Cola in East Tennessee > Cola Warrior

DKlic6

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Posted: 8/2/2025 12:24:29 AM EDT

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Fellow degenerates,
I am humbly asking if there is interest in a Cola event near Knoxville, Tn during Jan / Feb. Looking to start a bring everything, no sponsor, event for about 30 shooters + 5 noobs on my property. Night and day is on the docket. It will be cold, there will be a campfire, self tanning lotion, molort, and more importantly there will bros and bras hanging out doing things that suck. If yall are interested ping this thread.

dklic6 aka "dick licker"

ETA: yes, I am a cola vet

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nvgeologist

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Posted: 8/2/2025 2:02:35 AM EDT

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How far are you from crossville?

In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.

slip_space

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Posted: 8/2/2025 2:02:49 AM EDT

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Another Cola? Another chance to puke all over myself with strange men in the woods? One that isn't on the other side of the country but I still get to be cold and miserable?

Of course I'm in.

DKlic6

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Posted: 8/2/2025 2:08:01 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By nvgeologist:
How far are you from crossville?

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2 hours and I'll make sure you have the softest patch of dirt to camp on.

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DKlic6

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Posted: 8/2/2025 2:10:34 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By slip_space:
Another Cola? Another chance to puke all over myself with strange men in the woods? One that isn't on the other side of the country but I still get to be cold and miserable?

Of course I'm in.

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I only offer the canvas, it's up to you to spew your work of art brother.

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bansil

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Posted: 8/2/2025 7:32:50 AM EDT

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Im interested in either a newbie spot or as a helper, cook, dishwasher etc...

Originally Posted By TacticalGarand44:
Bring it. Our side has a hundred billion bullets. Your side doesn't know which bathroom to piss in.

mohawk17

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Posted: 8/2/2025 7:49:40 AM EDT

[#6]

I'd be 100% in and willing to help out where needed.

southerncross

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Posted: 8/2/2025 7:57:22 AM EDT

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Depending on time of year I'll show up and puke with you.

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Halo05

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Posted: 8/2/2025 7:57:35 AM EDT

[#8]

I’m in

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Posted: 8/2/2025 8:48:36 AM EDT

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An event local to me? In for spew, staff and site prep.

Freedom is a mindset

alphajaguars

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Posted: 8/2/2025 9:18:50 AM EDT

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OST

I wasn't put in jail for what I did. I was put in it for what I think... They won by making a DC jury scared that people like YOU AND I exist outside of their liberal bubble.
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fatguy7814

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Posted: 8/2/2025 9:38:54 AM EDT

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I like to do cola things.

MHIDPA

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Posted: 8/2/2025 10:02:46 AM EDT

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Give me a noob spot and I'll bring the mortar.

Polish_Sasquatch

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Posted: 8/2/2025 10:22:08 AM EDT

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Have some things booked already in Jan, but depending on the weekend I would be down to clown

MHIDPA

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Posted: 8/2/2025 10:57:44 AM EDT

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Cola Franklin

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Posted: 8/2/2025 11:01:08 AM EDT

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Have some things booked already in Jan, but depending on the weekend I would be down to clown

NotUrLawyer

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Posted: 8/2/2025 11:04:17 AM EDT

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"Cold"

I'd be interested depending on timing.

mnmiv

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Posted: 8/2/2025 11:40:41 AM EDT

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Gotta pop my cherry sometime and shit always seems to happen when I try to run SE, so I’d be down. It would be my first, so the entertainment should be epic.

DKlic6

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Posted: 8/2/2025 11:41:59 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By MHIDPA:
Give me a noob spot and I'll bring the mortar.

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That's the spirit. Show up to cola and bring an 81mm. Would be a great Saturday after awards activity.

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DKlic6

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Posted: 8/2/2025 11:55:17 AM EDT

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From the last night shoot the E Tn boys did at my place courtesy of @MHIDPA

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bkpkr

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Posted: 8/2/2025 12:59:16 PM EDT

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You know where I stand brother.

bkpkr

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Posted: 8/2/2025 1:01:09 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By NotUrLawyer:
"Cold"

I'd be interested depending on timing.

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It could be 50* or 0*.

bkpkr

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Posted: 8/2/2025 1:08:51 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By southerncross:
Depending on time of year I'll show up and puke with you.

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Sylvan confirmed in for staff.

DKlic6

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Posted: 8/2/2025 1:20:50 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By bkpkr:

Sylvan confirmed in for staff.

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Hell yeah

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DKlic6

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Posted: 8/2/2025 1:21:57 PM EDT

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@kmartginger there's no representation for redheads yet

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southerncross

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Posted: 8/2/2025 1:54:23 PM EDT

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Sylvan confirmed in for staff.

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I left my uninformed, yet very passionate opinion on the internet because I thought it would change hearts and minds. I may pierce my nose and dye my hair purple later.

- NoHarmNoFAL

southerncross

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Posted: 8/2/2025 1:54:40 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By DKlic6:
@kmartginger there's no representation for redheads yet

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@Kmart_ginger

I left my uninformed, yet very passionate opinion on the internet because I thought it would change hearts and minds. I may pierce my nose and dye my hair purple later.

