Posted: 4/15/2022 9:40:36 PM EDT
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First child on the way. I’ve been driving around for an hour with My wife from shitty Sonic, to shitty DQ, hunting down a business willing to sell us soft serve …because that’s what she alleges that she’s craving. Meanwhile, we live downtown and have an ice cream shop 1/4 mile from our house. Edit: she says the serve gelato, not soft serve. |
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Originally Posted By vicrattlehead: After the child is born the insanity will increase exponentially and then, eventually, subside to 75% of the current level when the child is ~10 years old. I’m not joking. Attached File |
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Pickles with peanut butter Ben and Jerry's cherry Garcia Chocolate (she hates chocolate normally) Rye bread with cinnamon 4 pregnancies later, the crazy never went away. Have fun with it, at least you don't live 60 miles from town like we do. 1am runs for any craving caused a fight (I was working 12s or 16s through all 4). |
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My wife craved Mexican pizzas from taco bell but with refried beans instead of the meat. You should have seen me explaining that to the drive through person three of four times a week. She had hyperemesis though (threw up all day every day for first 20 weeks) so by the time she actually had cravings to eat again I would have moved the earth to get her food. |
We're living in an episode of Who's Line is it Anyway.
Where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
Where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
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Originally Posted By vicrattlehead: After the child is born the insanity will increase exponentially and then, eventually, subside to 75% of the current level when the child is ~10 years old. I'm not joking. You aint seen crazy yet. brace yourself, no joke. also, soft serve has been found to have higher levels of bacteria. Probably from improperly cleaned machines. |
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Originally Posted By Isenhelm: This! You aint seen crazy yet. brace yourself, no joke. also, soft serve has been found to have higher levels of bacteria. Probably from improperly cleaned machines. |
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For one of ours my wife craved spicy food. She usually can’t handle spice and I’m the one that like spicy so when she started getting these cravings I was like “ hell yeah now we can eat the good stuff..” She was on another level somehow and turned out she was eating spicy stuff that I couldn’t even handle lol. It was a trip |
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Originally Posted By vicrattlehead: After the child is born the insanity will increase exponentially and then, eventually, subside to 75% of the current level when the child is ~10 years old. I’m not joking. Mine got back to near normal when the second child was 5 and went to school but this is otherwise correct. |
