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6/26/2007 12:05:49 PM EDT
If you could go back in time and fight with the spartans, what would be your weapons load out for a squad of ten men?
6/26/2007 12:07:48 PM EDT
[#1]
6/26/2007 12:08:57 PM EDT
[#2]
Laser guns, like the storm troopers have.
6/26/2007 12:10:15 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
If you could go back in time and fight with the spartans, what would be your weapons load out for a squad of ten men?


10 pairs of running shoes, running shorts, Camelbaks and some sunblock.
6/26/2007 12:13:17 PM EDT
[#4]

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If you could go back in time and fight with the spartans, what would be your weapons load out for a squad of ten men?


Easy!

Davy Crocket!



Though I'd prefer the Jeep mounted version and the supporting squad
6/26/2007 12:16:48 PM EDT
[#5]
A mini-gun and the other 9 guys carrying ammo
6/26/2007 12:17:43 PM EDT
[#6]
Nuke. Orbit. Sure.
6/26/2007 12:19:18 PM EDT
[#7]
A few M4's, a few SAW's, 2 M24's or M21's, M203's and a shit load of grenades and claymores.  Ambush time!
6/26/2007 12:22:31 PM EDT
[#8]
I wonder how long until someone figures out that it does not matter what kind of hand held or even mounted modern weaponry you and your men have, if you don't have any shields against all of those arrows.
6/26/2007 12:22:43 PM EDT
[#9]

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If you could go back in time and fight with the spartans, what would be your weapons load out for a squad of ten men?


An anal chasity belt.
6/26/2007 12:23:58 PM EDT
[#10]
Phased plasma rifles, in the forty watt range.
6/26/2007 12:27:28 PM EDT
[#11]
10 10/22's with suppressors and 50 round mags.  20,000 22LR rounds on each man.

200,000 rounds of ammo.  Have some locals reload mags as needed while you fire.

Set up overwatch positions and snipe with head shots at the Persians.  Greek phalanx can hold the pass while you snipe at will.

200,000 potential kills for a 10 man squad would turn the battle.

6/26/2007 12:28:15 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
A few M4's, a few SAW's, 2 M24's or M21's, M203's and a shit load of grenades and claymores.  Ambush time!


Persian army numbers 250,000 men.  Going to run out of ammo long before you kill them all.
6/26/2007 12:30:15 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
I wonder how long until someone figures out that it does not matter what kind of hand held or even mounted modern weaponry you and your men have, if you don't have any shields against all of those arrows.



Damn arrows.

Hey OP, is it too late to change my answer?
6/26/2007 12:30:20 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you could go back in time and fight with the spartans, what would be your weapons load out for a squad of ten men?


An anal chasity belt.
6/26/2007 12:32:49 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you could go back in time and fight with the spartans, what would be your weapons load out for a squad of ten men?


An anal chasity belt.



6/26/2007 12:33:06 PM EDT
[#16]

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.. if you don't have any shields against all of those arrows.


Sheilds?  Who needs sheilds I'm sitting behind the next mountain over and launching mini cans of sunshine at their forces.  I figure 2 should do it.
6/26/2007 12:34:00 PM EDT
[#17]

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Persian army numbers 250,000 men.  Going to run out of ammo long before you kill them all.


Well i forgot to state the amount of ammo.  Oh and the M4's have bayonets too, lol.


Quoted:
I wonder how long until someone figures out that it does not matter what kind of hand held or even mounted modern weaponry you and your men have, if you don't have any shields against all of those arrows.


Distance is the key factor.  how far can an arrow travel?  more then 800 meters?  I dont think so.  
6/26/2007 12:34:54 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I wonder how long until someone figures out that it does not matter what kind of hand held or even mounted modern weaponry you and your men have, if you don't have any shields against all of those arrows.



Damn arrows.

Hey OP, is it too late to change my answer?


Just use those huge riot shields that the police use and you're good to go.

