you have got to check out the line on this Gal at the Chigaco Sun Times www.sierratimes.com/02/04/25/arjb042502.htm
I will admit I took some creative license and had a little fun with this
She'll have to "deal with it" or "just Get over it "
Here was my contribution and editorial comment,
Since you have expressed a keen interest in free giveaways, I thought I would let you know about another one I have heard of..
It is for a free commode... all you have to do is this: upon receipt and installation stick in your head - see how many bubbles you can blow, and flush Real Hard !!! I have heard said that this is an excellent cure for those whom may be suffering from opticrectalitus
have a great day - unless you choose to do otherwise
you ought to post this in the general discussion forum too. It will probably get more exposure there. I'm going to draft my response as soon as I finish. Thanks for the heads up!