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Originally Posted By _DR: I honestly don't understand why most women I know can't close a car door using appropriate amount of force. Originally Posted By _DR: Originally Posted By fxntime: The truth hurts. Men don't open car doors for women because they are chivalrous, they do it to protect their car doors from destruction. I honestly don't understand why most women I know can't close a car door using appropriate amount of force. I have a NA Miata, the door can literally be closed with a pinkie and just a wee bit of force because they are so light. I will NEVER allow another female to shut the door on it. |
Liberals are a curious mix of communism and fascism, they want to destroy you but want to use your own money to do it.
I'm getting down to the last box, the others have all been destroyed...
I'm getting down to the last box, the others have all been destroyed...
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Originally Posted By flcroc: Oh please, you know EXACTLY what you did. Originally Posted By flcroc: Originally Posted By imq707s: Yep.....not sure why my wife always has to slam the damn door!! Oh please, you know EXACTLY what you did.  My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side.. ???? |
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Now fellate me, as I eat this expensive ham.
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Originally Posted By Make_Mine_Moxie: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/314713/HRP0LkkacAAm9wQ_jpg-3825000.JPG Five pages of colonoscopy stories inbound... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/314713/keep-on-truckin_jpg-3825001.JPG Damnit, off to the internet to buy that 
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Look, yes, I have banged HUNDREDS of broads. INTERNATIONALLY. But know this - I wrap my rascal, TWO TIMES, cuz I like it to be joyless and without sensation. It's a way of punishing supermodels.
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My personal record was 43 times at the 5 ways utside Lakenheath before we got bored and quit. |
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About a week ago I bought my wife a couple of small ceramic knives. I was walking by her and noticed she had one trying to carve out a hole in the bottom of a plastic pumpkin to put a light in it.   I told her if she would ask I'd drill out the hole.
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Life is about choices.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake.
You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake.
You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.
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Life is about choices.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake.
You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake.
You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.
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I just assumed it was an FBI or ATF surveillance op. Now I'm worried that it might be site staff.
I just assumed it was an FBI or ATF surveillance op. Now I'm worried that it might be site staff.
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Originally Posted By JoeyTelly: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/613285/koo-koo12-3825680.gif Want. Just to see the look on my wife’s face. |
“That’s not how it works. You buy more tools and power than you need and as you fuck everything up you gain the knowledge to become a better carpenter.”
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Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762: Want. Just to see the look on my wife’s face. Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762: Originally Posted By JoeyTelly: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/613285/koo-koo12-3825680.gif Want. Just to see the look on my wife’s face. Off to find a 3D print file.... |
We'll figure something out.
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Originally Posted By RarestRX: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HR89o6gWUAAwYd4?format=jpg&name=large Very well done sir |
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Aimless - The police academy ain't med school
Aimless - Crying on a Dwi arrest because there is a kid in the car is a sign of some underlying mental health issues.
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Aimless - Crying on a Dwi arrest because there is a kid in the car is a sign of some underlying mental health issues.
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Originally Posted By redoubt: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/74363/992-3825838.png I totally know the feeling. Even a Panzer II would be fine. |
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Originally Posted By noob5000000: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/243302/Easy_bake_oven_keyboard_Doom_thumbnaildo-3825624.JPG  My daughters had that when they were little, they only used the software it came with I never thought to play DOOM with it.
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Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/tFgIG65.png  |
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
"Leaders love to point." - C. Hathcock
"Leaders love to point." - C. Hathcock
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Originally Posted By Spleenless-Dave: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HR8igM7WIAM56wJ?format=jpg&name=small This is from 10 years ago 
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Originally Posted By ColdboreDreamer: I spent it all on Tempest. An Orange Julius would hit the spot! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/163015/IMG_1625-3826090.gif I have fond memories of that game. |
“That’s not how it works. You buy more tools and power than you need and as you fuck everything up you gain the knowledge to become a better carpenter.”
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Originally Posted By ColdboreDreamer: I spent it all on Tempest. An Orange Julius would hit the spot! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/163015/IMG_1625-3826090.gif 
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Every knee in heaven and on earth and under the earth will bow to worship him. Everyone’s mouth will say that Jesus Christ is Lord.
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Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762: I have fond memories of that game. Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762: I have fond memories of that game. Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762: I have fond memories of that game. its one you really can't play well without the arcade rotary controller... |
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Originally Posted By mordecai: its one you really can't play well without the arcade rotary controller... And standing at proper height. I tried it on one of those min/all in one machines and was sadly disappointed |
“That’s not how it works. You buy more tools and power than you need and as you fuck everything up you gain the knowledge to become a better carpenter.”
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“How strange it is that man on earth should roam,
And lead a life of woe, but not forsake
His rugged path; nor dare he view alone
His future doom which is but to awake.” - John Keats
And lead a life of woe, but not forsake
His rugged path; nor dare he view alone
His future doom which is but to awake.” - John Keats
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Aimless - The police academy ain't med school
Aimless - Crying on a Dwi arrest because there is a kid in the car is a sign of some underlying mental health issues.
CallSign : Armbar
Aimless - Crying on a Dwi arrest because there is a kid in the car is a sign of some underlying mental health issues.
CallSign : Armbar