A light armored car would work wonders too!
6/26/2007 12:35:11 PM EDT
[#19]
10 A10's loaded with max FAE payload.
6/26/2007 12:35:11 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Phased plasma rifles, in the forty watt range.


1)  Best answer ever!

2)  North Korea?!!  Really?!!  I mean... North Korea?!!  
6/26/2007 12:36:23 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
.. if you don't have any shields against all of those arrows.


Sheilds?  Who needs sheilds I'm sitting behind the next mountain over and launching mini cans of sunshine at their forces.  I figure 2 should do it.


 
6/26/2007 12:37:44 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
.. if you don't have any shields against all of those arrows.


Sheilds?  Who needs sheilds I'm sitting behind the next mountain over and launching mini cans of sunshine at their forces.  I figure 2 should do it.


You've got the correct plan.
One to break contact. The other to finish them off.

6/26/2007 12:39:00 PM EDT
[#23]
6/26/2007 12:39:31 PM EDT
[#24]

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If you could go back in time and fight with the spartans, what would be your weapons load out for a squad of ten men?



Ten bulk packs of ANAL-EZE®

You do know that regular buttseks with his buddies and boys was part and parcel of a Spartan warriors life?
6/26/2007 12:43:09 PM EDT
[#26]

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You do know that regular buttseks with his buddies and boys was part and parcel of a Spatan warriors life?


Military necessity - they hadn't invented Ex-Lax yet.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
6/26/2007 12:44:13 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you could go back in time and fight with the spartans, what would be your weapons load out for a squad of ten men?



Ten bulk packs of ANAL-EZE®

You do know that regular buttseks with his buddies and boys was part and parcel of a Spatan warriors life?


Yeah but there stillbadass.
6/26/2007 12:45:30 PM EDT
[#28]

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Laser guns, like the storm troopers have.

Silly rabbit they use plasma not lasers.
6/26/2007 12:46:18 PM EDT
[#29]
Give us all GLOCK 18's, M4A1's, and SAWs.  

We might survive a bit longer than the Persians.  DAMN 250K conscripts is a lot.  
6/26/2007 12:49:23 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you could go back in time and fight with the spartans, what would be your weapons load out for a squad of ten men?



Ten bulk packs of ANAL-EZE®

You do know that regular buttseks with his buddies and boys was part and parcel of a Spatan warriors life?


Yeah but there stillbadass.



After a bunch of 250lb Greeks have spent the night pounding your ass you really are going to have a bad ass!

6/26/2007 12:49:42 PM EDT
[#31]
Rubbers and astrogilde.
6/26/2007 12:55:00 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
A few M4's, a few SAW's, 2 M24's or M21's, M203's and a shit load of grenades and claymores.  Ambush time!


Persian army numbers 250,000 men.  Going to run out of ammo long before you kill them all.



I don't think 50k guys are going to stick around to find out how 200k of their buddies got wipped out.
6/26/2007 12:55:53 PM EDT
[#33]
A group of 9 highschool kids to stand around and ask the Persians stupid questions whilst I ran and found a hiding place.
6/26/2007 12:56:13 PM EDT
[#34]
2 Dillon M134's, 2 M2's (for those armored elephants and such)
The rest will carry M14s and can push ammo carts.
6/26/2007 12:57:53 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you could go back in time and fight with the spartans, what would be your weapons load out for a squad of ten men?


An anal chasity belt.


6/26/2007 12:59:07 PM EDT
[#36]
10 M240Gs.

Heavy fuckers, but who cares. You're defending a line.

A wave of .308 will stop anything.
6/26/2007 1:10:35 PM EDT
[#37]
100 drunken midgets and a camcorder.
6/26/2007 1:27:21 PM EDT
[#38]
x2
6/26/2007 1:31:32 PM EDT
[#39]
Every man would have a pack mule. A pack mule can carry something like 300 pounds. Men in the field need logistical support, even in the ancient world. You don’t carry all your supplies on your back. 100 pounds or so of that would be devoted to food, tents and other essentials. That leaves about 200 pounds for stuff plus what a man can carry on his own back.

