWs6I/200.webp?cid=8dc8958cm5rezd1brwpe20b19l2bpag85bgtcmardr3tg7ka&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200.webp&ct=g
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100% not worth the risk.

Yesterday 5:30:31 PM EDT
[#10]
The one that wants you, not long after you meet them they are content to date only you.

Seems low maintenance, trustworthy.

Seems like she will be a good friend.

All that ^ should be nonnegotiable.
Strive to carry the handgun you would want anywhere, everywhere; forget that good area bullcrap.
"Wouldn't want to / Nobody volunteer to" get shot by _____ is not indicative of quickly incapacitating.
Yesterday 5:31:55 PM EDT
[#11]
I didn't see blind and deaf as an option in the poll.  Fail!
Yesterday 5:33:28 PM EDT
[#12]
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Originally Posted By paul463:
Farm girls, dairy farm or cash crop.  Stay away from horse farm girls.

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Your missing out
It's not journalism, it's sensationalism
Yesterday 5:33:35 PM EDT
[#13]
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Originally Posted By JRambo:
Church girl.
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…what kind of church girl?

The sun dress early 20 year old sweetheart that is looking for a traditional life is pretty rare.

Most are “felt a lot of heat and are now finding the light” train wrecks with more baggage than a Delta 747.
Yesterday 5:35:48 PM EDT
[#14]
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Originally Posted By Hesperus:


Rare bird, I’ve only kinda gotten to know one and she vanished a little while ago.
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Amelia?
Yesterday 5:38:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: LibertyShip][Edited] [#15]
ETA:  Beat like a dead mule by minutes!




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Originally Posted By HeavyLeadFoot:
an ugly one
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If you want to  be happy for the rest of your life


If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
KEEP CALM and let ME Carry On.
Yesterday 5:38:05 PM EDT
[#16]
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Originally Posted By neshomamench:



…what kind of church girl?

The sun dress early 20 year old sweetheart that is looking for a traditional life is pretty rare.

Most are “felt a lot of heat and are now finding the light” train wrecks with more baggage than a Delta 747.
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Originally Posted By neshomamench:
Originally Posted By JRambo:
Church girl.



…what kind of church girl?

The sun dress early 20 year old sweetheart that is looking for a traditional life is pretty rare.

Most are “felt a lot of heat and are now finding the light” train wrecks with more baggage than a Delta 747.

Yesterday 5:51:53 PM EDT
[#17]
The answer depends entirely on you, your values, your background, and the life you want to build. There is no “best”, only best for you.

My best advice is to be the absolute best version of you that you can be. Be the person that a person you would want to marry, would want to marry.
24/365 Most Portable
24/365 Most Likely to Outshoot Her Spouse
24/365 Most Likely to Eat Your Heart


Somewhere you jumped the monogomy shark and landed in beastiality - Stickfigure
Yesterday 5:54:04 PM EDT
[#18]
All I can say is that I’m surprised that small town farm girls are winning in the poll… They are way too manly for me.
Yesterday 5:54:47 PM EDT
[#19]
OEM girls are best.
Carpe diem - Seize the day
Carpe per diem - Seize the expense check
Yesterday 5:54:54 PM EDT
[#20]
Don't do it.  Get a pet rock instead.
Yesterday 5:57:48 PM EDT
[#21]
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Originally Posted By 556Cliff:
All I can say is that I’m surprised that small town farm girls are winning in the poll… They are way too manly for me.
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Tossing an 80 pound bale of hay and digging an anti-tank trench can be sexy.
Yesterday 5:59:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Bacon_Grease][Edited] [#22]
I would like to suggest 3 main things. Two for your partner and one for yourself.

1. Genuine desire. Is this person truly interested in you.  Do you they want to be with you.

2. Shared values/lifestyle.  Does this person fit your life direction.  Would they be right at home with your normal day.

3. Are you in the mental place to be able to recognize these things in another person.  Basically, are you able to step back and ask these questions objectively of yourself concerning this person.
Yesterday 5:59:08 PM EDT
[#23]
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Originally Posted By 556Cliff:
All I can say is that I’m surprised that small town farm girls are winning in the poll… They are way too manly for me.
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Brother, you want a partner that won’t miss a trick when you fall down.  That takes a strong woman.
On Wednesdays we wear steel.
Yesterday 6:05:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 556Cliff][Edited] [#24]
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Originally Posted By Consigli:
Tossing an 80 pound bale of hay and digging an anti-tank trench can be sexy.
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Originally Posted By Consigli:
Tossing an 80 pound bale of hay and digging an anti-tank trench can be sexy.


Originally Posted By Sixtigers:
Brother, you want a partner that won’t miss a trick when you fall down.  That takes a strong woman.


Agree to disagree… And I’ve seen enough examples of farm girls having lived out in the country working as a farm hand for the last 30 years. But if you guys like girls that chew tobacco and look like men, then more power to ya!
Yesterday 6:07:00 PM EDT
[#25]
First marriage, find rich woman about 95.

Second marriage... don't.
Please help St Jude children's hospital.
Yesterday 6:08:37 PM EDT
[#26]
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Originally Posted By Karankawa:
One that has a great relationship to her father.
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This is LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT and TRUTHFUL thing in this thread.
Yesterday 6:09:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: osprey21][Edited] [#27]
I finally found the perfect girl, I could not ask for more. She's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store.

