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[#1]
Made out of BPA free chinesium?

All it needs is a compass in the tail and you’re set!
ProTip: Never pick a fight with a tree planter. He swings a hoedad for 9 hours a day, carries 30-40 pounds of seedlings on his back, and has 12-14 friends just like him hiding out on the other side of the junk butt pile. They will fuck your shit up.
3/18/2026 9:55:29 AM EDT
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"Designed in USA"  

That's a new one.  I don't think the statement conveys the meaning they think it does.

It is pretty cool.  How much?
9 lives - 9 pellets... Coincidence?
3/18/2026 9:56:31 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FredMan:
Made out of BPA free chinesium?

All it needs is a compass in the tail and you’re set!
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It's still missing the fishing line and signaling mirror.
History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which Trump is always right.

Modern life is one steep, perpetual tax on the mathematically impaired
3/18/2026 10:17:01 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ske714:
"Designed in USA"  

That's a new one.  I don't think the statement conveys the meaning they think it does.

It is pretty cool.  How much?
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Similar to Yeti:  “Designed in TX”…made in…?
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3/18/2026 10:32:49 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:


It's still missing the fishing line and signaling mirror.
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By FredMan:
Made out of BPA free chinesium?

All it needs is a compass in the tail and you’re set!


It's still missing the fishing line and signaling mirror.


Signaling mirror is so 1980. Every piece of gear must have a SOS strobe light or you will die.
"I said,'I don't know how to vomit softly.' That's like telling someone to shit perfume."
3/18/2026 4:22:10 PM EDT
[#6]
@ske714
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3/18/2026 4:26:15 PM EDT
[#7]
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:


It's still missing the fishing line and signaling mirror.
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Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By FredMan:
Made out of BPA free chinesium?

All it needs is a compass in the tail and you’re set!


It's still missing the fishing line and signaling mirror.


It’s got a lanyard hole so I’m attaching 150 feet of paracord and a carabiner to it
3/18/2026 11:36:50 PM EDT
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Sporks are just a no-go for me.

They are nearly useless as a fork, and my pots scald way too easily when I cook with them.  The slightly broader contact surface of a spoon makes a huge difference in keeping scalding at the bottom of the pot under control when stirring.

Front country - no reason not to have proper spoons, forks and knives.
Backcountry - I just bring a single spoon;
3/19/2026 5:54:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: parrisisland1978][Edited] [#9]
They are an item to put in the “whatever weird situation” gear in my vehicles, and I just like neat gear things ideas to check out and try.
I also like that it’s all 3 utensils and another redundant ferro rod that could be used for anything from a roadside meal stop to an overnight motel stay.
My for real for real utensils are a whole different thread subject.
3/19/2026 7:27:56 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ske714:
"Designed in USA"  

That's a new one.  I don't think the statement conveys the meaning they think it does.

It is pretty cool.  How much?
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You either don't pay attention or don't surf much.  That's everywhere.


That front end will end up in your Mtn House pouch.
I love a good double entendre.
3/19/2026 8:37:02 AM EDT
[#11]
"Please mr mugger let me just eat my MRE before you shoot me... I'll just use my spork here..."

*SHINK*
"GAHHHH , BLUG BLUG *deathrattle*"



LOL
3/22/2026 9:40:49 PM EDT
[#12]
Got these as swag at SHOT.

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3/25/2026 9:14:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By migradog:
Got these as swag at SHOT.

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That looks eminently more practical as well.

And it may be the first spork design I've seen that seem to have any utility. Though I think that would still be better just as a spoon, those fork tines look like they can actually do fork work.
History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which Trump is always right.

Modern life is one steep, perpetual tax on the mathematically impaired
3/25/2026 10:13:25 AM EDT
[#14]
Will a stainless blade spark a ferro rod?
3/26/2026 9:30:01 AM EDT
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Yes.
The first thing I did was try it.
The second thing was using the spork and knife to cut up and eat a thick steak and asparagus spears.
It passed both tests.
3/27/2026 9:14:00 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By L_JE:
Sporks are just a no-go for me.

