Posted: 9/19/2026 11:29:01 AM EDT
 https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-mom-sex-with-son-polk-county-christina-clemens-shane-clemens/ Polk County, Florida. Because of course it was Polk County. A 46-year-old Lakeland woman called the cops after her 22-year-old son allegedly hit her. Deputies arrested him, and apparently Junior decided that if he was going down, Mom was coming with him. So he told deputies that he and his mother had been having sex since he turned 18. Mom allegedly admitted it and estimated they had done it “about 100 times.” Yes. About 100 times. Oh, and she’s married. Her husband reportedly told investigators he had no idea, although he apparently noticed his wife and stepson regularly disappearing into the master bedroom together and locking the door. Nothing suspicious there, apparently. The mother was charged with incest and adultery, while the son initially faced incest and domestic violence charges. The incest charge against the son was later dropped. I swear Polk County exists solely to keep the Florida Man stereotype alive. This whole story sounds like somebody fed every trailer-trash stereotype imaginable into an AI and told it to generate a Polk County police report. Even Red Flag loving Sheriff Grady Judd got it right when he summed it up: “That’s nasty, and that’s illegal.” Peak Polk County. |
| We need the Florida Man to keep out the week kneed leftist. At least most new Floridians are conservative, freedom loving, gun toting Americans. Hopefully the new Red voters will see through the RINOS you're fighting every day at the Capitol. |
Dave Funk
Past President and now a Board of Directors member Iowa Firearms Coalition. Past President of the Iowa Chapter-SCI.
Past President and now a Board of Directors member Iowa Firearms Coalition. Past President of the Iowa Chapter-SCI.
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Originally Posted By CZRider: That's gross and all, but I think you guys are off-target. All I'm saying is Sumter is the only place where I've ever heard credible reports of an actual no-shit "the hills have eyes" type colony of inbred mutant folk  I remember when that could be said about Davie in Broward lol |
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Originally Posted By WildBoar: I remember when that could be said about Davie in Broward lol Originally Posted By WildBoar: Originally Posted By CZRider: That's gross and all, but I think you guys are off-target. All I'm saying is Sumter is the only place where I've ever heard credible reports of an actual no-shit "the hills have eyes" type colony of inbred mutant folk I remember when that could be said about Davie in Broward lol |
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Originally Posted By osprey21: Pasco needs to up it's game. 
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Originally Posted By CZRider: That's gross and all, but I think you guys are off-target. All I'm saying is Sumter is the only place where I've ever heard credible reports of an actual no-shit "the hills have eyes" type colony of inbred mutant folk
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Originally Posted By Miami_JBT: They're being pushed out of their native habitats due to the Villages growing. Oh great, inbred degenerates being displaced by geriatric degenerates Hopefully it doesn't end up like when you step on a spider just to find out it had about a billion tiny little spiders on its back that are now spreading and running around everywhere... |
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Originally Posted By CZRider: Oh great, inbred degenerates being displaced by geriatric degenerates Hopefully it doesn't end up like when you step on a spider just to find out it had about a billion tiny little spiders on its back that are now spreading and running around everywhere... 
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