Posted: 9/11/2022 1:44:45 PM EDT
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Am I being too picky? or did Esstac give me some shit patterns? "The year is 2032, OP is innawoods. He is retreating from the 42nd Fudd regiment, after his company attempted a raid on their stockpile of sporterized Mosins. He was the only survivor, after the rest of his team succumbed to snares and Tannerite. This is his story. After running for what seemed like hours, OP took a resting spot behind a felled tree. Catching his breath, he reaches into his helmet to find the picture of his waifu pillow, that he loves so dearly. He holds it close to his lips, and says “I’ll be home soon, honey”. It is a nice fall evening. The sun is slowly setting through the cedar. OP thinks back on his fallen comrades, knowing they will never get a proper burial. He decides to push onward. Walking slowly through the thick brush, hoping to not be spotted by the Fudds. He glances back every so often, scanning the thicket for a hunter orange Fudd uniform. He realizes he only has one mag left, and decides to top of his rifle. He decides to take another pit stop for a snack. He buries himself in a large bush, and reaches into his 3rd mag pocket of his Crye JPC, where he stores a snickers bar. He feels he will hunker down here for the time being, as he is well camouflaged. Suddenly, he hears a voice coming from the direction he ran from. “Randall! You see that?” one of the Fudds calls out. “Jimmy you know I ain’t been able to see shit since Korea.” Another responds. OP quickly turns his head to see a Fudd pointing his 30-06 directly at him. He reaches for his rifle, but it is too late. The round had already torn it’s path straight through OP’s thigh. Another shot rings out, this time missing. OP starts shooting back in the direction of the Fudds, hitting one in the arm, and the other in the head. OP limps over to the Injured Fudd, and before he can say anything, puts a bullet between his eyes. He looks down to realize he is standing in a pool of blood. The bullet had caught an artery. He scans his kit for a tourniquet, but realizes he used his on a squad member earlier. Stumbling, he falls to the ground. He lies there, wondering how they ever spotted him. Then, he looks down at his wound. The bullet had gone clean through his Esstac mag pouch, which he had complained about on Reddit for not being concealed enough, as there was slightly more tan than green on it. He looks up to the sky, thinking about his body pillow, utters one last “fuck”, and dies."  |
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You ever notice that no one says "don't judge me" when they've done something positive? - gearjammer351
Do it. GD needs entertainment. Your misery will amuse us. - Cypselus
You ever notice that no one says "don't judge me" when they've done something positive? - gearjammer351
Do it. GD needs entertainment. Your misery will amuse us. - Cypselus
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Originally Posted By EsstacCPH:  Bro if you are on/know how to use Reddit, get me the guy who wrote that's email if you can. That's award winning stuff right there. https://www.reddit.com/u/Most-Brain-3914/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf |
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Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen"
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Originally Posted By Libertas: That's hilarious But seriously, that is a shit pattern  Have Stuart call me  I got these crappy M81 pants from the gubment. Pattern was trash, I was mad as shit. I went out and actually USED them, crazy concept for sure. I only got 3 likes on the gram, but they did work in the actual environment. Batshit crazy. My gun got dirty too   |
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Originally Posted By EsstacCPH: I got these crappy M81 pants from the gubment. Pattern was trash, I was mad as shit. I went out and actually USED them, crazy concept for sure. I only got 3 likes on the gram, but they did work in the actual environment. Batshit crazy. My gun got dirty too https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/548253/1A1AAD3C-7632-4E39-97D4-3FC9D27FBA94-2523134.jpg I'm rocking the same shoes right now |
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Originally Posted By M1Lou: lol, I love that story. It's in the vein of the "Jus as gud" story. My thoughts exactly Attached File |
| As a new user to Reddit, I’ve quickly become aware of how much of a shithole that place is. God forbid if you post anything conservative on the site and then the FSA votes the comment down, you are then forbidden to post at all. Lol. I get that it’s supposed to remove trolls, but every progressive post gets upvoted with the opposite for conservative ideologies. |
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Originally Posted By Caniac_Nation: As a new user to Reddit, I’ve quickly become aware of how much of a shithole that place is. God forbid if you post anything conservative on the site and then the FSA votes the comment down, you are then forbidden to post at all. Lol. I get that it’s supposed to remove trolls, but every progressive post gets upvoted with the opposite for conservative ideologies. Avoid all main subreddits. |
