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Today 8:30:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By voodochild:


That might just be one toke over the line. Imagine the horror and shock on that kids face...
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Originally Posted By voodochild:
Originally Posted By SeanRDFA:
Human Centipede


That might just be one toke over the line. Imagine the horror and shock on that kids face...

If we're suggesting Human Centipede, why not Teeth?
WARNING-this post contains words or thoughts that may at some point be discovered by the state of California to cause cancer.
Today 8:35:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Most of the 1980s PG horror movies listed would be considering at least PG-13 now.

I believe Final Destination movies are all rated R lol
Today 8:46:50 AM EDT
[#3]
Salems lot is excellent. I still love it to this day.
Today 8:54:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: T1NMAN][Edited] [#4]
Is she into fantasy?
I can highly recommend this one.
The hero is the big sister.

Pans Labyrinth

It is in Italian with sub titles.

The problem with this movie is once she watches it most if these others will seem... Less good.

It is rated R for disturbing images.
There is War level violence.
No nudity and I can hardly remember any language.
You may want to pre screen it.
One of the best movies ever made in my mimd.
Today 8:56:03 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By HuntFishGunCar:


Trick r treat starts out with a porno in the beginning showing full nudity. I almost made that mistake with my kids last year.

A lot of these movies mentioned are high on nudity and sex scenes which along with drugs we try to screen from our kids. It’s hard to do that with language or violence. Even the stupid marvel movies are full of profanity now. The new Spidermand had everything but the f bomb.
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This.
Many of these mentioned are not kid safe.
Agree on the new Spiderman as well.
Not a kids movie.
Today 9:32:23 AM EDT
[#6]
The Birds
Today 9:38:17 AM EDT
[#7]
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That's a good suggestion.  I just watched it last week on Prime.  Neither Omen nor Omen II has much language, if I recall, and zero nudity.  Part II has more gore than the original, of course.
Today 9:40:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Spartan16][Edited] [#8]
Halloween

Compared to the stuff released today, it's very tame. There is some frontal nudity (boobs only) in it, so FYI on that. But it's very brief so cover the kid's eyes for the three seconds and move on.

ETA -  I don't think there is even blood in it when Michael Myers stabs people because they didn't have the budget for it. So yea, an absolute classic that I watch every October but not bad at all... especially by today's standards.

There are a lot of horror movies on TV this time of year. You can record them and watch them later; don't think TV allows nudity so there's that.
Today 9:49:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: CB1][Edited] [#9]
how about the Original Universal 7
Frankenstein
Dracula
The Mummy
Bride of Frankenstein
Wolfman
The Invisible Man
Creature from the Black Lagoon
The Phantom of the Opera

These are pretty tame for original gothic horror

Universal Monsters Official Blu-ray Collection trailer

Chris
11M 84-87
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Oh cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee.
The answer to 2024's leftist problem is 1973.
Today 9:51:48 AM EDT
[#10]
The Graveyard Shift

Squirm

Return of the Living Dead [BUT YOU MUST SKIP THE HANGING OUT IN THE GRAVEYARD SCENE!!]

Eight Legged Freaks? Maybe

Predator

Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Today 9:52:02 AM EDT
[#11]
Just for the fun of it, do a few of the old time 1950's black and white horror movies. They were really scary when I watched them as a ten year old back then. Today they are almost campy, funny.

The Fly
The Thing
The Blob
The Shrinking Man
Rodan
Creature From Under the Sea

etc.
Today 9:54:49 AM EDT
[#12]
The first two Mummy movies with Brendan Fraser
Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views. - William F. Buckley Jr.
Today 9:55:29 AM EDT
[#13]
Earnest Scared Stupid actually gets pretty scary.  Freaked my kids out.  The first 10-15 minutes are a little slow, introducing the characters kinda stuff.
Today 10:00:43 AM EDT
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Saturday the 14th
Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness; Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
Today 10:27:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Inverted_Polarity:


Plot summary:  Idiot young adults hang out with pagan hippie death cult.  Boyfriend loser pussy can't bring himself to break up with girlfriend.  But it's okay since the death cult sacrifices him and girlfriend is okay with it.  Also, summer is spelled summer not sommar, Hollywood assholes.
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Originally Posted By sparkyfender2:


Is "Midsommar" really that bad? Somebody gave me a copy that I was saving for Halloween viewing, and I don't know anything about it except that some people found it disturbing.

Is a brief overview without spoilers possible?


Plot summary:  Idiot young adults hang out with pagan hippie death cult.  Boyfriend loser pussy can't bring himself to break up with girlfriend.  But it's okay since the death cult sacrifices him and girlfriend is okay with it.  Also, summer is spelled summer not sommar, Hollywood assholes.


Thanks for the info!! Exactly what I wanted to know.......
Today 10:39:07 AM EDT
[#16]
I do not recall any of the Saw movies having nudity.  Maybe some cussing, but the violence/gore was so over the top, it's comical.  Maybe screen a few before letting your 14yo watch.
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison....
Today 10:41:14 AM EDT
[#17]
I thought tremors was a horror movie at that age.
Today 10:51:13 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Slingblade2006:
I do not recall any of the Saw movies having nudity.  Maybe some cussing, but the violence/gore was so over the top, it's comical.  Maybe screen a few before letting your 14yo watch.
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There is a good amount of swearing in the Saw movies but I cant recall any nudity.

