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Yesterday 4:57:46 PM EDT
Thinking yes. It's ballooning.

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"You have been banned for the following reason:
For being such an idiot - find some 'good people' to hang with, moron" Dr. Jizzjar
Yesterday 4:58:35 PM EDT
[#1]
How brave are you?
For your pleasure or your pain, society is a game.
Yesterday 5:00:01 PM EDT
[#2]
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Originally Posted By CastleBravo91:
How brave are you?
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Not feeling brave with this
"You have been banned for the following reason:
For being such an idiot - find some 'good people' to hang with, moron" Dr. Jizzjar
Yesterday 5:00:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Think about how awful food poisoning is for a couple of days. Then think about how cheap one of those is.
Yesterday 5:01:54 PM EDT
[#4]
It’s ballooning, chuck it.
Freedom and Justice come out of a box. Sometimes it is a Jury box. Sometimes it is a Ballot box. Other times it has to come from a Cartridge box!
Yesterday 5:01:58 PM EDT
[#5]
I’m pretty sure it’s ballooning due to microorganisms doing their thing.
I’d toss it or cook it up for the dogs if you have some.
The dogs eat literal shit and rotten animal carcasses so they would love that.
Yesterday 5:02:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Put it under your tyre.
No one is untouchable.
Yesterday 5:04:19 PM EDT
[#7]
I'd look for a warning on the package.

If it doesn't say something about not eating if the package is bloated or smells like a 3 week old summer gut pile....you're probably fine.
Yesterday 5:04:55 PM EDT
[#8]
What's concerning is you had to ask GD about this.
"In knifemaking everyone gets cut and everyone gets burned." Devin Thomas
Yesterday 5:06:27 PM EDT
[#9]
That's perfectly fine - safe to eat.
Yesterday 5:08:02 PM EDT
[#10]
Is it worth it to find out how much your butt hole is going to hurt?
I see what you did.
Yesterday 5:09:36 PM EDT
[#11]
Wet aged!!!!  
People will pay top dollar for that in fancy restaurants!!!!
Cook it to a safe temperature and enjoy the funky umami flavors!!!!



... just kidding.
Yeah toss it  
Yesterday 5:11:27 PM EDT
[#12]
That's yote bait now.
Yesterday 5:12:14 PM EDT
[#13]
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Originally Posted By Bollocks44:
Put it under your tyre.
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I should make a video
"You have been banned for the following reason:
For being such an idiot - find some 'good people' to hang with, moron" Dr. Jizzjar
Yesterday 5:14:22 PM EDT
[#14]
Dibbs
“That’s not how it works. You buy more tools and power than you need and as you fuck everything up you gain the knowledge to become a better carpenter.”

Tveddy
Yesterday 5:20:09 PM EDT
[#15]
Smell it.  
Yesterday 5:27:51 PM EDT
[#16]
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Originally Posted By osprey21:
Smell it.  
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Botulism is associated with hydrogen and carbon dioxide. It won't necessarily smell. Still kill you, though.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
Yesterday 5:28:34 PM EDT
[#17]
Go ahead and clear the next 3-4 days on the calendar if you decide not to chuck it.
Yesterday 5:29:19 PM EDT
[#18]
thin slice it and eat it rare like carpaccio
Yesterday 5:29:33 PM EDT
[#19]
Couldn't be much worse than it was before.
"A GIRL WITH A GUITAR IS 12 TIMES BETTER THAN ANOTHER CRAZY BAND O BOYS" — Prince
Yesterday 5:32:50 PM EDT
[#20]
Honey, garlic, teriyaki?
Heck, I’d pitch it just for that.
I have no useful skills, therefore I supervise.

Call sign:Radio Silence
Yesterday 5:37:25 PM EDT
[#21]
It's only pork.  How bad can it be?
Yesterday 5:39:27 PM EDT
[#22]
Tape it to a 1lb canister of tannerite
Yesterday 5:40:23 PM EDT
[#23]
That's not chuck....it's pork....and bad pork at that!
I wouldn't eat it, and I have ate some questionable things in my day!
Yesterday 5:42:05 PM EDT
[#24]
I'd throw that away or give to the dogs.
I ain’t in no ways tired of winning yet!
Yesterday 5:55:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: flcracker][Edited] [#25]
That's just nitrous oxide gas from the curing salts.

Inhake the gas and giggle.  Then sous vide that fucker at 132° for 4 hours and sear it on a blazing hot bed of coals!  🤓

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Yesterday 6:00:03 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By flcracker:
Sous vide that fucker at 132  for 4 hours then sear it on a blazing hot bed of coals!    