Dean Martin --
Yesterday 6:10:45 PM EDT
[#28]
Where they’re from doesn’t matter, unless you’re from there as well, and it’s closely tied to your core traits.  Values and character matter.
Amanda? Come on dude. That's probably not even her real name.
Yesterday 6:12:05 PM EDT
[#29]
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Originally Posted By Frank_B:
Farm girl, preferably whose Dad logged and farmed with horses and didn't get electricity until she was in high school.
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Pretty sure he doesn’t want an inbred Amish.
Yesterday 6:16:32 PM EDT
[#30]
My wife was not only a single mom she was a teen mom that grew up in Southern California and became a nurse while I am an 8th generation Texan.  According to ARFCOM that should have never worked out but our 25th wedding anniversary is in 2 weeks, and we are happier now that we have ever been.  

Don't immediately dismiss single moms because people think they are damaged goods.   You might have to weed through some coal but there are some diamonds out there also.  

She gave me two more boys and about to add our second daughter in law.  One grandson and hopefully more to come.    

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Yesterday 6:17:10 PM EDT
[#31]
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Originally Posted By 556Cliff:
All I can say is that I’m surprised that small town farm girls are winning in the poll… They are way too manly for me.
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More Of A Man | Rodney Carrington
Yesterday 6:23:23 PM EDT
[#32]
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Originally Posted By JRambo:
Church girl.
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Got a buddy that did this.  Let’s just say that church girl does not equal smart with money and emotionally stable.
Amanda? Come on dude. That's probably not even her real name.
Yesterday 6:26:18 PM EDT
[#33]
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Originally Posted By HeavyLeadFoot:
an ugly one
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Yesterday 6:27:46 PM EDT
[#34]
Married a RN, chubby, blonde, church girl. Moody as hell. Good mom, shit wife.
Yesterday 6:32:00 PM EDT
[#35]
A church girl
Yesterday 6:36:07 PM EDT
[#36]
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Originally Posted By paul463:
Farm girls, dairy farm or cash crop.  Stay away from horse farm girls.

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Dated one of those, after divorce.  She turned out to be a bit of a psycho and a drunk.  Ran for my life.
Amanda? Come on dude. That's probably not even her real name.
Yesterday 6:36:59 PM EDT
[#37]
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Originally Posted By hatidua:
The one you can't live without.
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Amateur. It's the one you can live with.
Yesterday 6:39:22 PM EDT
[#38]
My wife is from a small town in West Kentucky and was raised on a farm with several hundred head of cattle.  She's a keeper.
Yesterday 6:45:11 PM EDT
[#39]
Robert Mitchum sang it best...

From A Logical Point of View
Yesterday 6:52:51 PM EDT
[#40]
Small town farm traditional Asian   5'4"  115 lbs
When debate is lost slander becomes the tool of the loser.
Socrates
Yesterday 6:54:24 PM EDT
[#41]
I struck gold with a European small village girl.

connoisseur of fine Soviet and European armored vehicles since 2007.

Thank you to the unknown person who bought me a membership.
Yesterday 7:02:38 PM EDT
[#42]
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Originally Posted By heavy260:


Pretty sure he doesn’t want an inbred Amish.
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Originally Posted By heavy260:
Originally Posted By Frank_B:
Farm girl, preferably whose Dad logged and farmed with horses and didn't get electricity until she was in high school.


Pretty sure he doesn’t want an inbred Amish.

Pictures?
Yesterday 7:06:02 PM EDT
[#43]
Beautiful. Rich. With HUGE………tracts of land.

Yesterday 7:06:22 PM EDT
[#44]
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Originally Posted By ManMan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbYvlPdS6sI
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Originally Posted By ManMan:
Originally Posted By 556Cliff:
All I can say is that I’m surprised that small town farm girls are winning in the poll… They are way too manly for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbYvlPdS6sI


Very fitting.
Yesterday 7:11:09 PM EDT
[#45]
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Originally Posted By NAM:
Relationships are russian roulette, but with 1:2 odds instead of 1:6. There is no winning formula; it's a spin of the cylinder.
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People like to think that because it divests them of any personal responsibility or agency, letting them live in a perpetual victim narrative. The reality is that there are characteristics one can look for and choices one can make and actions one can take that drastically increase the odds of a successful, happy match, or alternatively the odds of a complete unmitigated disaster.

For instance, couples who pray together on a daily basis have a divorce rate of less than 1%.
24/365 Most Portable
24/365 Most Likely to Outshoot Her Spouse
24/365 Most Likely to Eat Your Heart


Somewhere you jumped the monogomy shark and landed in beastiality - Stickfigure
Yesterday 7:12:01 PM EDT
[#46]
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Originally Posted By hatidua:
The one you can't live without.
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Yesterday 7:13:14 PM EDT
[#47]
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Originally Posted By TARFUN:


Krakow, Poland or Prague,  Czech Republic.
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I'm on the Next Flight out!!
ETA: I was already going to Krakow!
Yesterday 7:15:04 PM EDT
[#48]
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Originally Posted By skink:
I just wrapped up a 35-year relationship /marriage to a girl from Krakow, Poland.

0/5 would not recommend.
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What Happened???
Yesterday 7:17:13 PM EDT
[#49]
I've had good luck with farm country girls who have a good relationship with their father.
Yesterday 7:20:34 PM EDT
[#50]
Like my buddy Jerry (20-yrs married to a Thai gal) always says:

If ya get the occasion, go Asian!”

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