My dad was showing me some extremely R rated movies at 14 (or even before). The Thing, Aliens and Aliens, Blade Runner, Die Hard, Predator, Lethal Weapon, etc. It didn't have any negative affect on me growing up, just exposed me to some damn good movies.
Today 11:14:04 AM EDT
[#19]
I recall The Gate being a solid watch. I don’t know if it has held up over the years.
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Soli Deo Gloria
Today 11:38:19 AM EDT
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Sleepy Hollow
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Just watched the 1999 Depp one with my 12 yo last night. He liked it, wasn't scared.
He wants to watch Halloween, but not sure I want him seeing tits at 12. I know I was hooked on them after I saw them at 12
Today 12:03:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By evnash:
She wants to watch scary movies. Leaning more toward the classics but what do you suggest

No sex / nudity and minimal cussing.

So far we have watched:

Ghostbusters
Paranormal activity series
Tremors
Jaws series
Sixth sense
Village
Signs
Unbreakable
Split
Quiet place series
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Big Trouble In Little China

More comedy but it has its parts.
Today 12:09:12 PM EDT
[#22]
American Werewolf in London
Today 12:14:04 PM EDT
[#23]
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Originally Posted By sparkyfender2:


Is "Midsommar" really that bad? Somebody gave me a copy that I was saving for Halloween viewing, and I don't know anything about it except that some people found it disturbing.

Is a brief overview without spoilers possible?
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@sparkyfender2

It's not bad -- it's a well done movie -- but it's very disturbing.

Basically an girl has a tragic life event happen that results in her about-to-dump-her boyfriend not dumping her, and she joins him and his friends on a visit to a friend's family in Europe. This friend grew up in a commune which eventually becomes clear is more of a cult than a commune.

Cult needs new blood to limit inbreeding, and also needs to keep its secrets. Cult also has a bunch of fucked up traditions.
Today 12:30:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Frank_B][Edited] [#24]
In a lighter vein:
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (comedy -- so bad it became a classic)
Little Shop of Horrors (musical/comedy/romance)
Mars Attacks (comedy)

Old school:
The Blob (Steve McQueen's 1st leading role)
The Man From Planet X
X The Unknown
The Tingler (Vincent Price)
The House of Wax (Vincent Price)
The Portrait of Dorian Gray
Frankenstein (the original)
The Phantom Of The Opera (original)

How about a radio drama from  1938? War Of The Worlds
Archive.org has millions upon millions of old radio dramas, movies, music, and PDFs. Some good radio adventures from my youth ('40s & '50s) were:
Bold Venture (Bogey & Bacall)
The Shadow
The Inner Sanctum
The Green Lantern

I think one reason my generation (Silent) lacks enthusiasm for today's films is that the books and pre-TV radio plays, as one reviewer put it, "opened the curtains to the theater of the mind".
From the dialog and the narrator's description, we formed mental pictures of the settings and the action, which to us, were better than what Hollywood could produce.
"...Capitalism...shares its blessings unequally; ...Socialism...shares its miseries equally."
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Today 12:54:19 PM EDT
[#25]
Dark Skies
Today 1:04:06 PM EDT
[#26]
My brother....
For your pleasure or your pain, society is a game.
Today 1:33:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2apatriot][Edited] [#27]
House on haunted hill and All of the old Vincent Price movies. Night of the living dead, the thing from another world, you’re pretty safe with anything from the 50s and 60s. Also Alfred Hitchcock movies like psycho and rear window.  IMDB has a parental guide that will tell you how much nudity, swearing and violence are in a movie.
If my wife had another baby and I was in the delivery room, I'd probably look at it and yell "welcome back bitch" and then have the hospital page Norcal. -scuba_steve
Today 1:51:41 PM EDT
[#28]
Student Bodies.

Late Night with the Devil.

Night of the Comet.
Today 4:57:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Frank_B][Edited] [#29]
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Originally Posted By 2apatriot:
...Also Alfred Hitchcock movies like psycho and rear window...
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MeTV runs his TV shows from the '50s and '60s late weeknights. I just watched one with Wayne Rogers (Trapper John in M*A*S*H). His character was e-v-i-l. After leaving M*A*S*H, he became an investment consultant on Fox Business News.
SCHEDULE
"...Capitalism...shares its blessings unequally; ...Socialism...shares its miseries equally."
Winston Churchill
Today 5:40:54 PM EDT
[#30]
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Originally Posted By kingfish:
Salems lot is excellent. I still love it to this day.
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The Original 1979 one, yes.  2004 version was ok, but lacking the impact the original had despite being closer to the book from what I hear.  I never watched the 2024 version.
Today 5:50:23 PM EDT
[#31]
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum
Today 5:59:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: boolzi][Edited] [#32]
Without knowing your daughter the 2 that come to mind are the original night of the living dead and lost boys.

Van helsing is great, sleep hollow. The village.

When she’s older the whole Troma series.

I like geeky horror. Friday the 13th, nightmare on elm street, toxic avenger(lol). Stupid shit. I avoid the newer hardcore shit. That stuff will mess you up.
Today 6:00:22 PM EDT
[#33]
Michael Jackson - Thriller (Official 4K Video)
Today 7:26:49 PM EDT
[#34]
World war z is pg13
Today 7:57:41 PM EDT
[#35]
Passenger

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