- NoHarmNoFAL

MHIDPA

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Posted: 8/2/2025 2:02:53 PM EDT

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@kmartginger there's no representation for redheads yet

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@Taliv I'd take that personally

Atropian_Defector

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Posted: 8/2/2025 2:37:41 PM EDT

[#28]

I’m 100% in and willing to staff

Damon_23

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Posted: 8/2/2025 4:16:08 PM EDT

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Not too far for the Louisville area crew. Will share and see if we can make it happen

DKlic6

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Posted: 8/2/2025 5:15:05 PM EDT

[#30]

Got 5 staff plus my worthless ass
Fbatfe, bkpkr, dial-tone, sylvan, atropian

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DKlic6

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Posted: 8/2/2025 5:15:20 PM EDT

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Double post

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jamie_leo

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Posted: 8/2/2025 5:18:20 PM EDT

[#32]

As a Louisville guy, I would love for this to happen. Have a roster of about 12 local cola bros who would be interested too. Happy to bring kit, some of us would RO for beers.

craig24680

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Posted: 8/2/2025 5:20:15 PM EDT

[#33]

Dates depending
I'm down

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DKlic6

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Posted: 8/2/2025 5:30:40 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By jamie_leo:
As a Louisville guy, I would love for this to happen. Have a roster of about 12 local cola bros who would be interested too. Happy to bring kit, some of us would RO for beers.

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Most excellent. East coast / middle country is a vacuum in the winter for cola bro shenanigans

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CreativeBall

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Posted: 8/2/2025 5:50:39 PM EDT

[#35]

Newb here. Id be interested.

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Posted: 8/2/2025 6:33:29 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By jamie_leo:
As a Louisville guy, I would love for this to happen. Have a roster of about 12 local cola bros who would be interested too. Happy to bring kit, some of us would RO for beers.

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This

wingnutx

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Posted: 8/2/2025 7:06:27 PM EDT

[#37]

Sign me up.

I'm in Parrottsville.

Originally Posted By Sylvan:

...we are at jailing political enemies, looting the treasury and inviting in the barbarians in phase of the Republic.

CreativeBall

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Posted: 8/2/2025 7:39:52 PM EDT

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Sign me up.

I'm in Parrottsville.

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Your avatar looks like my cat.

YaBoyKGTho

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Posted: 8/2/2025 10:35:29 PM EDT

[#39]

I’d sign up

wingnutx

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Posted: 8/2/2025 11:00:57 PM EDT

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Your avatar looks like my cat.

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You have a cool cat.

Originally Posted By Sylvan:

...we are at jailing political enemies, looting the treasury and inviting in the barbarians in phase of the Republic.

mustangduckk

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Posted: 8/2/2025 11:41:23 PM EDT

[#41]

Pending firm date, in for a night run.

When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are ruled by criminals.

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Posted: 8/3/2025 1:19:36 AM EDT

[#42]

I'm game but keep the tanning lotion away from me.

taliv

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Posted: 8/3/2025 7:59:30 AM EDT

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@Taliv I'd take that personally

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lol I’m grey now, I think but I’ll come help out.

alphajaguars

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Posted: 8/3/2025 12:38:12 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By MHIDPA:
Give me a noob spot and I'll bring the mortar.

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Will vouch for him

I wasn't put in jail for what I did. I was put in it for what I think... They won by making a DC jury scared that people like YOU AND I exist outside of their liberal bubble.
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alphajaguars

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Posted: 8/3/2025 12:40:14 PM EDT

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Sylvan confirmed in for staff.

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Originally Posted By bkpkr:

Originally Posted By southerncross:
Depending on time of year I'll show up and puke with you.

Sylvan confirmed in for staff.

I wasn't put in jail for what I did. I was put in it for what I think... They won by making a DC jury scared that people like YOU AND I exist outside of their liberal bubble.
-trobertson5-0

Amos_Moses

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Posted: 8/3/2025 2:03:32 PM EDT

[#46]

NI!

Amos_Moses

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Posted: 8/3/2025 2:04:39 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By bkpkr:
You know where I stand brother.

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Knee-deep in llama doodoo.

wingnutx

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Posted: 8/3/2025 5:25:08 PM EDT

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I guess I'm a noob, since this would be my first one.

Originally Posted By Sylvan:

...we are at jailing political enemies, looting the treasury and inviting in the barbarians in phase of the Republic.

DocJosh

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Posted: 8/4/2025 12:12:31 AM EDT

[#49]

I’d be 100% in for a day combat run. Will be doing my 3rd and 4th Cola Wars in the coming months. I have family in the area and it would be so cool to visit them and do an event out there.

DKlic6

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Posted: 8/4/2025 12:32:41 AM EDT

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From this thread, the discord, and the local E Tn signal arf guys we have a lot of noobs. When the official thread goes up I'll plus up the cherry poppin' of the local AO.
Also; adhering to cola rules; this is not a spectator sport. If you show up, you need to make a run or don't come. Not trying to be a dick, but them's the rules.

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