HEEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAAAACK!
My dearest Mr. KofiAnnan;
Actually these Airsoft replicas are perfect for training future "Blue Helmets"! Seeing as how the U.N. doesn't have a basic training program, I propose that you:
1. Have a general counsel meeting pertaining to the declining ability of the U.N. to field effective forces around the globe.
2.Propose that all future U.N. forces be armed with quality "Airsoft" style weaponry to minimalize the pain and suffering of those who come in contact with the force of the U.N.
3. Propose a world-wide program called, "You Swap Yours For Mine!", where the armed forces of the world turn in their real firearms for Airsoft replicas, and bullets for BB's.
After all that, then you can come and see me!