Posted: 12/23/2011 11:00:05 AM EDT
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1. Subject and verb always has to agree
2. Do not use a foreign term when there is an English quid pro quo 3. It behooves the writer to avoid archaic expressions 4. Do not use hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it effectively 5. Avoid cliches like the plague 6. Mixed metaphors are a pain in the neck and should be thrown out thewindow 7. Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct 8. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas 9. Consult a dictionery frequently to avoid mispelling 10. Don't be redundant 11. Don't repeat yourself or say what you have said before 12. Remember to never split an infinitive 13. The passive voice should not be used 14. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed 15. Don't use no double negatives 16. Proofread carefully to see if you have any words out 17. Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how other use them 18. Never use a long word when a diminutive word will suffice 19. Avoid colloquial stuff 20. Remember to finish what you..." |
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I warned you about grammar nazis, bro! I told you dog! |
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I warned you about grammar nazis, bro! I told you dog! fist Bunp! and ETA: It keeps happening.. |
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That looks like the bitch who broke my pinky finger in first grade 
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Woosh. Sound of joke passing by some arfcommers heads.  same thing happened on another forum.. first 8 posts critized the OP for being too picky.. Some were downright rude.. Then (just like here) someone had to inform the first posters it was humor.. Brian |
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Whom, givez an shit. I dont know why you would say such a thing i think good grammer and punctuation are very important and for you to not give a shit implies that you just dont care are you that uncaring about the demise of proper grammer and punctation on the internet |
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1. Subject and verb always has to agree 2. Do not use a foreign term when there is an English quid pro quo 3. It behooves the writer to avoid archaic expressions 4. Do not use hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it effectively 5. Avoid cliches like the plague 6. Mixed metaphors are a pain in the neck and should be thrown out thewindow 7. Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct 8. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas 9. Consult a dictionery frequently to avoid mispelling 10. Don't be redundant 11. Don't repeat yourself or say what you have said before 12. Remember to never split an infinitive 13. The passive voice should not be used 14. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed 15. Don't use no double negatives 16. Proofread carefully to see if you have any words out 17. Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how other use them 18. Never use a long word when a diminutive word will suffice 19. Avoid colloquial stuff 20. Remember to finish what you..." Everything you did there, I see it. 
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EEK! A penguin!  |
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1. Subject and verb always has to agree 2. Do not use a foreign term when there is an English quid pro quo 3. It behooves the writer to avoid archaic expressions 4. Do not use hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it effectively 5. Avoid cliches like the plague 6. Mixed metaphors are a pain in the neck and should be thrown out thewindow 7. Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct 8. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas 
9. Consult a dictionery frequently to avoid mispelling 10. Don't be redundant 11. Don't repeat yourself or say what you have said before 12. Remember to never split an infinitive 13. The passive voice should not be used 14. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed 15. Don't use no double negatives 16. Proofread carefully to see if you have any words out 17. Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how other use them 18. Never use a long word when a diminutive word will suffice 19. Avoid colloquial stuff 20. Remember to finish what you..." Worth repeating. Thank you for your kind guidance.  
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Quoted: Quoted: 1. Subject and verb always has to agree 2. Do not use a foreign term when there is an English quid pro quo 3. It behooves the writer to avoid archaic expressions 4. Do not use hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it effectively 5. Avoid cliches like the plague 6. Mixed metaphors are a pain in the neck and should be thrown out thewindow 7. Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct 8. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas 9. Consult a dictionery frequently to avoid mispelling 10. Don't be redundant 11. Don't repeat yourself or say what you have said before 12. Remember to never split an infinitive 13. The passive voice should not be used 14. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed 15. Don't use no double negatives 16. Proofread carefully to see if you have any words out 17. Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how other use them 18. Never use a long word when a diminutive word will suffice 19. Avoid colloquial stuff 20. Remember to finish what you..." Worth repeating. Thank you for your kind guidance. I'm sorry, I'm still seein' this:  |
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Whom, givez an shit. I dont know why you would say such a thing i think good grammer and punctuation are very important and for you to not give a shit implies that you just dont care are you that uncaring about the demise of proper grammer and punctation on the internet 
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