Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM

Why do you Cola Warrior? (Page 1 of 2)

Previous Page
/ 2
Next Page
2/18/2021 11:03:57 PM EDT
I don't do it to necessarily win. I do it to improve myself. Do better than before. Try harder than the last event. Meet awesome people and see the awesome people I have already made friends of.

I love our sponsors. The prizes are great. But I don't need any of that. I need the camaraderie and good times. The party booms and great food. Heckling and despair.
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
2/18/2021 11:05:14 PM EDT
[#1]
Because I always run full speed into terrible ideas.
This too shall pass
2/18/2021 11:11:39 PM EDT
[#2]
My wife beats me if I don't
"Byte My Shiny Metal Brass"
2/18/2021 11:19:37 PM EDT
[#3]
I thought it looked like fun, so I went to a regional event.
I’ve met some of the most friendly and respectable people on the continent and made lifelong friends.

We don’t ask why we chug, we simply consume 72oz for those that cannot.
Thanks p2tharizo! Pourin' Sierra Mist fo my homies.
2/18/2021 11:20:56 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote History
Originally Posted By BMSMB:
My wife beats me if I don't
View Quote

She sounds horrible
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
2/18/2021 11:22:54 PM EDT
[#5]
Because it’s awesome, and Cola Warriors are awesome.
Cola Warriors are best warriors!
2/18/2021 11:27:51 PM EDT
[#6]
To make everyone else look good
2/18/2021 11:35:30 PM EDT
[#7]
I enjoy self inflicted human suffering.

Especially my own.
COOTIES RAT SEMON
2/18/2021 11:47:48 PM EDT
[#8]
Cool stickers and T-shirts.
2/19/2021 12:09:21 AM EDT
[#9]
Because I dont know any different.
perfectsilence:
Poverty Pony Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit.
2/19/2021 12:17:30 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote History
Originally Posted By nvgeologist:
I enjoy self inflicted human suffering.

Especially my own.
View Quote

I also enjoy your suffering.
If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.

Award: Most likely to have polarity issues 24/365

Lack of respect, wrong attitude, failure to obey authority.
2/19/2021 12:39:24 AM EDT
[#11]
I'm just in it for the free stuff and mountain dew
Some people think I'm over-prepared, paranoid, maybe even a little crazy. But they never met any Precambrian lifeforms, did they.

Proud supporter of Team Ranstad

Survivor: Arfbortion 2016

Arfcom Callsign: Slingshot
2/19/2021 1:15:26 AM EDT
[#12]
I went to my first event for a couple reasons. I had seen RustedAce’s threads for cw1 and 2 and thought they looked like a fun time. By the time cw3 came around, I was able to make the scheduling work. It was a good chance for me to step out of my comfort zone and meet new people. I had never been to Mississippi before, and the thought of a road trip sounded pretty enticing. A bonus to all this was all the great people I’ve met and friends I’ve made. I don’t Cola Warrior for prizes. I do it to catch up with my friends, and for the misery of it all.
Cola Warriors are best warriors!
2/19/2021 1:55:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Inspector2211][Edited] [#13]
I do it to make sure no one else comes in 18th place...
24/365's Gadget

"NODs are awesome. They're like a super power you can buy." - Tweeter
2/19/2021 2:00:51 AM EDT
[#14]
Something's got to keep me from being fat and lazy
2/19/2021 2:02:31 AM EDT
[#15]
Because apart from improving myself, you people are very good to know.
"Nil desperandum, -- Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it." - Samuel Adams
2/19/2021 2:13:55 AM EDT
[#16]
Meeting the best people. Constant improvement and competitiveness. Enjoy watching others do their best, learn and improve. Observing someone realize an AHA! moment and the pieces click into place.
I wouldn't say I'm a gun nut... but I'd consider extreme enthusiast.
2/19/2021 2:19:26 AM EDT
[#17]
I'm in it for the dude's.



Specifically, meeting new friends, hanging out with the old ones, and giving my son a chance to do guy stuff.
Cheesebeast: Throw in a few pics of the driveway too, please. Nothing gets me friskier than good drainage.

SiVisPacem:That's gayer than a Brony using a shotgun for HD.