You need some claymores.
12x M16 A2 rifles. (Two spares plus some common spare parts.)
3,000 rounds of 5.56 per man.
1911 pistol with 100+ rounds per man.
An assortment of grenades, trip flares, illumination flares, etc.
Claymores, lots of claymores.
Binoculars
Two way radios
Stainless steel mesh “shark suits” for everyone.
Arrow proof helmets with face masks.


Remember, the Spartans were winning until they got flanked. So you don’t have to beat the entire army yourself. Just soften them up some and shut down that goat path.

Station about five men on that pass with the Phocians. Make sure the Phocians understand that the pass is going to get attacked and that they must defend it at all costs. Send out sentries and prepare defensive positions. Set up command detonated claymores. Also set up some trip flares to act as early warnings. The radios will keep the two groups in communication.

That leaves you five men to face the main attack. Your armor will stop the arrows without a problem. And you will have cover from your prepared positions. So, all you’ve got to do is start picking people off at 800 meters and keep shooting until they get within a hundred yards. Then fall back behind the Spartans and let them take the charge. You then get on a platform (you’ve prepared earlier) and shoot over the heads of the Spartans, aim for people who look important. You can also toss grenades into the Persian ranks.

The Persians will be facing weapons that seem magical. None of them will have ever heard anything as loud as the muzzle blast of the M16… until the grenades go off. You don’t have to kill all of the Persians to guarantee a Greek victory. Just scare them enough and they will run away.

Now, if you really want to do it right, get a boat with 40mm Bofors and destroy the Persian navy. Without naval support their army is dead.
6/26/2007 2:16:53 PM EDT
[#40]
Realistically?  How about 3 Abrams with resupply, and rearm...  Just drive back and forth, ignore the Crunchies.  Shoot the big critters.

Fantasy? Id take Godzilla as my whole crew.

Morcoth
6/26/2007 2:32:28 PM EDT
[#41]
Several guys on the line with flamethrowers.

Others higher ground with rifles, with lasers on them ideal would be to have the enemy see a dot then someone dies, demorlaize them quickly.  

Have a megaphone also to speak things to demoralize them
6/26/2007 2:47:11 PM EDT
[#42]
You guys think small arms could hold off 250k men?

Good for you!  
6/26/2007 2:49:21 PM EDT
[#43]

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You guys think small arms could hold off 250k men?

Good for you!  


You don't need to hold off 250,000 - you just need to break their will, and then they'll run.

A few mini-guns chopping the front lines into hamburger - from far beyond arrow range - would probably accomplish that
6/26/2007 3:01:00 PM EDT
[#44]

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A few mini-guns chopping the front lines into hamburger - from far beyond arrow range - would probably accomplish that


Personally I think a small nuke does a better job; and even it their spirit is not broken - their bodies will be.
6/26/2007 3:01:09 PM EDT
[#45]
Two things.

1) Nukes


2) Bio/chem weapons

 Either one.

Or both.
6/26/2007 3:02:59 PM EDT
[#46]
300 was a stupid movie.
6/26/2007 3:03:59 PM EDT
[#47]

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300 was a stupid movie.


Ok who let the bed wetting liberal in?
6/26/2007 3:04:26 PM EDT
[#48]
Soak the sand in that little canyon with pitch, and use flaming arrows and hot oil from the canyon's top. The spears added to this would be good enough.
Spears+Pitch+Hot Oil+Flaming Arrows= Persian Kabobs  
6/26/2007 3:04:32 PM EDT
[#49]

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300 was a stupid movie.

WHAT!

You sir obviously have not seen the movie and only speculate. Are you a Democrat?
6/26/2007 3:10:29 PM EDT
[#50]
A couple dozen of these or equivalant liquid cooled mg, with plenty of water and a shitload of ammo.


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