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Posted: 10/22/2016 8:16:07 PM EDT

Fabric softener is fucking useless! I mean come on who actually buys that shit! Is your skin that sensitive?

Harden the fuck up pussies. And those gad damned fucking dryer sheets! All they do is get in your fucking pants leg and fall out while your waking!

Fuck people! I'm all for fucking capitalism but fucking shitfire!

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:17:32 PM EDT

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I wont allow that shit in my house!

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:17:42 PM EDT

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Where did the useless blue liquid touch you?

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:17:44 PM EDT

[#3]

Switch to decaf bro.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:18:41 PM EDT

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Ooooh, parody thread? In on one

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:19:03 PM EDT

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I take adderal. Shit fucks with me.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:19:30 PM EDT

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I like my dryer sheets and fabric softner.

OP your panties all bunched up?

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:19:54 PM EDT

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i put bounce in the dryer.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:20:28 PM EDT

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IBTL.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:20:49 PM EDT

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I got married so I wouldn't have to worry about laundry anymore.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:21:21 PM EDT

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I like my dryer sheets and fabric softner.

OP your panties all bunched up?

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No but I bet fabric softener wouldn't do a goddamn thing.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:21:22 PM EDT

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Soap. Don't use laundry soap if you're allergic to it. Just hot water and save $$$.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:21:36 PM EDT

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I don't use fabric softener.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:21:52 PM EDT

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FABRIC SOFTENER CAUSES AIDS!!!!

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:21:55 PM EDT

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FUCKING GMO FABRIC SOFTENER

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:22:35 PM EDT

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Soap. Don't use laundry soap if you're allergic to it. Just hot water and save $$$.

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Soap. Don't use laundry soap if you're allergic to it. Just hot water and save $$$.

Better yet, channel your inner Chinchilla and toss your clothes in volcanic ash.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:22:47 PM EDT

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Fabric softener is fucking useless! I mean come on who actually buys that shit! Is your skin that sensitive?

Harden the fuck up pussies. And those gad damned fucking dryer sheets! All they do is get in your fucking pants leg and fall out while your waking!

Fuck people! I'm all for fucking capitalism but fucking shitfire!

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I lol'd.

IBTL.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:22:54 PM EDT

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sure is

and I love fabric softener makes my sheets smell so nice

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:23:32 PM EDT

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It's not useless from my wife's perspective. Strange women cover up to me smiling, take one sniff, mutter "married.." to themselves, and walk away.

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Posted: 10/22/2016 8:24:19 PM EDT

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Fabric softener makes your workout clothes smell worse.

True story.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:24:26 PM EDT

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Let me ask Mrs. Kubota about what she uses for the laundry, I just pass through the room, going to or from the garage.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:24:48 PM EDT

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sure is

Is that some kind of brand name? That's another thing I hate.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:25:03 PM EDT

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It's not useless from my wife's perspective. Strange women cover up to me smiling, take one sniff, mutter "married.." to themselves, and walk away.

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Damn, maybe I should stop using fabric softener in my laundry. Never knew all these hot babes thought I was married.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:26:17 PM EDT

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I like my dryer sheets and fabric softner.

OP your panties all bunched up?

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Ironic that fabric softener actually keeps panties from bunching up.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:26:32 PM EDT

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I think I should buy a black powder revolver.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:29:36 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/22/2016 8:31:33 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/22/2016 8:33:14 PM EDT

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Titty Sprinkles

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:33:53 PM EDT

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My parrot is sexually aroused by fabric. Do you want cockatiels to rape you?

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:34:28 PM EDT

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I've heard that dryer sheets used to come on a roll and were flammable, making them convenient for arsonists who would roll it out down a hallway and set it on fire.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:34:32 PM EDT

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The nasty stuff is not allowed here.

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:35:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/22/2016 8:36:29 PM EDT

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Fabric softener is fucking useless! I mean come on who actually buys that shit! Is your skin that sensitive?

Harden the fuck up pussies. And those gad damned fucking dryer sheets! All they do is get in your fucking pants leg and fall out while your waking!

Fuck people! I'm all for fucking capitalism but fucking shitfire!

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You know it comes in liquid form also right?

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:39:04 PM EDT

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What happened to the old days where all you needed for cleaning was a tin can of bacon grease and a jar of lye.?

Posted: 10/22/2016 8:45:22 PM EDT

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What happened to the old days where all you needed for cleaning was a tin can of bacon grease and a jar of lye.?

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A man named Downey and has fucking jar of snake oil.

Posted: 10/22/2016 10:21:41 PM EDT

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I got married so I wouldn't have to worry about laundry anymore.

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And I don't get dryer sheets up my leg either.

Posted: 10/22/2016 10:24:13 PM EDT

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I got married so I wouldn't have to worry about laundry anymore.

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Posted: 10/22/2016 10:26:42 PM EDT

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Used dryer sheets are a key component for many reloaders.

Posted: 10/22/2016 10:28:20 PM EDT

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I don't like all my clothes being all clingy and full of static. I'll stick with dryer sheets.

Posted: 10/22/2016 10:29:03 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/22/2016 10:29:10 PM EDT

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I don't use fabric softener. It gave my dog an autism.

Posted: 10/22/2016 10:37:41 PM EDT

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Fabric softener is fucking useless! I mean come on who actually buys that shit! Is your skin that sensitive?
Harden the fuck up pussies. And those gad damned fucking dryer sheets! All they do is get in your fucking pants leg and fall out while your waking!
Fuck people! I'm all for fucking capitalism but fucking shitfire!

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It was a good post, until you brought the dryer sheets into the middle of this shit storm!

Posted: 10/22/2016 10:41:38 PM EDT

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Wimmenz use fabric softener to mark their territory.

Other chicks know a man is taken by smelling fabric softener on his clothes. They know a man wouldn't buy the stuff if he lives alone.

Posted: 10/22/2016 10:48:53 PM EDT

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I have to agree, fabric softener is pretty fucking pointless. I am also skeptical as to the efficacy of dryer sheets.

I think OP is on to something here, although if I had to guess I'd say that the detergents purchased nowadays are something of an all in one solution as opposed to yesteryear when detergent was basically soap and nothing more, so other discrete components were needed in order for your clothes to not feel like plywood after washing/drying... but that's just a guess.

Posted: 10/22/2016 10:51:49 PM EDT

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Fabric softener?

The fuck is this shit?

Toss it back to the old lady and tell her to chew slowly.

The fuck is this fabric softener shit? Broads have teeth for a reason.

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Posted: 10/22/2016 10:58:53 PM EDT

[#45]

Don't talk shit about Gain!

Posted: 10/22/2016 11:00:38 PM EDT

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This would have been a far better parody thread if it was about Miracle Whip vs that bullshit in a jar mayonnaise.

Posted: 10/22/2016 11:02:13 PM EDT

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I prefer nestling my jimmies in a nice soft nest of fuzzy flannel boxers, preferably still warm from the dryer.

YMMV

Posted: 10/22/2016 11:02:36 PM EDT

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I forgot fabric softener existed until now.

Posted: 10/22/2016 11:06:38 PM EDT

[#49]

top lel breh.

IBTL

the original thread was pretty

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Posted: 10/22/2016 11:06:56 PM EDT

[#50]

It gives you autism, I hear, but the gubmint is covering it up for the illuminati!

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