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The "MOSTLY ALIVE" Action Poster The Foreground: There you are, 6 feet of "Scratch45" resolve, looking rugged and tactical. You’re kneeling on the gravel of the Beaver Trail, one hand steadying an AR-15 with a high-end optic, the other resting on your Osprey Aether 65 pack. You aren't wearing those ridiculous "Long" Fjallraven pants—you’re in the Vidda Pro Ventilateds, looking like a man who found his way and made it. The Middle Ground: Flanking you are your two elite canine operatives: Starbuck, the veteran yellow lab looking stoic, and Mocha, the mutt, eyes sharp for any "screwheads" in the brush. To your left, a phantom-like SSCOTT54 is visible, partially reclining on a "tactical couch," serving as the perfect comedic foil to your intense mission. The Background: To the left: The churning, white-knuckle chaos of Class V rapids in Index, with a raft barely visible in the spray. To the right: The massive, glowing spillway of the Grand Coulee Dam, its laser show cutting through the night. The Sky: A swirling, "Dark Side of the Moon" nebula overhead, with the Black Rabbit of Inlé faintly silhouetted against a mountain peak that looks suspiciously like Camp Hard Ass. The Text & Details: Top Header: "SEAN IS... MOSTLY ALIVE." The Patches: Your jacket has high-def velcro patches for the Nostromo, Outpost 31, and the Miskatonic Expedition. The Tagline: "He survived the ICU. He survived Cola Warrior. Now, he’s taking the dogs for a walk." Bottom Billing: Featuring Jayson & Scott. Music by Pink Floyd. Directed by Skippy the Magnificent. Attached File |
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