[ARCHIVED THREAD] - ARFcom, be my conscience (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/13/2008 8:56:48 PM EDT
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So there is a chainsaw in my living room. Roomate, his GF and their 4-year-old (all of whom wake me up at around 6am screaming and carrying on like they're refighting the civil war) are sleeping.
Should I go out and start up the chainsaw? If so, what should I say as I do it? (can't post pics or video, though it would be awesome if I could) |
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So there is a chainsaw in my living room. Roomate, his GF and their 4-year-old (all of whom wake me up at around 6am screaming and carrying on like they're refighting the civil war) are sleeping. Should I go out and start up the chainsaw? If so, what should I say as I do it? (can't post pics or video, though it would be awesome if I could) Go find something and make a quick Leatheface mask |
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I think the proper question is: Why is there a chainsaw in your living room? My roomate is a pack-rat collector of redneck odds and ends. He brought home an entire living room set and it currently resides on the side of our house. So the yard tools are inside and the furniture is outside? Rig up a helmet cam and go to town. 
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his GF and their 4-year-old
Fail. 
Since there is a 4 year old involved, I probably wouldn't do it. If it was just him and her, strap on the Jason mask and scream like you're apeshit crazy. The kid is my only sticking point, really. I don't want to terrorize him, just jar him awake for like the next 4 years of his life, since he likes doing it to me. He doesn't know the difference between an inside voice and an outside voice and likes to start his motor around 6am. |
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I think the proper question is: Why is there a chainsaw in your living room? My roomate is a pack-rat collector of redneck odds and ends. He brought home an entire living room set and it currently resides on the side of our house. So the yard tools are inside and the furniture is outside? Rig up a helmet cam and go to town. There are a lot of tools outside too. And other shit like 4 pallets of red tile that may or not be used at a later date. |
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Not to be a nancy, if you are actually going to chase them or confront sleeping people you may want to remove the chain. I wouldn't chase them around. I was just thinking about yelling something really crazy like "WHO THE FUCK LET THE GOAT OUT THE SHED!!!" and firing it up. |
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No, I saw it. That's why I asked. It was either here or call up my demented ex-Cicero IL cop buddy and ask him. He'd probably tell me to "use the thing on the kid first. Then the father. Oh, you just want to SCARE them? Pussy." Cicero don't play, bro... 
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No, I saw it. That's why I asked. It was either here or call up my demented ex-Cicero IL cop buddy and ask him. He'd probably tell me to "use the thing on the kid first. Then the father. Oh, you just want to SCARE them? Pussy." Cicero don't play, bro... Apparently he's "world famous" in Cicero. |
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Yeah, the more I thought about it (and after my Monster-inspired caffeine high wore off) I realized it was bordering on felonious, and a not altogether good idea.
That's what I get for listening to you crazy mofos here. Start up a chainsaw with a 4-year-old in the house, really...
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So there is a chainsaw in my living room. Roomate, his GF and their 4-year-old (all of whom wake me up at around 6am screaming and carrying on like they're refighting the civil war) are sleeping. Should I go out and start up the chainsaw? If so, what should I say as I do it? (can't post pics or video, though it would be awesome if I could) You should use the chainsaw to cut your head off. It would be a Christmas present to humanity. |