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2/4/2024 11:59:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: nvgeologist][Edited]


Events to be listed as rumors give dates, as event threads go up, or on whim. If you know something that I don't and want to post it here, tag me and I'll see about adding to the OP.

Northwest 5 DONE
Feb 8-10
St Maries Idaho

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Northwest-The-Fifth-Emesis/5-2687804/ signups
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Northwest-5-AAR-and-Pictures/5-2706002/ AAR

West 10 DONE
March 21-23
White Hills Arizona

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-West-10-Peep-Busters/5-2703102/ signups
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-West-10-Peep-Busters-RESULTS-and-AAR/5-2715493/ AAR

Deep South 3 DONE
May 23rd though the 25th
Vicksberg MS
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Deep-South-III/5-2712677/? signups
https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Cola-Warrior-Deep-South-III-AAR/5-2727269/? AAR

Keystone 3 DONE
June 27-29
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Keystone-3-We-The-Peeple-June-27-29-2024-swag-ordering-closes-11-June-24/5-2729015/ signups
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Results-and-AAR-Cola-Warrior-Keystone-3-We-The-Peeple/5-2733696/ AAR


Southeast 8 DONE
Hollytree, Alabama
July 18-20
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Southeast-8-/5-2716759/? Signups
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Southeast-8-AAR-Thread/5-2737824/ AAR


Classic 14
"Due to work scheduling issues there will be no Classic this year" Rusted Ace, June 12 2024

Heartland 4 DONE
September 19-21
https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Cola-Warriors-Never-Say-Die-HL-4-signup-/5-2731766/#top signups
https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Heartland-4-AAR/5-2749817/. AAR


East 12 retvrn to monke DONE
October 17-19
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-East-12-Appomattox-VA-SIGNUP-Thread/5-2741729/? Signups

https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Cola-Warrior-East-12-AAR-and-Pics-Thread/5-2754870/ AAR

Texas 4
November 7-8
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Come-and-Peep-It-CWTX-IV/5-2741211/? signups are open

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/COLA-WARRIOR-TEXAS-IV-RESULTS/5-2759685/?


Flyover 7
Next year at a new location

Colamas gift exchange
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/COLAMAS-10-A-Cola-Warrior-Gift-Exchange-/5-2757882/?
COOTIES RAT SEMON
2/6/2024 1:47:36 PM EDT
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If I need to edit anything outside of normal OP stuff just let me know.
2/6/2024 2:17:09 PM EDT
[#2]
Ayup, thankie sir. We're still early enough in the year that I haven't heard much about most events.
COOTIES RAT SEMON
2/15/2024 2:54:57 PM EDT
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July in 'Bama gonna be HOT HOT HOT!
2/16/2024 9:31:24 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By HDLS:
July in 'Bama gonna be HOT HOT HOT!
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We're bringing the suffering back by the truckload. Pepper.your Angus.
2/19/2024 1:38:43 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By southerncross:
Originally Posted By HDLS:
July in 'Bama gonna be HOT HOT HOT!


We're bringing the suffering back by the truckload. Pepper.your Angus.

2/23/2024 10:13:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By southerncross:


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Originally Posted By southerncross:
Originally Posted By HDLS:
July in 'Bama gonna be HOT HOT HOT!


We're bringing the suffering back by the truckload. Pepper.your Angus.
Just saw this thread. I've been eagerly waiting for the SE sign-ups and was just thinking it was getting kinda late....but then August. In Bama. Oh yeah.
2/25/2024 10:55:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By TGE:
Just saw this thread. I've been eagerly waiting for the SE sign-ups and was just thinking it was getting kinda late....but then August. In Bama. Oh yeah.
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Technically late July but it won't suck any less.
2/25/2024 5:56:17 PM EDT
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I'm stoked that it's in July,  it was chilly at southeast last year.
2/26/2024 4:57:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Inimicalone:
I'm stoked that it's in July,  it was chilly at southeast last year.
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Typically less mud in July, but more suck.
"I said,'I don't know how to vomit softly.' That's like telling someone to shit perfume."
2/26/2024 8:19:12 PM EDT
[#10]
I've done the math.
The greater the suck, the more it masks my suck!
3/7/2024 11:27:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By nvgeologist:
Events to be listed as rumors give dates, as event threads go up, or on whim. If you know something that I don't and want to post it here, tag me and I'll see about adding to the OP.

