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Posted: 8/9/2010 8:27:23 PM EDT
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And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure!
Louisville , Kentucky 
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Posted: 8/9/2010 8:53:13 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By aztec223: And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure! Louisville , Kentucky http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/Fart.jpg I can smell it from here!  Though if you are looking for women at WalMart you are already in trouble.  |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 9:04:10 PM EDT
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I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze!
Sarasota , Florida 
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Posted: 8/9/2010 9:09:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By aztec223: I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze! Sarasota , Florida http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/cheekywench.jpg I would squeeze.  |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 9:16:07 PM EDT
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To squeeze or not to
 Originally Posted By Friiguy: Originally Posted By aztec223: I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze! Sarasota , Florida http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/cheekywench.jpg I would squeeze. |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 9:16:55 PM EDT
[#6]
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By aztec223:
I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze! Sarasota , Florida http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/cheekywench.jpg I would squeeze.
Are you kidding me???? You've clearly been living in SJC for toooo long!!!! 
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Posted: 8/9/2010 9:19:13 PM EDT
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That is truth in advertising
Originally Posted By AliCat223: Originally Posted By Friiguy: Originally Posted By aztec223: I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze! Sarasota , Florida http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/cheekywench.jpg I would squeeze. Are you kidding me???? You've clearly been living in SJC for toooo long!!!! http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail-owned-blue-jeans-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375 |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 9:20:16 PM EDT
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It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs.
Houston , Texas  
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Posted: 8/9/2010 9:22:42 PM EDT
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I see mashed taters and gravey.
Originally Posted By aztec223: It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs. Houston , Texas http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/pinkcottagecheese.jpg |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 9:30:45 PM EDT
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So, VB, does that mean it counts as a dinner pic? *gag*
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Posted: 8/9/2010 9:51:58 PM EDT
[#11]
Originally Posted By AliCat223:
So, VB, does that mean it counts as a dinner pic? *gag* OH freakin' YUCK!!!!! 
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Posted: 8/9/2010 9:52:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AliCat223: So, VB, does that mean it counts as a dinner pic? *gag* out of |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 10:13:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By aztec223:
It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs. Houston , Texas http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/pinkcottagecheese.jpg OMFG!!!! My eyes, my eyes. 
Actually that looks like cottage cheese and maraschino cherry juice.  I think I'll go puke now.
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Posted: 8/9/2010 10:54:37 PM EDT
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Glad you are all so f-ing perfect
 .everyone needs love even you.
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Posted: 8/9/2010 10:56:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By vbfg135: Glad you are all so f-ing perfect .everyone needs love even you.Women like what is pictured above are why men created vibrators. Everyone needs love. Some just get battery operated love. |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:02:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:10:42 PM EDT
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You're right, VB. Back to the dinner pic...
FTW... 
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:13:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By vbfg135:
Glad you are all so f-ing perfect .everyone needs love even you.Women like what is pictured above are why men created vibrators. Everyone needs love. Some just get battery operated love.
Everybody deserves some lovin', and I'm sure she gets it from her chubby-hubby. 
When you age, and your BMI increases, you need to adjust your wardrobe accordingly. Trying to stretch into something you wore 15 years and 5 kids ago is rediculous. Before my wife came down with Spinal Stinosis, she had a Barbie Doll figure. Now, without the ability to workout the way she would like, she's gotten bigger. She doesn't try to wear the things she used to. Shit, I love her now just as much now as I did years ago when she looked like a pole-dancer. 
As far as me, I'm getting fatter and softer with every year.
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:20:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:22:52 PM EDT
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Ah yes the other end of the spectrum
I warned Ronnie not to wear that shirt out of the house. Please, someone go provoke him. I want to see him whack somebody upside the head with a 2-liter bottle of Squirt!
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:27:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Friiguy:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e6c9288a-aab6-4b78-9138-870aec97043a.jpg I see 'Chemainus' has had the same luck with wimmenz as you. 
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:36:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e6c9288a-aab6-4b78-9138-870aec97043a.jpg I see 'Chemainus' has had the same luck with wimmenz as you. Oh how wrong you are! He didn't need to trade his paint shaker... his is looking and working well and comes on a bed with no problems!
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:37:39 PM EDT
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Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine.
Loves Park , Illinois 
There is a someone for everyone, or so I have been told! Now who would be this ladies Significant other, Spongebob? |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:39:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Originally Posted By AliCat223:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e6c9288a-aab6-4b78-9138-870aec97043a.jpg I see 'Chemainus' has had the same luck with wimmenz as you. Oh how wrong you are! He didn't need to trade his paint shaker... his is looking and working well and comes on a bed with no problems! I was jesting about his previous. Not ewe, my dear. 
