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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - If the Sig P320s Were Women Would You Marry One?

Posted: 7/31/2025 2:34:06 PM EDT

You have a 1 in 7 chance of severe physical injury with an intimate partner in the US. American wives are goddamn dangerous !

With a Sig P320 woman your chances of injury are much much lower. Let's say 200 out of 3.4 million.

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Posted: 7/31/2025 2:36:24 PM EDT

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Sometimes this place is weird.

Posted: 7/31/2025 2:38:02 PM EDT

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It's gotten tired and stupid with the Sig bullshit. And I don't even own a Sig

Posted: 7/31/2025 2:44:18 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2025 2:44:54 PM EDT

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You have a 1 in 7 chance of severe physical injury with an intimate partner in the US. American wives are goddamn dangerous !

With a Sig P320 woman your chances of injury are much much lower. Let's say 200 out of 3.4 million.

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I have a fuckload of knives and machetes just kinda laying around my place. I'm trying to pursue a latina at the moment. Am I doing something wrong? Should I be worried?

Posted: 7/31/2025 2:45:52 PM EDT

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What is up with these new 2025 accounts coming up with all the "not to be outdone" Sig threads? It makes me wonder if one or two people are behind multiple account names.

Posted: 7/31/2025 2:48:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2025 2:49:09 PM EDT

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The 320 will keep its shape, is silent most of the time, and is less likely to harm me.

Posted: 7/31/2025 3:43:56 PM EDT

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No, but it does wait around for me to use it whenever I want.

Posted: 7/31/2025 4:52:20 PM EDT

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JFC, Another useless P320 thread. Mods, please make it stop.

Posted: 7/31/2025 4:55:37 PM EDT

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We should have a P320 forum.

Right under the COVID forum.

Posted: 7/31/2025 5:01:50 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2025 5:03:41 PM EDT

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Voted yes because P320s are basically women.

Highly unpredictable, and if you forget it, or think otherwise: your funeral.

Posted: 7/31/2025 5:08:59 PM EDT

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My wife goes off randomly like the 320, so what's the difference?

99% of the time my bride is like my CZ TSO - a beautiful, optimized, perfect fit that compliments and completes me and is far better in every way than I can ever hope to be.

Posted: 7/31/2025 5:10:09 PM EDT

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Indeed!

Posted: 7/31/2025 5:14:56 PM EDT

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I bought a suit with two pairs of pants and shot a hole in the coat.
-Will Rogers...sort of

Posted: 7/31/2025 5:27:45 PM EDT

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What are the similarities between a Sig P320 and a woman ?

They can both go off prematurely.

Posted: 7/31/2025 5:45:12 PM EDT

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A simple poll with 2 options? Yes and No? Disappointed.

Posted: 7/31/2025 5:46:59 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2025 6:17:54 PM EDT

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Where is the “like” button?

Posted: 7/31/2025 6:34:27 PM EDT

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The women I marry are WAY more dangerous and expensive.

Posted: 7/31/2025 6:37:43 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2025 6:42:23 PM EDT

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It was bad enough that the first wife stabbed me, I don't need to add getting shot to the list.

Posted: 7/31/2025 6:45:36 PM EDT

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if i was in a bind and really horney, but i aint taken that whore to meet the family

Posted: 7/31/2025 6:46:17 PM EDT

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I think your odds would be better with a 320 than the average woman.

Posted: 7/31/2025 6:46:58 PM EDT

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I depends if I’m a werewolf or a unicorn

Posted: 7/31/2025 6:50:19 PM EDT

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Maybe you shouldn't have made her a knife?

Posted: 7/31/2025 6:55:14 PM EDT

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Do I think a P320 has a more likely chance of shooting me than my wife? Dang, that's a tough one.

Posted: 7/31/2025 7:00:50 PM EDT

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LOL, she used an ice pick. It happened before I got into knife making.

Posted: 7/31/2025 7:02:48 PM EDT

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If a P320 were your sister I'd finger it.

Posted: 7/31/2025 7:04:12 PM EDT

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Jeez OP, have you ever not started a weird thread in your short time here?

Posted: 7/31/2025 7:07:07 PM EDT

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Give him a break, we're short 320 threads at the moment.

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