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8/4/2006 6:37:59 PM EDT
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next!"
8/4/2006 6:39:32 PM EDT
[#1]
I think this may have been posted before.
8/4/2006 6:44:09 PM EDT
[#2]
Last time my wife asked why I had lipstick on my collar, I told her I used it to wipe off my dick
8/4/2006 6:45:09 PM EDT
[#3]

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Last time my wife asked why I had lipstick on my collar, I told her I used it to wipe off my dick