Northwest 5 DONE
Feb 8-10
St Maries Idaho

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Northwest-The-Fifth-Emesis/5-2687804/ signups
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Northwest-5-AAR-and-Pictures/5-2706002/ AAR

West 10
March 21-23
White Hills Arizona

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-West-10-Peep-Busters/5-2703102/ signups

Deep South 3
May, TBA, it was going to fall on mother's Day so it is likely being changed

Keystone 3
Typically June

Southeast 8 (new location)
July in Alabama

Classic 14
Gluttons

Heartland 4
Typically September

East 12
Typically October

Texas 4
November 7-8 this event is reportedly a go Wolf is getting something put together with a support group of Cola Warrior Vets. The support group of Cola Warrior Broken Hosts comes later.

Flyover 7
December? June? July?
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Y u no hyperlink
3/8/2024 10:01:15 AM EDT
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SE dates and location posted in OP.
3/8/2024 10:15:59 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By boobaloo:


Y u no hyperlink
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Obstacle 0
COOTIES RAT SEMON
3/8/2024 10:29:32 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By southerncross:
SE dates and location posted in OP.
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I love you man!  

My 40th class reunion is the weekend after that in Indiana and was afraid when you said late July it would be that same weekend.
3/8/2024 12:17:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HDLS:

 

My 40th class reunion
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COOTIES RAT SEMON
3/8/2024 4:41:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HDLS:

I love you man!  

My 40th class reunion is the weekend after that in Indiana and was afraid when you said late July it would be that same weekend.
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Glad it worked out. See you on the mountain.
3/9/2024 12:13:19 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By HDLS:

 

My 40th class reunion
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3/9/2024 12:17:10 PM EDT
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I laughed.

Then I started counting where I'm at.

I'm not laughing anymore, since I'm pretty close myself.




3/26/2024 3:42:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: ExtraHardTaco][Edited] [#19]
Is the competition itself spread out over 3 full days? Would like to do this but I don't have 3 full days available.
3/26/2024 3:55:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ExtraHardTaco:
Is the competition itself spread out over 3 full days? Would like to do this but I don't have 3 full days available.
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No, the actual competition portion for each person takes less than an hour. However, you don't know when that hour is coming most of the time. Show up, be ready to run, and get it over with quick.

Come for the run, stay for the campfire.
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
3/26/2024 6:56:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By nvgeologist:

No, the actual competition portion for each person takes less than an hour. However, you don't know when that hour is coming most of the time. Show up, be ready to run, and get it over with quick.

Come for the run, stay for the campfire.
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So I might have to hangout for 1-3 days just waiting for my turn to come up?
3/26/2024 7:15:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ExtraHardTaco:


So I might have to hangout for 1-3 days just waiting for my turn to come up?
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That is entirely up to the host and staff of the event you attend. It's generally a first come, first served basis for those who are on the runlist. If you're not on the run list, you'll typically get fit in wherever they can.

Cola Wars are free, user supported events run entirely by volunteers.
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
3/26/2024 8:33:44 PM EDT
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So I might have to hangout for 1-3 days just waiting for my turn to come up?
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Originally Posted By ExtraHardTaco:
Originally Posted By nvgeologist:

No, the actual competition portion for each person takes less than an hour. However, you don't know when that hour is coming most of the time. Show up, be ready to run, and get it over with quick.

Come for the run, stay for the campfire.


So I might have to hangout for 1-3 days just waiting for my turn to come up?

If you only plan to come for the competition, just know you’re probably not going to win.

If you want to come hang out with bunch of good folks and challenge yourself…. Then you might be headed in the right direction.
4/1/2024 12:14:58 PM EDT
[#24]
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Southeast-8-/5-2716759/?

Read the OP carefully on this one
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
4/1/2024 8:19:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By nvgeologist:

No, the actual competition portion for each person takes less than an hour. However, you don't know when that hour is coming most of the time. Show up, be ready to run, and get it over with quick.

Come for the run, stay for the campfire.
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SHOULD take less than an hour.
"I said,'I don't know how to vomit softly.' That's like telling someone to shit perfume."
4/1/2024 10:09:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By fortydelta:


SHOULD take less than an hour.
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HEY! If you subtract my penalties I did it in WAY under an hour.
With them, well, not so much...
4/2/2024 8:02:03 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By fortydelta:

SHOULD take less than an hour.
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I've only seen one raw run time over an hour. That guy had issues with the land nav event.
"Ever notice bitches from the toothpaste country are always ugly? What's up with that?" -PraesidiumFabrica
4/2/2024 8:55:20 AM EDT
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So I might have to hangout for 1-3 days just waiting for my turn to come up?
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The people you'll be hanging out with are truly the best part.  It's definitely not a "have to" hang out, it's a GET TO hang out with them.
4/2/2024 9:37:48 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By usmcagg02:

The people you'll be hanging out with are truly the best part.  It's definitely not a "have to" hang out, it's a GET TO hang out with them.
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Real.