I wouldn't know: Nightvision turns gunfights into shootings
2/19/2021 4:40:01 AM EDT
[#18]
The people... and the food at East is awesome.
Because you'd be in jail. -- DJT
2/19/2021 8:54:00 AM EDT
[#19]
came for the shooting event, stayed for the people.

people at work aren't fun, and don't understand.
2/19/2021 9:31:30 AM EDT
[#20]
Peer pressure from @johnnypantz got me to my first one
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. - Friedrich Nietzsche

I've stayed relatively employed most of my adult life. That should count as miracle #1 - Wandering_Moses
2/19/2021 11:48:41 AM EDT
[#21]
Great people mainly. I also enjoy the competition and training to not be fat/or to stop suckIng.
I really like meeting the sponsors in person which goes back to the great people comment...
2/19/2021 4:12:41 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote History
Originally Posted By BMSMB:
My wife beats me if I don't
View Quote


I think your wife beats you at it
2/19/2021 4:13:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote History
Originally Posted By ORjeepguy:

She sounds horrible
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Originally Posted By ORjeepguy:
Originally Posted By BMSMB:
My wife beats me if I don't

She sounds horrible


Y'all are so nice to me
2/19/2021 4:13:30 PM EDT
[#24]
Originally because people I like said it was awesome, but now I want to keep going because it feels like a separate, cooler world that I can be a part of for a few days... like an alternative existence in which you can push yourself to perform under slightly adverse conditions, relax in a remote and austere valley far from the real world, and break bread with some very interesting, cool, freedom-minded people, and make new friends.  You become part of something secret, a club you had to earn the right to be a part of with an amusing initiation.

Attached File


Also, the gay stunts.
2/19/2021 4:17:05 PM EDT
[#25]
I enjoy watching people suffer.  
Be heard now or be in the herd later.

The voice in your head is a liar.

Cola-warrior.com. Spring is coming.

Winner of the Great Shop War of 2014.

Winner of Cola Warrior 5.
2/19/2021 4:20:53 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote History
Originally Posted By Splat2013:


I think your wife beats you at it
View Quote

Someone needs to bring home the privilege!
"Byte My Shiny Metal Brass"
2/19/2021 7:37:05 PM EDT
[#27]
I had seen Rusted's thread about CW2 and was deployed for CW3 so I couldn't make that one.  I finally got to go to CW4 as a standby, and got to run.  I considered myself a decent shot and in decent shape but wanted something to actually test myself in my older age.  CW4 was just that, just you against the penalties.  I did alright for not really knowing what I was getting into.  As they say Harsh but Fair.  Not to mention I got to meet up with some of the fine folks I had been chatting with on here for some time.  Wasn't about the prizes and still isn't for me.  Just trying to do better than the last time and catch up with some fine folks.
I lock my doors at night. Not because I hate those outside, but I love the ones inside.
Team Ranstad - The Fantastic Bastards
Larueminati
Tennessee Squire
2/19/2021 10:32:30 PM EDT
[#28]
Most people don't know what they are capable of.

Some know what they are capable of at their best.

I wanted to know what I was capable of near my worst.
Who owns your mind? Who owns your body?
The answer embodies the principle by which you should live your life.
2/20/2021 12:43:04 AM EDT
[#29]
I do it for the puppies
Attached File
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
2/20/2021 1:06:31 AM EDT
[#30]
I wanted to be on another government watchlist
Avatar by NorthPolar
2/20/2021 1:09:45 AM EDT
[#31]
I do it to goof off with fun people
2/20/2021 8:10:54 AM EDT
[#32]
Because someone promised me it would be fun.
First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire.-Roland Deschain, of Gilead
2/20/2021 10:22:12 AM EDT
[#33]
Because I suck at golf.
Father Jesus said a medical problem caused the erection.
2/20/2021 10:46:36 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote History
Originally Posted By RolandDeschain:
Because someone promised me it would be fun.
View Quote


I didn't lie, I just left out the part about the cult.
This too shall pass
2/20/2021 3:06:46 PM EDT
[#35]
I honestly don't know why TF I do it.  Seriously.  WTF is wrong with me.  WTF is wrong with these people.
2/20/2021 7:59:33 PM EDT
[#36]
I wanted to see what it was all about. My first one was CW 2
RIP Jeff Reed. Tennessee Squire, Ga. Carry member, NRA,Non-puking 72 ounce drinker 2 of 6 Norcal call sign, Forgotten.
2/21/2021 2:30:33 PM EDT
[#37]
Clan McGregor whispered in my ear "Go do it Laddie. It'll be a hoot."  




You know what? They were right.
FNRA. FWLP. FCC. FMH.
2/21/2021 3:04:45 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote History
Originally Posted By phurba:

I also enjoy your suffering.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Originally Posted By phurba:
Originally Posted By nvgeologist:
I enjoy self inflicted human suffering.

Especially my own.

I also enjoy your suffering.


