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2/11/2022 5:46:30 PM EDT
Do y'all make a shooters belt that would fit a hippopotamus?

Asking for a friend....


I am that friend...
2/11/2022 6:01:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: RABactual][Edited] [#1]
@Matt-Foley, maybe you should stop being fat. Have you tried that yet?
2/11/2022 6:08:28 PM EDT
[#2]
Depending on how fat is fat, I've found the Uncle Mike's belts work about as well as the Wilderness Instructor Belts I used to wear
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B0016AVW5U
You must play the game. You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit the game.
2/11/2022 6:23:30 PM EDT
[#3]
I bet $PTON is a having a sale.
2/11/2022 6:29:12 PM EDT
[#4]
I’m kind of fat and have two Esstac belts.  They’re great.  What waist size we talking about?
2/11/2022 6:46:51 PM EDT
[#5]
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Originally Posted By Wags:
I’m kind of fat and have two Esstac belts.  They’re great.  What waist size we talking about?
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I told him to take a tape measure to the zoo and get measurements from the hippo in question, but he wasn’t interested in trying that. 😂
2/11/2022 6:48:43 PM EDT
[#6]
Also, as I thought about how to spell “hippopotamus” all I could think was “Hip.. Hiphop… Hiphopanonymous?”
2/11/2022 7:34:50 PM EDT
[#7]
@Matt-Foley get your fat DMX looking ass out of my forum!
2/11/2022 9:52:23 PM EDT
[#8]
You wont be able to afford a belt when I win that $100 from you in this weight loss challenge!

But I will add it to my night vision fund!!
2/12/2022 12:05:54 AM EDT
[#9]
Harsh words from a dude that was drinking ranch straight from the bottle. 😂

@EsstacCPH, throw @Caseyk89 out too!
2/12/2022 11:36:06 AM EDT
[#10]
I feel like the Ft Chaffee short bus just pulled up in our forum.

You guys don’t let MC leave any dead hookers in here.
2/12/2022 11:45:06 AM EDT
[#11]
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Originally Posted By EsstacCPH:
I feel like the Ft Chaffee short bus just pulled up in our forum.

You guys don’t let MC leave any dead hookers in here.
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accurate…
2/12/2022 11:47:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: RABactual][Edited] [#12]
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Originally Posted By EsstacCPH:
I feel like the Ft Chaffee short bus just pulled up in our forum.
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@NationalTreasure is the only one qualified to drive that bus tbh.
2/12/2022 11:54:50 AM EDT
[#13]
@GrafSpee, get in here and keep your crew in line!
2/12/2022 12:21:57 PM EDT
[#14]
Don’t rope me into this! Y’all are on your own whilst I’m on vacation!
2/12/2022 12:55:37 PM EDT
[#15]
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Originally Posted By RABactual:


@NationalTreasure is the only one qualified to drive that bus tbh.
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Originally Posted By RABactual:
Originally Posted By EsstacCPH:
I feel like the Ft Chaffee short bus just pulled up in our forum.


@NationalTreasure is the only one qualified to drive that bus tbh.


That’s just cause none of y’all youngins are worth a shit behind the wheel. Hehe.
2/12/2022 1:20:20 PM EDT
[#16]
SILVER ALERT, SILVER ALERT

Be on the lookout for a senior citizen driving a Ford Truck, Texas license plate number ILUV69

END SILVER ALERT
2/12/2022 1:29:27 PM EDT
[#17]
I’m sure big & tall sells a tactical fanny pack that would work GREATTT for ya buddy. @Matt-Foley
2/12/2022 1:38:43 PM EDT
[#18]
@NationalTreasure I’m surprised they let you have your phone in the nursing home.
2/12/2022 1:47:50 PM EDT
[#19]
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Originally Posted By EsstacCPH:
SILVER ALERT, SILVER ALERT

Be on the lookout for a senior citizen driving a Ford Truck, Texas license plate number ILUV69

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@NationalTreasure, that’s two silver alerts for you in two days! 😂😂😂
2/12/2022 1:48:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: RABactual][Edited] [#20]
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Originally Posted By PigMafia97:
@NationalTreasure I’m surprised they let you have your phone in the nursing home.
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Bro I’m dead! 💀💀💀
3/3/2022 10:12:23 PM EDT
[#21]
Originally Posted By Matt-Foley:
Do y'all make a shooters belt that would fit a hippopotamus?

Asking for a friend....


I am that friend...
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Try getting two or three larges and clipping them together?
Or stop being fat like rabactual suggested.
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
3/14/2022 2:14:59 PM EDT
[#22]
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Originally Posted By ORjeepguy:


Try getting two or three larges and clipping them together?
Or stop being fat like rabactual suggested.
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Bro you are my freaking hero right now!
3/15/2022 3:44:56 PM EDT
[#23]
Man talk about a gating community here.
4/13/2022 7:30:20 AM EDT
[#24]
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Originally Posted By Gunkas:
Man talk about a gating community here.
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What’s a gating community?
6PackClub
NoSpewCrew
4/13/2022 4:38:08 PM EDT
[#25]
Chased poor Mat Foley all the way back to the river.
"God Bless America"
Let's Go Brandon!!

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