If I were too physically broken to do a run I would still show up just to hang out and help cook.
"Ever notice bitches from the toothpaste country are always ugly? What's up with that?" -PraesidiumFabrica
4/4/2024 11:45:09 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By brasscrossedrifles:


I've only seen one raw run time over an hour. That guy had issues with the land nav event.
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I've seent it.

One particularly memorable run at West II resulted in there being a 10 minute time limit for the obstacle portion of the event the next year.
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
4/17/2024 8:08:30 AM EDT
[#31]
Some updates have been made to the op
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
4/17/2024 12:01:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By southerncross:


We're bringing the suffering back by the truckload. Pepper.your Angus.
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I made this meme last year for my Cheesecake schindig, you’re welcome to steal it and use it

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Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew!
Limpin’ ain’t easy!
4/17/2024 7:35:56 PM EDT
[#33]
Hoping for the Keystone thread to go live sometime soon...

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"Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you." - Thomas Jefferson
VCDL Member
Volunteer Firefighter/EMT and damn PROUD to be! : Arfcom Callsign "Bucket 2"
4/17/2024 8:40:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By PA-Minuteman:
Hoping for the Keystone thread to go live sometime soon...

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I was hoping it would be beginning or middle of June so I could try for my 1st CW.. I have plans the last week of June.

Maybe I can change plans..
4/18/2024 12:42:59 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MikeyCNY:


I was hoping it would be beginning or middle of June so I could try for my 1st CW.. I have plans the last week of June.

Maybe I can change plans..
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You should change plans. Your future needs to involve 72 oz of suffering
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
4/18/2024 6:54:13 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MikeyCNY:
I was hoping it would be beginning or middle of June so I could try for my 1st CW.. I have plans the last week of June.

Maybe I can change plans..
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You should change your plans.

Cola Warrior is the most fun camping and shooting event and Keystone is at the most fun place to go camping and shooting.
"Ever notice bitches from the toothpaste country are always ugly? What's up with that?" -PraesidiumFabrica
4/18/2024 9:05:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By nvgeologist:

Heartland 4
September 19-21

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Oh hell yes!!!

Time off request sent.
4/26/2024 10:12:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HDLS:
July in 'Bama gonna be HOT HOT HOT!
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Buster Poindexter - Hot Hot Hot (Official Video)
...
The threat is real...
4/26/2024 10:13:15 PM EDT
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5/6/2024 2:07:07 AM EDT
[#40]
Will CW east be at the same place?
5/27/2024 10:47:20 AM EDT
[#41]
https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Cola-Warrior-Deep-South-III-AAR/5-2727269/
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
6/2/2024 6:36:04 PM EDT
[#42]
Anyone have any clue on when the Keystone thread will be up?

It's less then a month away and I haven't seen a thread on it yet
"Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you." - Thomas Jefferson
VCDL Member
Volunteer Firefighter/EMT and damn PROUD to be! : Arfcom Callsign "Bucket 2"
6/2/2024 9:51:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: ginger-mech][Edited] [#43]
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Originally Posted By PA-Minuteman:
Anyone have any clue on when the Keystone thread will be up?

It's less then a month away and I haven't seen a thread on it yet
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I talked with Stoner last week. He said it'll be up soon.

ETA: it's up
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Cola-Warrior-Keystone-3-We-The-Peeple-June-27-29-2024/5-2729015/?r=-1&page=1&anc=109312065#i109312065
6/5/2024 6:07:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By PA-Minuteman:
Anyone have any clue on when the Keystone thread will be up?

It's less then a month away and I haven't seen a thread on it yet
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Keystone went live last night, linked above
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
6/20/2024 11:50:30 PM EDT
[#45]
One week until keystone.

Heartland signups are live

https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Cola-Warriors-Never-Say-Die-HL-4-signup-/5-2731766/#top
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
7/7/2024 10:19:31 PM EDT
[#46]
Appologies Keystone PeepEaters, I got distracted and forgot to update the list with the AAR

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Results-and-AAR-Cola-Warrior-Keystone-3-We-The-Peeple/5-2733696/

Next up, SE, which has plenty of space due to drops. Go to Alabama y'all. Some of you might even survive.
In the long term, tax stamps and prostitutes are cheaper.
7/22/2024 8:28:04 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By fortydelta:


Typically less mud in July, but more suck.
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this post did not age well
7/22/2024 12:32:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By grey50beast:

this post did not age well
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Nope
7/23/2024 7:31:28 AM EDT
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Nope
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Agreed.
7/23/2024 9:00:07 AM EDT
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