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Pasteurization doesn't do anything about toxins that have already been produced.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
Yesterday 6:03:25 PM EDT
[#27]
You eat it and you’re gonna be ‘chucking it.
Yesterday 6:04:39 PM EDT
[#28]
After having had food poisoning my moto is if in doubt throw it out
Yesterday 6:07:51 PM EDT
[#29]
Looks gross spoiled or no. Premarinated meat?
Yesterday 6:12:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OSUBeaver:
I'd look for a warning on the package.

If it doesn't say something about not eating if the package is bloated or smells like a 3 week old summer gut pile....you're probably fine.
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No wonder the guy from AK eats all that stuff. I don’t think it ever comes with labels
Yesterday 6:14:14 PM EDT
[#31]
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Originally Posted By kristen:
You eat it and you’re gonna be ‘chucking it.
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Good one!

Chuck it, or upchuck it.
Yesterday 6:17:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JosephTurrisi:
After having had food poisoning my moto is if in doubt throw it out
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As someone who spent a week in the hospital pooping blood from FP, I agree with this post.
Yesterday 6:18:11 PM EDT
[#33]
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Originally Posted By bluemax_1:

Good one!

Chuck it, or upchuck it.
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He ought to beat it first
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
Yesterday 6:21:30 PM EDT
[#34]

do not cook -- the life you save may be your own
Yesterday 6:27:46 PM EDT
[#35]
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Originally Posted By samuelsmithbeer:
Think about how awful food poisoning is for a couple of days. Then think about how cheap one of those is.
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Yup.  Cheaper than the co-pay for an ER visit.
Yesterday 6:27:59 PM EDT
[#36]
Yodel those groceries OP
Yesterday 6:35:16 PM EDT
[#37]
@AKcaribouhunter
“America is a whorehouse where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of capitalism.”
Yesterday 7:09:48 PM EDT
[#38]
Do a dinner thread with it as the main course for science.
We're getting close, real close. And now for some more bad news... Ready?
Yesterday 7:12:22 PM EDT
[#39]
Would not attempt to eat that but you could use this as an opportunity test any new 22 lr ammo you may have been wondering about.
Yesterday 7:45:02 PM EDT
[#40]
Did that roll out of your groceries and get lost in your trunk for a couple weeks?
Yesterday 8:01:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
Pasteurization doesn't do anything about toxins that have already been produced.
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Duh.  You only live once.  What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Yesterday 8:04:09 PM EDT
[#42]
Do you have a few pounds you want to shed?
Yesterday 8:06:24 PM EDT
[#43]
For 5 or 6 bucks, is it worth it? Not to me.
I dislike wasting food. But it's a lot better than the alternative
Yesterday 8:07:41 PM EDT
[#44]
Please throw it away.
Yesterday 8:10:51 PM EDT
[#45]
That is the perfect ripeness right there.
Yesterday 8:12:57 PM EDT
[#46]
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Originally Posted By Southernman077:
@AKcaribouhunter
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Yesterday 8:14:13 PM EDT
[#47]
Just sous-vide it for like 6 hours at 160.  

Then make chili.

For your leftist neighborhor.
Yesterday 8:16:12 PM EDT
[#48]
I've had food poisoning twice in my life. It was the only time I was thinking I was better off dead.

Incidentally, I haven't eaten at McDonald's or Burger King since.
Yesterday 8:20:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Toker_:
I've had food poisoning twice in my life. It was the only time I was thinking I was better off dead.

Incidentally, I haven't eaten at McDonald's or Burger King since.
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Once. Long John Silver's. 35 years ago and I still get queasy if I drive by one.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
Yesterday 8:30:49 PM EDT
[#50]
This place can really be absurd sometimes. I mean, I know this is GD, but c'mon.

There is a literally a multi-page thread on grocery inflation, and this thread where everyone is telling you to throw out meat. You know, that stuff that is flipping expensive now?! Have you ever heard of cooking? It's pork, right? Were you planning on eating it raw?

I used to work at a diner, many many years back, off the 10 outside El Paso. Had loads of folks come through there. In the summer, we'd get meat packages, and in the heat we couldn't always get the packages stuff to the fridge or freezer quick, or we'd have to restack things move stuff around. A lot of the time the stuff delivered was in styofoam cases, sometimes not but it would be sealed in plastic and we might have to lay it out by the delivery area until someone was free to pack it away. Sometimes frozen items would defrost or thaw a bit, but those would eventually get to the freezer where they'd freeze up again. Anyways, I have seen some of the packaged meats swell up just like that, or even more so - like full on balloon. We always cooked it up, and never once do I recall anyone complain of food poisoning. That stuff is safer than you think. Plus that one is in a marinade, so probably has some citrus in there which will keep the bacteria from growing.

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