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:41:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By aztec223: Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine. Loves Park , Illinois http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/barneybutt.jpg There is a someone for everyone, or so I have been told! Now who would be this ladies Significant other, Spongebob? WOW! WTF? |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:43:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By aztec223:
Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine. Loves Park , Illinois http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/barneybutt.jpg There is a someone for everyone, or so I have been told! Now who would be this ladies Significant other, Spongebob? WOW! WTF? Wow is right, not only what TF, WhyTF? |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:43:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By AliCat223:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e6c9288a-aab6-4b78-9138-870aec97043a.jpg I see 'Chemainus' has had the same luck with wimmenz as you. Oh how wrong you are! He didn't need to trade his paint shaker... his is looking and working well and comes on a bed with no problems! I was jesting about his previous. Not ewe, my dear. She was a shear disaster, for sure... 
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:47:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AliCat223:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By AliCat223:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e6c9288a-aab6-4b78-9138-870aec97043a.jpg I see 'Chemainus' has had the same luck with wimmenz as you. Oh how wrong you are! He didn't need to trade his paint shaker... his is looking and working well and comes on a bed with no problems! I was jesting about his previous. Not ewe, my dear. She was a shear disaster, for sure... http://www.exoinfo.net/fred/sheep.jpg Egg-zack-tah-moon-DOH!!! |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:49:11 PM EDT
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And if garters are not your thing, how do you like Gold Lamay?
Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur!!! |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:55:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By aztec223:
And if garters are not your thing, how do you like Gold Lamay? http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/GoldLame.jpg Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur!!! Let me guess. East St. Louis????? |
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Posted: 8/9/2010 11:57:50 PM EDT
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Alpharetta , Georgia
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Posted: 8/10/2010 12:05:38 AM EDT
[#32]
Originally Posted By aztec223:
Alpharetta , Georgia I'm sure it is just as lovely a place to spend a miserably life.
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Posted: 8/10/2010 12:08:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf: Originally Posted By aztec223: Alpharetta , Georgia I'm sure it is just as lovely a place to spend a miserably life. Imagine the humidity in those gold pants. |
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Posted: 8/10/2010 12:10:01 AM EDT
[#34]
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By aztec223:
Alpharetta , Georgia I'm sure it is just as lovely a place to spend a miserably life. Imagine the humidity in those gold pants.
Not to mention the friction! |
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Posted: 8/10/2010 12:13:09 AM EDT
[#35]
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By aztec223:
Alpharetta , Georgia I'm sure it is just as lovely a place to spend a miserably life. Imagine the humidity in those gold pants.
I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brushfire in a New Mexico wind than think about that. 
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Posted: 8/11/2010 10:21:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/11/2010 12:20:13 PM EDT
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I guess a sense of humor helps if you are a plumber |
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Posted: 8/11/2010 1:15:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NMwaterfowler:
http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww114/nmwaterfowler/image001.jpg I guess a sense of humor helps if you are a plumber You better be able to laugh if you deal with shit all day. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/11/2010 3:52:35 PM EDT
[#39]
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By NMwaterfowler:
http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww114/nmwaterfowler/image001.jpg I guess a sense of humor helps if you are a plumber You better be able to laugh if you deal with shit all day. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile There's only two things you need to know to be a plumber. 1. Shit rolls downhill. 2. Payday is on Friday. |
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Posted: 8/11/2010 4:15:31 PM EDT
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three: never put your hand in your mouth.
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf: Originally Posted By Friiguy: Originally Posted By NMwaterfowler: http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww114/nmwaterfowler/image001.jpg I guess a sense of humor helps if you are a plumber You better be able to laugh if you deal with shit all day. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile There's only two things you need to know to be a plumber. 1. Shit rolls downhill. 2. Payday is on Friday. |
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Posted: 8/11/2010 6:07:19 PM EDT
[#41]
Originally Posted By vbfg135:
three: never put your hand in your mouth.
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By NMwaterfowler:
http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww114/nmwaterfowler/image001.jpg I guess a sense of humor helps if you are a plumber You better be able to laugh if you deal with shit all day. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile There's only two things you need to know to be a plumber. 1. Shit rolls downhill. 2. Payday is on Friday. 
I forgot about that one. |
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Posted: 8/11/2010 8:10:54 PM EDT
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Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...... BINGO!!!! There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots.
Laguna Niguel , California 
Only in Californicate I HOPE!! |
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Posted: 8/11/2010 9:41:00 PM EDT
[#43]
Originally Posted By aztec223:
Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...... BINGO!!!! There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots. Laguna Niguel , California http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/whatisthat.jpg
Only in Californicate I HOPE!! Knowing Kalifornistan, I'll betcha the person in the background has a bigger penis than ol' Lester.
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Posted: 8/11/2010 10:01:00 PM EDT
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OOuuuff
And they ban someone for posting pics of a chick in a bikini. Anyway 
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Posted: 8/14/2010 12:03:03 AM EDT
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Stick em up!
Now where is your brother Sniper Kitty? |
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Posted: 8/15/2010 11:37:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/15/2010 11:46:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: AliCat223]
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Posted: 8/15/2010 11:51:29 PM EDT
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NM, USA
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Posted: 8/16/2010 11:26:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2010 2:33:25 PM EDT
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Why would you want to?
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