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5/7/2014 10:32:59 PM EDT
who'se getting married in less than 2 weeks anything.
I've got 200 ml of Canadian Mist in me right now so I may crash at any time.
5/7/2014 10:33:48 PM EDT
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How are you?
5/7/2014 10:33:55 PM EDT
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How much is 200ml?
5/7/2014 10:34:02 PM EDT
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no pics?
5/7/2014 10:35:54 PM EDT
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Is this one of those fruity weddings or is your wife a female?
5/7/2014 10:38:16 PM EDT
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His name was FrankSymptoms...
5/7/2014 10:39:00 PM EDT
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Drunk OP can't find photobucket.
5/7/2014 10:41:03 PM EDT
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doing well, slightly out of sync with the rest of the world I think.
5/7/2014 10:41:19 PM EDT
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A little over 6 oz.
5/7/2014 10:41:51 PM EDT
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In for pics.
5/7/2014 10:41:52 PM EDT
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Of what?The whiskey bottle? I threw it out already.
And the fiance is off limits.
5/7/2014 10:42:04 PM EDT
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Why do you hate freedom?

5/7/2014 10:42:33 PM EDT
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A little over 6 oz.
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A little over 6 oz.


Pffft. Wait till you get married. It will quadruple.
5/7/2014 10:42:48 PM EDT
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Nope. No fruit. Fully female.
However, my brother's stepson is gay, I'll set  you up if you wish.
5/7/2014 10:43:30 PM EDT
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I'm 58, it's time to settle down.
5/7/2014 10:44:07 PM EDT
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6 ounces is1 fucking shot
5/7/2014 10:44:43 PM EDT
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A little over 6 oz.
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Pff, get back to me when you put another digit in front of that, ya light weight!.

Kidding aside, congrats and good luck.
5/7/2014 10:45:51 PM EDT
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And WAY less than I've had this evening!



WTF?  It's a question...



 
5/7/2014 10:51:32 PM EDT
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And WAY less than I've had this evening!

WTF?  It's a question...
 
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6 ounces is1 fucking shot

And WAY less than I've had this evening!

WTF?  It's a question...
 

Oh, I'm feeling it. Just the right amount of buzz. But you will find as you grow older that alcohol has a detrimental effect to your muscular system the following day.
5/7/2014 11:25:34 PM EDT
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What is it like being so old?
5/7/2014 11:27:18 PM EDT
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Sore and creaky. If I can offer only one piece of advice, it's this: STAY ACTIVE and work out frequently!
5/7/2014 11:30:33 PM EDT
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First marriage?
5/7/2014 11:30:47 PM EDT
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Should I let to all ride on black?
5/7/2014 11:34:20 PM EDT
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Yup.

Her 3rd husband. It's a long story.
5/7/2014 11:35:11 PM EDT
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Change color every 3rd roll
Roulette isn't my game though. I count cards.
5/7/2014 11:36:03 PM EDT
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Okay folks it's been real,and it's been fun, but I'm goin' to bed.G'night.
5/7/2014 11:36:25 PM EDT
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What are you carrying on your wedding day?
5/7/2014 11:37:16 PM EDT
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milliliters? Are you fucking canadian?

Edit: a shot is 1.5 ounces, so you've done like 4 shots.  You're a fucking champion!!!! Not really.
5/7/2014 11:38:08 PM EDT
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Getting married?



5/8/2014 1:15:13 AM EDT
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Yup.

Her 3rd husband. It's a long story.
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Yup.

Her 3rd husband. It's a long story.


I wish you both the best.
5/8/2014 5:28:56 AM EDT
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I'm Frankie the third I am, Frankie the third I am, I am
I hitched to the divorcee next door
She's got married a couple times before
An' ev'ry one were a Frankie, she wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam...
I'm 'er third old man, I'm Frankie, Frankie the Third I am!

Congratulations!
5/8/2014 5:30:28 AM EDT
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I'm Frankie the third I am, Frankie the third I am, I am
I hitched to the divorcee next door
She's got married a couple times before
An' ev'ry one were a Frankie, she wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam...
I'm 'er third old man, I'm Frankie, Frankie the Third I am!

Congratulations!
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I'm Frankie the third I am, Frankie the third I am, I am
I hitched to the divorcee next door
She's got married a couple times before
An' ev'ry one were a Frankie, she wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam...
I'm 'er third old man, I'm Frankie, Frankie the Third I am!

Congratulations!



Second verse, same as the first!
5/8/2014 5:31:27 AM EDT
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If it flies, floats, or fucks, lease it.
5/8/2014 9:15:31 AM EDT
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s&w 640.
5/8/2014 9:17:20 AM EDT
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Edit: a shot is 1.5 ounces, so you've done like 4 shots.  You're a fucking champion!!!! Not really.
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Google Math sez 6.7628 ounces in 200 ml.

5/8/2014 9:18:37 AM EDT
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I wish you both the best.
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First marriage?

Yup.

Her 3rd husband. It's a long story.


I wish you both the best.

Thanks!
5/8/2014 9:19:08 AM EDT
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I'm Frankie the third I am, Frankie the third I am, I am
I hitched to the divorcee next door
She's got married a couple times before
An' ev'ry one were a Frankie, she wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam...
I'm 'er third old man, I'm Frankie, Frankie the Third I am!

Congratulations!
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Her 3rd husband. It's a long story.

I'm Frankie the third I am, Frankie the third I am, I am
I hitched to the divorcee next door
She's got married a couple times before
An' ev'ry one were a Frankie, she wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam...
I'm 'er third old man, I'm Frankie, Frankie the Third I am!

Congratulations!

Thanks!
5/8/2014 9:19:57 AM EDT
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Do you like gladiator movies?

(Seriously though, Congratulations!)
5/8/2014 9:21:28 AM EDT
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Yeah, but I'm not too keen on Greek style wrestling.
5/8/2014 9:21:54 AM EDT
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Are you sure you want to do this ?
5/8/2014 9:27:34 AM EDT
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Congratulations, Frank.  I'm glad it worked out for the two of you.  
5/8/2014 9:33:50 AM EDT
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58 and getting married? I thought people got wiser with age.
5/8/2014 11:37:07 AM EDT
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Her 3rd husband. It's a long story.


I wish you both the best.

Thanks!


You're welcome.
5/8/2014 11:38:26 AM EDT
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Metric whiskey?
5/8/2014 11:40:19 AM EDT
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5/8/2014 12:02:17 PM EDT
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Yup.
Her 3rd husband. It's a long story.
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Her 3rd husband. It's a long story.

5/8/2014 12:03:49 PM EDT
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"Canadian Mist" isn't a euphemism for "Lovin Spoonful" or anything, is it?