[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Behold my spawn (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/20/2009 9:53:57 PM EDT
This is Ronan William. I was pushing for Ronin Danger, but the wife wouldn't cave even after months of debating. Born 8-12-09 at 5:16pm. Time to start getting guns for him. Gonna start with a .22 rifle. Wife and baby are healthy as can be. This dude can down some serious boobie milk. And I'm on poopy diaper detail, so that is no good. 2nd day I had 13 poopy diapers. He's really burnin through my diaper stockpile. He's got monster hands so he should have a good trigger finger. I see an STI 4.15 Tactical in his future.
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Congratulations to Ronan on your new mum and dad.
You have just left a warm cosy sleepy place, been squeezed and forced out of your home and into a world where your staff are completely new to the job, scared stiff and very emotonal. To top it all you now get to spend the next 20 years training and educating your mum and dad in parenthood. My congratulations also to Mr and Mrs 75ScoutII. You have a wonderful son, I wish you all a future of health, wealth and happiness together. 
Great pics 
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That's the perfect caption for that expression... 
Congrats, dad! Your hands are real purty in the last pic. |
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Thanks all. I can't believe how much I already love him. I wanted the name Ronin because it was unique and slightly off from Ronan, which is growing in popularity. Either way I'm happy. More good knews is that my 3 dogs who are all under 2 yrs old are awesome with him. The don't jump around near him and approach very calmly. We have to watch out for the licking of the face though.
Last night my wife was attempting to change her 2nd or so poopy diaper. I was standing by, watching the fun. After she got him all cleaned up and sitting in his new diaper she bent over to slap on some desitin on his butt. Right before she put her hand on his butt he had an explosive poop. She screamed and fell back onto the bed. I was dying. |
