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Originally Posted By Goosemaster: She loves the COCKpit. Probably pulled the erection handle. |
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"I like it both ways, but still mainly mouth it" -gonzo_beyondo
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Originally Posted By PossumPatrol: I don't have a plane, but I'd give her the most disappointing 15-second ride of her life. Attached File |
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Originally Posted By rob78: Probably pulled the erection handle. Originally Posted By rob78: Originally Posted By Goosemaster: She loves the COCKpit Who has to clean up that mess? |
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Originally Posted By bigred1001: But did she have sex with any of them? I gave a ride to a famous-ish actress in the F-15E back in 2008, and she didn't even want to do any pics after the flight because she the flight gear, helmet and mask, messed up her hair and she wasn't able to wear makeup. Flying in a flight suit and G-suit usually gave me a serious case of swamp nuts, anyway, and nobody wants to go near that without a shower and a change of clothes. I can only imagine what that does to a pink clam. |
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Originally Posted By scrambler28: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/483437/1601_jpg-3831784.JPG lol don't think I have seen that one yet... |
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My favorite "celebrity" incentive ride was giving the weather chick from one of the Oklahoma City TV stations a flight in a T-38. She didn't get sick, and loved the aerobatics and Gs during the flight. One of the few who actually enjoyed the ride. She, too, didn't want any photos after the flight, but later on in the day after she got cleaned up we went back out for some pics. Attached File |
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Originally Posted By MudEagle: If by "orgasm" you mean "make her throw up all over herself and the cockpit", then go for it. Originally Posted By MudEagle: Originally Posted By realwar: If I was the pilot I would try to pull some negative Gs to make her have an orgasm.  If by "orgasm" you mean "make her throw up all over herself and the cockpit", then go for it. Some folks(like the one you quoted) pay extra for that! I was rather amused a decade or more ago when one of the semi local news anchors went up with the blue angels or thunderbirds....can't remember, live on the air and the pilot pulled just enough G's to make him pass out for a little bit on camera. The folks in the news room were laughing at him when he came to after it happened. |
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