Girl, same
2/21/2021 6:14:42 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote History
Originally Posted By southerncross:


I didn't lie, I just left out the part about the cult.
View Quote


Not a cult.
I lock my doors at night. Not because I hate those outside, but I love the ones inside.
Team Ranstad - The Fantastic Bastards
Larueminati
Tennessee Squire
2/22/2021 1:12:59 AM EDT
[#40]
2/22/2021 1:43:08 AM EDT
[#41]
I was making a lot of other bad choices at the time and meeting some random armed people from the internet in a swamp seemed like a good idea.
"Liberty not only means that the individual has both the opportunity and the burden of choice; it also means that he must bear the consequences of his actions and will receive praise or blame for them." -Hayek
2/23/2021 9:30:24 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote History
Originally Posted By AKengineer:
I was making a lot of other bad choices at the time and meeting some random armed people from the internet in a swamp seemed like a good idea.
View Quote


I think we'll keep you. You know, for the "not a cult" thing.
This too shall pass
2/24/2021 11:02:24 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote History
Originally Posted By coyotlgw:
Originally because people I like said it was awesome, but now I want to keep going because it feels like a separate, cooler world that I can be a part of for a few days... like an alternative existence in which you can push yourself to perform under slightly adverse conditions, relax in a remote and austere valley far from the real world, and break bread with some very interesting, cool, freedom-minded people, and make new friends.  You become part of something secret, a club you had to earn the right to be a part of with an amusing initiation.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/504211/KIMG2248_jpg-1832296.JPG

Also, the gay stunts.
View Quote
It's not a stunt. It's a perfectly legitimate spotting technique. Just ask anyone who shoots amazingly better to get it done faster when that happens.
COOTIES RAT SEMON
3/1/2021 6:02:58 PM EDT
[#44]
I was told there would be cake.
I think Moses is a sexy man child. - needmorebacon
My spirit animal is Moses. - IchWarrior
3/2/2021 2:52:46 AM EDT
[#45]
Some crazy desert hobo on the internet told me I should come hang out in MO . . .
So I did.
Then they handed me night vision, pizza, and beer when I showed up, then hung out with cool peeps all night.
Then someone handed me a plate carrier at the starting line . . .
They said it'd be free . . .
My Daeodon, armor, NX8, helmet, and PVS-14 disagree, but now I'm hooked
“The desire for safety stands against every great and noble enterprise.”
? Tacitus
3/3/2021 8:17:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Seiran][Edited] [#46]
It looked like my kind of fun. I was right. Now I couple that with the desire to be better and meet new people and that just makes it better.
If I had to be stranded in an island for a long time with a male arfcommer it'd be eesmith. I'm not gay, but I do get lonely. - Kalahnikid

tnsparky
Medikeighted
EdwardAvila
Rest In Peace, Brothers.
3/4/2021 1:56:01 PM EDT
[#47]
Good clean fun. With guns. Might as well get in on that. Looked easy enough, I was sure I could do well; looks can be deceiving.
3/4/2021 3:10:54 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote History
Originally Posted By saturnsport8k:
Good clean fun. With guns. Might as well get in on that. Looked easy enough, I was sure I could do well; looks can be deceiving.
View Quote


You gave a proper motovational speech at East the first time you ran
This too shall pass
3/7/2021 10:21:30 PM EDT
[#49]
As I get older I like to have an outlet that is lighthearted.  I won't win a damn thing because I can't chug and PTing is getting harder.  But I won't get olllllldddddd  and fattttttt.

I can still shoot a rifle so there is that and I am MUCH better with a pistol because of CW.
"We were all focused on when technology would overcome human strengths, like intelligence and creativity. What nobody was watching for, and what has already happened is that technology has overcome human weaknesses, like addiction and tribalism."
3/8/2021 5:15:24 PM EDT
[#50]
Stefi Cohen (WR powerlifter) posted this the other day:

“We equate comfort with happiness to the point where we’re so comfortable we’re miserable. There’s no struggle in our lives. No sense of adventure. We’re never too hot or too cold, we get in an elevator, drive our cars, it all comes easy. What I’ve learned is that I’m never more alive than when I’m pushing and I’m in pain. I’m struggling. I’m gasping for air. I’m afraid. And it is in that struggle where I think the magic is.”

I immediately thought of why I Cola Warrior.
Originally Posted By Geohans:
The human body follows the laws of thermodynamics until you introduce insulin. Then things get “bent” like a light beam around a gravitational object.

Sign up to continue the discussion

Create a free account to share your thoughts, follow topics, and connect with the AR15.COM community.

Already a member? Sign In

Previous Page
/ 2
Next Page

Why do you Cola Warrior? (Page 1 of 2)