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alphajaguars

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Posted: 2/28/2021 12:22:16 AM EDT

This has been in the Bad Idea Bar, so I know most of you weird fuckers have had some.

Hit it!

Did you just assume my anatomy? - Cowbell
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boobaloo

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AZ, USA

Posted: 2/28/2021 12:58:34 AM EDT

[#1]

I brought 5 bottles to east 8

HDLS

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Posted: 2/28/2021 5:04:35 AM EDT

[#2]

It's......bad

alphajaguars

#6packclub

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Posted: 2/28/2021 10:38:25 AM EDT

[#3]

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Originally Posted By boobaloo:
I brought 5 bottles to east 8

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That's where I had my first experience with it

Did you just assume my anatomy? - Cowbell
No Tyrant has ever found itself guilty of tyranny in it's own court. - ohland
I AM A PEACEABLE GUN OWNER
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southerncross

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Posted: 2/28/2021 11:22:23 AM EDT

[Last Edit: southerncross][Edited] [#4]

I do not prefer it. The North Korean Billberry Bog liquor and the Armenian Death brandy were far better.

This too shall pass

nvgeologist

Ablative Pointman

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NV, USA

Posted: 2/28/2021 11:27:51 AM EDT

[#5]

Time to fight your dad!

I've got a bottle and a half in my cache right now.

COOTIES RAT SEMON

ORjeepguy

Formerly, icrpdmeself.

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OR, USA

Posted: 2/28/2021 11:27:32 PM EDT

[#6]

Kai made me try it at classic

Me: takes swig. That's not bad

Kai: wait for it

Me:

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

HDLS

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Posted: 3/1/2021 1:26:41 PM EDT

[#7]

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Originally Posted By ORjeepguy:
Kai made me try it at classic

Me: takes swig. That's not bad

Kai: wait for it

Me:

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Boobaloo introduced me to it at ATF C Store BBQ.

keeperofthedew

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Posted: 3/2/2021 2:28:36 AM EDT

[#8]

It's from Chicago and therefore inherently terrible.

But like, actually terrible too.

“The desire for safety stands against every great and noble enterprise.”
? Tacitus

PeepEater

Norcal codename: The Marksman

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USA

Posted: 3/6/2021 12:34:00 AM EDT

[#9]

I'm more of a Super Cola Vodka fan.

"Liberty not only means that the individual has both the opportunity and the burden of choice; it also means that he must bear the consequences of his actions and will receive praise or blame for them." -Hayek

doubleclaw

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TX, USA

Posted: 8/23/2021 8:58:21 PM EDT

[#10]

"It's not good."

The Harmony of the Pen and the Sword

southerncross

Ugly Duckling

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GA, USA

Posted: 9/2/2021 9:38:11 AM EDT

[#11]

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Originally Posted By AKengineer:
I'm more of a Super Cola Vodka fan.

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Same. I'm not "tape a bottle to each hand" in love with it, but I drank it more than once without anybody trying to make me. I've had 3 pulls of Malort in my life and all of them were equally terrible.

I peed in your pool

aswrg7

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MO, USA

Posted: 12/3/2021 1:13:04 AM EDT

[#12]

I rank it roughly equal to Filipino coconut moonshine, in the "worst shit I've ever tried to drink " category.

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alphajaguars

American Pioneer Corps NC

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NC, USA

Posted: 12/3/2021 8:33:43 AM EDT

[#13]

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Did you just assume my anatomy? - Cowbell
No Tyrant has ever found itself guilty of tyranny in it's own court. - ohland
I AM A PEACEABLE GUN OWNER
Proud FFA member - Future Felons of Amerika

nandoz

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IA, USA

Posted: 12/4/2021 3:19:45 PM EDT

[#14]

Do not drink it on top of a belly full of bourbon

Makes for a bad hangover

MrSprocket

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USA

Posted: 3/23/2022 10:03:15 PM EDT

[Last Edit: MrSprocket][Edited] [#15]

I double tapped, just to be sure...

Like a pan galactic gargle blaster, but in the worst way.

Deny_Everything

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USA

Posted: 8/24/2022 9:51:13 PM EDT

[#16]

Has anyone tried Jeppson's Bourbon?

awptickes

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MD, USA

Posted: 8/26/2022 9:15:44 AM EDT

[#17]

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Originally Posted By Deny_Everything:
Has anyone tried Jeppson's Bourbon?

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Yes. It's barely better than Malort.

southerncross

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Posted: 8/28/2022 2:53:24 PM EDT

[#18]

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Originally Posted By Deny_Everything:
Has anyone tried Jeppson's Bourbon?

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It's like military whiskey filtered through a dirty diaper.

Mom says I'm special

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