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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Israeli Chicks (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 3/29/2003 3:01:18 PM EDT
Kinda makes you want to join the Israeli Airborne, huh! Just look at those M16 Carbines!! 
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| While in Isreal back in the 80's after spending several months underwater serving uncle sam, I sat on the beach ogling a good looking young lady in a black string bikini laying on the beach catching some rays. When she got up, she wrapped the towel around her waist and shouldered the galil she was laying on. I thought I had died and gone to heaven, especially when she smiled at me and said Hello. |
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Quoted: if i'm not mistaken (and NO i am not saying she's hot..!) but i believe that dr. ruth (that old sex-therapist chick) was an israeli sniper Dr Ruth did serve in the IDF during Israel's War of Independance, but she was not a sniper. According to an interview I saw w/her some time back, she did see combat though. The sniper thing may have come about because she did talk about having having popped an Arab or two at a couple of hundred meters---which would have been pretty good considering that all they had in 1948 was a bunch of beat up Lee Enfields, and a few Mauser imports from the Czechs, most of which were pretty "bottom of the barrel" pieces [:D] Re the gals in the pics, they're not actually the best of the bunch. It's only the ugly ones who go into the Army. The really pretty ones go into show biz and go out to entertain the troops; like our USO. How do I know? Cause my wife was a young actress with the Haifa State Theater Company in 1973, and that's what they did[:D] |
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Quoted: Quoted: if i'm not mistaken (and NO i am not saying she's hot..!) but i believe that dr. ruth (that old sex-therapist chick) was an israeli sniper Dr Ruth did serve in the IDF during Israel's War of Independance, but she was not a sniper. According to an interview I saw w/her some time back, she did see combat though. The sniper thing may have come about because she did talk about having having popped an Arab or two at a couple of hundred meters---which would have been pretty good considering that all they had in 1948 was a bunch of beat up Lee Enfields, and a few Mauser imports from the Czechs, most of which were pretty "bottom of the barrel" pieces [:D] Re the gals in the pics, they're not actually the best of the bunch. It's only the ugly ones who go into the Army. The really pretty ones go into show biz and go out to entertain the troops; like our USO. How do I know? Cause my wife was a young actress with the Haifa State Theater Company in 1973, and that's what they did[:D] Thought she worked at a sperm bank but,got fired for drinking on the JOB... |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: if i'm not mistaken (and NO i am not saying she's hot..!) but i believe that dr. ruth (that old sex-therapist chick) was an israeli sniper Dr Ruth did serve in the IDF during Israel's War of Independance, but she was not a sniper. According to an interview I saw w/her some time back, she did see combat though. The sniper thing may have come about because she did talk about having having popped an Arab or two at a couple of hundred meters---which would have been pretty good considering that all they had in 1948 was a bunch of beat up Lee Enfields, and a few Mauser imports from the Czechs, most of which were pretty "bottom of the barrel" pieces [:D] Re the gals in the pics, they're not actually the best of the bunch. It's only the ugly ones who go into the Army. The really pretty ones go into show biz and go out to entertain the troops; like our USO. How do I know? Cause my wife was a young actress with the Haifa State Theater Company in 1973, and that's what they did[:D] Thought she worked at a sperm bank but,got fired for drinking on the JOB... I'm going to assume you're talking about Dr Ruth, and not my wife[:D] |
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Quoted: When I think of Jewish women, I always think of a shrivelled up prune. No offense intended, but it's what I think of. (Bad experience) So, prunes with guns don't do much for this guy. [LOLabove] I had a Jewish girlfriend... Now I understand the chant, "Never again!Never again!" [;)] |
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Quoted: Quoted: When I think of Jewish women, I always think of a shrivelled up prune. No offense intended, but it's what I think of. (Bad experience) So, prunes with guns don't do much for this guy. [LOLabove] I had a Jewish girlfriend... Now I understand the chant, "Never again!Never again!" [;)] I had a non Jewish wife for ten years. Now I know what "screwed to the wall" (financially) means.[;D] Moral of the story---if you want to get into ethnic insults, that knife cuts both ways. |
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Quoted: I guess you guys haven't met a good ol' American female who enjoys her ar's yet...until now Welcome roadkill, but your going to have a hard time keeping up to the infamous TT. She's young, hot, intelligent, educated and knows how to keep us horny bastards in place! |
| I don't know TT yet but I think I found a post of hers...and, trust me, horny guys with guns are easily subdued [:D] As for the hot part...I guess I could compete...do know I've left people stammering when they see me in camos with a gun...don't know if its the gun or me that stuns 'em. |
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Quoted: I don't know TT yet but I think I found a post of hers...and, trust me, horny guys with guns are easily subdued As for the hot part...I guess I could compete...do know I've left people stammering when they see me in camos with a gun...don't know if its the gun or me that stuns 'em You THINK you found it???? Are you in the military Roadkill? If not, why would you wear camo to shoot a gun?[>:/] |
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Quoted: I don't know TT yet but I think I found a post of hers...and, trust me, horny guys with guns are easily subdued [:D] As for the hot part...I guess I could compete...do know I've left people stammering when they see me in camos with a gun...don't know if its the gun or me that stuns 'em. Welcome roadkill! Don't worry, I am not on this board with the hopes of subduing any men! I prefer my men (man) alive and kicking, not subdued. And I dont compete with anyone for anything. That said, knowledgeable people willing to share information are in abundance. You won't lack for expertise on this forum. My 16 page thread is abundantly full of great information if you take the time to read it. With the assistance of many people it has stayed on topic and offers a new-comer tremendous information on the black rifle we all are here to discuss and learn about. Welcome to the site! [:)] TT [coffee] |
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