They are nearly useless as a fork, and my pots scald way too easily when I cook with them.  The slightly broader contact surface of a spoon makes a huge difference in keeping scalding at the bottom of the pot under control when stirring.
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Get both.    (This kind is actually very useful.)

3/27/2026 10:01:42 AM EDT
[#17]
Where is the concertina wire cutter attachment?

I just carry a spoon.  From the kitchen drawer.  I already have a knife.
3/27/2026 4:19:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheLineIsReady:

Get both.    (This kind is actually very useful.)

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Originally Posted By TheLineIsReady:
Originally Posted By L_JE:
Sporks are just a no-go for me.

They are nearly useless as a fork, and my pots scald way too easily when I cook with them.  The slightly broader contact surface of a spoon makes a huge difference in keeping scalding at the bottom of the pot under control when stirring.

Get both.    (This kind is actually very useful.)

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71UNujeh8LL._AC_AIweblab1006854,T4_FMavif_SF1050,1050_PQ64_.jpg?aicid=detailPage-mediaBlock
That's probably a better way to go.  My reservation, though, is the length.  As tidy as it may be to have something that fits inside the pot when stowed, I tend to suffer from it when in use, so I go with a spoon that noticeably longer than the pot, even though it means I have to store it outside of the pot/stove/fuel rig.

I think I once spent a week eating off of one of these, because I had left my spoon back at the car.  It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.  Fortunately, I had the stainless one like what's in the middle, and I think it worked out better than some of the other designs.


3/31/2026 3:38:43 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheLineIsReady:

Get both.    (This kind is actually very useful.)

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71UNujeh8LL._AC_AIweblab1006854,T4_FMavif_SF1050,1050_PQ64_.jpg?aicid=detailPage-mediaBlock
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I have the plastic versions of these. I may have used them inside a Medieval Times once. I was fortunate to pick them up in a church yard sale for 50 cents a 2 pack.
3/31/2026 6:05:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Gucci Noveske/American Kami “recycled aerospace titanium” spork that is cool af vs the spoon that goes on 99% of trips now.

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3/31/2026 8:23:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bkpkr:
Gucci Noveske/American Kami “recycled aerospace titanium” spork that is cool af vs the spoon that goes on 99% of trips now.

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[thinks to himself .... "Hmmmph.  314?  I think I have a photo of this very same spoon spork sporkopenerwrench."]

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4/1/2026 6:56:15 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By L_JE:


[thinks to himself .... "Hmmmph.  314?  I think I have a photo of this very same spoon spork sporkopenerwrench."]

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/203937/_DSC7837Az_-_1024_jpg-3739288.JPG

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Originally Posted By L_JE:
Originally Posted By bkpkr:
Gucci Noveske/American Kami “recycled aerospace titanium” spork that is cool af vs the spoon that goes on 99% of trips now.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/125849/IMG_0072_jpeg-3739213.JPG


[thinks to himself .... "Hmmmph.  314?  I think I have a photo of this very same spoon spork sporkopenerwrench."]

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/203937/_DSC7837Az_-_1024_jpg-3739288.JPG



Good times. 9 years ago.
4/1/2026 7:38:52 PM EDT
[#23]
Good'ol spork.
Had one years ago when I was a teen.

Since then, I've just carried an old onieda spoon & fork in the mess kit in my pack.
4/21/2026 1:13:56 PM EDT
[#24]
Spork. When you're just too tired to carry a spoon AND a fork.
4/21/2026 1:52:40 PM EDT
[#25]
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Originally Posted By FredMan:
Made out of BPA free chinesium?

All it needs is a compass in the tail and you’re set!
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You missed that it has no serrated knife back to saw your way out of a downed helicopter...

It's your funeral man ...

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BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT SHOUTING "HOLY $H!T...WHAT A RIDE"!!

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